| Super Best Friends Play
Bayonetta 2
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| Game | Bayonetta 2 |
| Episodes | 1 |
| Combined Length | 1:30:32 |
| Upload Date | Nov 5, 2014 |
“My tiny arms can't reach your giant dinosaur breasts.” — Liam
Super Best Friends Play Bayonetta 2 is a Super Best Friends Play episode in which the full Zaibatsu (Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam) provide an extra-long look at the sequel, try to use jetlag as an excuse, cover corpses in malt liquor, talk about face tattoos, unleash witch time, and suck dick for early copies of Platinum games.
About[]
- “Pat's not good enough to carry an entire LP, so here's just a giant extended look at the best character action game since...BAYONETTA 1!”
- — Video description
Quotes[]
- “This blue is ten out of ten.”
- — Woolie
- “I just realized, this big super video of Bayonetta 2 that we're doing could also double as our Asura's Wrath LP by showing you how to make it good.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god! Is Bayonetta gonna be fighting Kevin McCalister and they're both lost in New York?”
- — Matt
- “She's ninety percent gams.”
- — Woolie
- “Bayonetta joining the I love centaurs bandwagon.”
- — Pat
- “When I have a kid, I'm only going to expose him to pictures of Rodin in his Santa costume. That's gonna be his Santa.”
- — Liam
- “It's Platinum's commentary on the Catholic church.”
- — Woolie
- “I want a character action game where you're Kevin Bacon fighting Graboids.”
- — Matt
- “Platinum's one of those few companies that's like, "You know what, fuck you. There's nothing else good to homage, let's homage ourselves.”
- — Matt
- “I wouldn't even fuck this dead chick.”
- — Pat
- “Can we please stop talking about Big Rigs 2 in Bayonetta 2?”
- — Woolie
- “No. It's basically the same game!”
- — Matt and Pat
- “Colors is not good enough to wave away the rest of the pain.”
- — Pat
- “If you need to know how to talk to women ask your mom.”
- — Woolie
- “Hey kids, if you can turn into a panther, do it. There is never any downside.”
- — Matt
- “There is nothing you can do in your life that is more shameful than your own birth.”
- — Pat
- “Get a tattoo of Mike Tyson on your face.”
- — Matt
- “Get a tattoo of Mike Tyson's face tattoo on your face.”
- — Liam
- “That was outta nowhere. Like the RKO.”
- — Pat
- “Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is like, "Hey sis."”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I remember that. With the Mega Milk shirt.”
- — Liam
- “My tiny arms can't reach your giant dinosaur breasts.”
- — Liam
- “My brain is wiped after all that T-Rex titty talk.”
- — Pat
- “Can we rename the channel, "Bias Platinum Fanboys"?”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- Liam and Woolie had both completed the game prior to this video, whereas Pat and Matt had impressively managed to avoid any exposure to it.
- The Zaibatsu's praise for the touch pad control scheme included the glowing recommendation of "It works."