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Backyard Wrestling Don't Try This At Home!

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Game Backyard Wrestling: Don't Try This At Home!
Length 27:24
Winner Matt
Previous Fisticuffs - WWE All-Stars (2nd Impact)

Rustlemania 2 - Ring of Destruction

Next Fisticuffs - Ahh Harimanada SUMO WRESTLE!

Rustlemania 2 - Celebrity Deathmatch

“So what do they do for the Backyard Wrestling All-Star Show, do they just bring the camera to a graveyard?” — Woolie

Backyard Wrestling Don't Try This At Home! is the fifty-sixth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs and the fourteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III special.

About[edit | edit source]

"Cactus Pat used to run with the Insane Clown Posse, and was a full time Juggalo!!! YEAH YOU KNOW IT! But they kicked me out for being "TOO EXTREME" and "DIDN'T WASH THE AREA BETWEEN MY LEGS AND CROTCH!" FUCK THEM! IT'S MY CHOICE!"
— Video Description

Description[edit | edit source]

Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam put on their clown make-up and stock up on fluorescent light bulb tubes so they can watch the trailer for Tomb Raider: Angle of Darkness, use stripper stage hazards, visit RAGE in his early years, and barbecue a shopping cart.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

That's not a backyard. That's not a backyard.
— Matt
Woolie, there are juggalos in this room. You just can't see them.
— Pat
You know how we start playing Def Jam and it's like 'Black People: The Game'? This is 'White People: The Game'.
— Woolie
I'm a straight-edge drug user.
— Matt
I'm sure all you people who like our channel woke up today and said, 'I need some ICP.'.
— Pat
If Her Story was an interview with Shaggy 2 Dope, that shit would be amazing.
— Pat
Look at the way these people are. You are one fucking stupid music video away.
— Woolie
It's almost like most backyard wrestlers aren't memorable.
— Liam
So what do they do for the Backyard Wrestling All-Star Show, do they just bring the camera to a graveyard?
— Woolie
We have the most in-depth create-a-wrestler ever. Creates generic white guy.
— Matt
I wanna play that!
— Liam to a man in a chicken suit
I wanna play that!
— Matt to boobs
Before RAGE became the man we knew, he was a little chubbier and he fought off lot lizards.
— Woolie

Wins/Losses[edit | edit source]

Matt 2/0
Pat 0/1
Woolie 1/1
Liam 0/1

Jimmies' Status[edit | edit source]

Matt - [ ]Rustled [X]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [X]Unrustled

Woolie - [ ]Rustled [X]Unrustled

Liam' - [ ]Rustled [X]Unrustled

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The guest cameo at the start of the video is Brennan Williams a.k.a. GREATBLACKOTAKU.
  • The intro music is "Break Down the Walls" by Jim Johnston and Adam Morenoff and theme song for Chris Jericho.
  • Matt had to buy three copies of this game due to the first two copies freezing on the character select screen.

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