Two Best Friends Play:

Assassin's Creed III

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Game Assassin's Creed III
Season 6
Episode 1
Length 15:39
Upload Date Nov 4, 2012
Controller Pat
Previous Borderlands 2
Next Resident Evil 6
“I even played the DS games for fuck's sake and I don't know what's going on.” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Assassin's Creed III is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat help Desmond figure out how to use the Hamburger of Eden as they hop in the animus and hang out with some of his distant, swashbuckling relatives.  As is customary in all Assassin's Creed games, money is tossed to the peasants and livestock as they fight over very little of the character's overall worth.

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We bleed red white and blue all over the frontier of the new world, and kill as many animals as possible while doing so!
— Website description

Intro[edit | edit source]

The intro cartoon features "Matt" running up to "Pat" in the middle of the woods with ax in hand about to strike when it is revealed "Pat" is a dummy to trick "Matt" and the real Pat shoots "Matt" from his ship. However, the "Matt" that was in the woods was also fake and the real Matt had snuck up behind Pat ready to finish off the British chap.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Abe Lincoln, history's greatest monster.
— Pat
I was talking shit about how boring this is but the ocean scared me so I guess the game won.
— Pat
This rabbit will not be reporting to the Templars anytime soon.
— Matt
I think an old black man beating the shit out of a kid with a cane is the best thing in the world.
— Pat

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