| Two Best Friends Play:
Beatdown Fists of Vengeance
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| Game | Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance |
| Season | 4 |
| Episode | 5 |
| Length | 13:28 |
| Upload Date | Feb 19, 2012 |
| Controller | Matt |
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“I got to feel up some boobage and I got paid!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Beatdown Fists of Vengeance is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat obtain a pipe from someone's dick, dress Woolie in drag, escape prison with the power of prostitution, and help out people by robbing them.
About[]
- “Life on the streets is hard, so that’s why Matt and Pat fashion a create-a-character that looks like Woolie to dish out the beatdowns!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The opening has Matt and Pat back to back, surrounded by people, fists up and ready to fight. Matt cocks back his arm and accidentally elbows Pat, knocking him to the floor. Pat angrily jumps up and fights Matt instead.
Quotes[]
- “I'm totally hyped for this loading.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie, you are our guardian angel.”
- — Matt
- “What are you gonna do? Are you just shove the money in his mouth and just take cocaine out of his ass?”
- — Pat
- “Remember when we were walking down the street one time and saw gang members just spinning in a circle?”
- — Matt
- “Just reach into this guy's dick and pull out fifty-seven bucks.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, man, I just like having fun; go to Sea World, take my pants off...”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna conga line those motherfuckers!”
- — Pat
- “The power of prostitution got me to escape from this hellhole!”
- — Matt
- “I got to feel up some boobage and I got paid!”
- — Matt
- “I think this is what Woolie spends most of his free time doing.”
- — Matt
- “Just running down the street doing body splashes, punching cars...”
- — Pat
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