Two Best Friends Play:

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

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Game Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Season 8
Episode 4
Length 17:31
Upload Date November 24, 2013
Controller Pat
Previous Beyond Two Souls
Next Dead Rising 3
“Dude, if you kill the shark and bring it back to your girlfriend that's waiting for you in Havana...” — Matt
“SPLOOSH!” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat attempt to shoot invincible crabs, get distracted by a delicious boar, make it rain on a dog, smoke bomb some motherfuckers, and go to Florida.


Arrrhhh! Avast! Scurvy Scalliwags! Other Pirate Cliches! Umm...Johnny Depp!
— Video description
ARRRRRRR! Shiver me timbers, Matt and Pat drink alot of rum and kill alot of ninjas! I mean, Pirates!
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The intro cartoon has Matt and Pat broadsiding each other with their respective pirate ships. After they fire, both of them end up floating in the water.


I have a boat, you can't stop it... except for the people that have a bigger boat!
— Matt
There are no more sexual animals on this island.
— Pat
MOM! Mom, they took my pirate backpack!
— Matt
No Rose and Jack moment for me.
— Pat (as he attempts to swim into a sinking ship that is on fire)
Target lost due to delicious boar.
— Matt
James Small is just oozing out of me.
— Matt
Man, those pirates. I hate their chiseled good looks and large penises.
— Matt
I was totally waiting for the chiseled good looks, so I can talk about their large penises.
— Pat
I'll be the gingerest pirate of them all... red beard. No, Lava beard!
— Pat
I'll fuck the sea with this boat.
— Pat
Ubisoft hates fun: confirmed.
— Pat
I'm gonna call my boat ChuChu Rocket!
— Matt
I'm trying to get the bosoms. Hold on.
— Pat
There she blows, it's Pat's Mother!
— Matt


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