This glossary chronicles all of the many idioms, phrases, allusions, and running gags the Best Friends have accumulated over the years. Their origin, meaning and alternative usages are all detailed. For a glossary chronicling references in Super Best Friends: The Video Game, see Super Best Friends: The Video Game Glossary.
#gamechanger - The failed social media campaign for the PlayStation Vita. Liam is very forward about pushing this, prompting Woolie to confront him about it on episode eleven of the Super Best Friendcast, Superman’s Bulge Needs to be Made Off-Model.
1-800-I Don't Know - Taken from a fake commercial Matt and Woolie did for the law offices of "Maybe and I Dunno" during their appearance on the Sleepycast.
21! Suck my dick! - Taken from a Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball by Yo!Videogames, when Kenny bet everything on 21 and hit the jackpot. This moment can be seen here.
3spooky5me - Pat's one-up of the phrase "2spooky4me," a phrase often used ironically in meme format to deride something that is hilariously un-scary, despite attempting to be perceived as such. Matt also uses the phrase throughout the Shitstorm in the form of "Too spooky for us!" Pat mentions that Dork Girl was the first person he heard the phrase from and took it from her.
4. Itchy. Tasty - The final lines of a memo in the original Resident Evil. Can be read here.
AH MOU! - A Japanese exclamation loosely translated as "Aw geez!". Usually shouted by Woolie and/or Liam when something annoying happens.
Alex - A name used by Matt to refer to every obnoxious and/or annoying child he encounters. The most infamous incident of Alex striking was on Matt's honeymoon. While on a submarine tour, Alex proceeded to ask stupid questions nobody cared about and generally annoy the shit out of Matt; who finally snapped once Alex didn't remember the name of Crush the sea turtle from Finding Nemo.
All for revenge - Refers to a line spoken by Kazuhira Miller in Metal Gear Solid V. Liam and Pat have taken to applying the line to anything that Miller says or does as a form of ridiculing him.
AMERICA! - Matt's signature catchphrase, used whenever something cool happens. The origin of this event is Matt happens to be half American and likes to play it up from time to time, as revealed on his one-on-one interview with David Giltinan.
Ammo Bureaucrat - One who manages their ammo well, or one who does not waste ammo. First said in their Resident Evil 4 LP (Part 17).
Analsis/analysize - Alternate spelling for the words analysis and analyze. This is taken from the "Mr. Plinkett" character from RedLetterMedia, which can be heard in this video.
And then I pull out my gun! - A reference to R. Kelly in the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet". An example can be seen in this clip.
Angry Video Game Nerd (James Rolfe) - A fellow video game YouTuber, who generally specializes in vintage Nintendo, Atari and Genesis games. He's most often referenced by Matt, who seemingly knows most of his videos off the top of his head. Two Best Friends have also done a video based off his (endorsed) game, Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures, with Matt implying during that he corresponds back and forth with James occasionally. Matt has also stated that Woolie is not a fan of AVGN.
Anti-Room - According to Pat, it's a room in a game that holds no items and has no cutscenes or enemies. Its sole purpose is to give the illusion of more space, something that Pat thinks is "radical". He coined the phrase in The Last of Us playthrough.
Arrowed! - An exclamation first used by Matt in the Skyrim episode in reference to Teen Girl Squad from the Homestar Runner website, which Strong Bad says when the Ugly One gets shot with arrows. This allusion saw a lot mileage in the Resident Evil 4 HD playthrough, as Matt would use it every time Pat got hit by an arrow.
Aw, my breadsticks! - A phrase originally used by Pat in the Max Payne 3 episode, to represent something he thinks a crude, stereotypical Italian/New York commoner would say. The line originated when the Best Friends ordered pizza and breadsticks and Liam dropped some breadsticks, causing one of them to say the line.
Babbies - An alternative way of saying babies. This was taken from the meme "How is babby formed", a meme Pat was able to recite in its entirety off the top of his head during the WWF No Mercy brawl. The meme can be seen here . Also heavily referenced in Baby Mammoth Goes To Mars, where the word "baby" is frequently spelled as "babby," much to Matt and Pat's amusement. Alternative: Poo Babbies. A pejorative phrase once uttered by Woolie so many times during a playthrough that Matt had to spend hours editing it out because of how lame it was.
The Baby - A reference to the baby metroid in Metroid: Other M; specifically, Samus' cutscene monologues. The Baby was the name of one of Pat's worms in the Worms 2: The Armageddon Super Best Friends Brawl, which, in the first game, ironically killed the worm named for Samus Aran. "The Baby!" has largely been used by Pat as an exclaimed interjection whenever something related to Metroid comes up.
Baby Ashley - Pat's authentic baby doll he received from the Friendcast Mailbag, which he has placed on a bookshelf to disturb visitors.
Baby Rider - Refers to the scene in Godzilla VS Megalon in which a child character is seen riding a flotation device made of three colorful dolphins.
Back to the Revengeance - Refers to the neologistic title of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Alternative: Back to the Revenge
Back Down - Refers to the movie Never Back Down, and takes on multiple forms, originating in the 50 Cent Blood on The Sand episode. Examples include "Never Back Down: The Back Downening" and "A Good Day to Back Down". In episode thirty-eight of the Super Best Friendcast, Not Safe For Life, Matt explains the origin of this story, when his girlfriend saw Never Back Down: The Beatdown on Netflix, and mistook "Beatdown" for "The Back Down". Matt then told Woolie, who thought it was hilarious, and proceeded to make it a joke that the entire Zaibatsu would "run into the ground".
Balanced for lean - A phrase used by Matt and Pat first used during Outlast, the first episode of Shitstorm 2: The Shittening. Pat claims that the term comes from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2's excuse for the absence of leaning in the PC version.
Bamco - Matt's name for Bandai Namco since he can never get the name right.
Banga the Topanga - Referring to Woolie's ongoing struggle to figure out a way to bang actress Danielle Fishel, AKA Topanga from Boy Meets World.
Barf Parties - An idea created by Pat in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance where people go over to each others' houses and vomit on each other. According to Matt they vomit on each others' hair since the sensation of vomit on your hair makes you want to vomit. It is also possible James Small likes barf parties but that is only speculated.
Bark with me if you are my dog. - Refers to a lyric in the song "I'm a Gangster" by Rappy McRapperson.
Basking Shark - The world's second largest fish are known to be passive, slow swimming and only eat plankton, proving no real threat to humans. Despite this, Matt is scared to death of them, as first mentioned on Xbox Live Indie Games II. Pat likes basking sharks because according to him they look like the Gaping Dragons from Dark Souls. They frequently appear as a character selectable in the Brawl opening segment.
Battery - A reference to the Metallica song "Battery", from Master of Puppets. The full song can be heard here. This was first used in Ju-On The Grudge, where finding batteries is essential. Due to so many horror games requiring the use of a flashlight, and batteries to power them, this is often used during their October Shitstorm specials. This has been used quite often, almost every time a battery is mentioned or on-screen. In One Late Night, they admitted that it's "really addicting".
Beast-Child - Refers to the protagonist of Inside, a boy who possesses superhuman strength and endurance.
BEATCHOOUP! - A slurred reading of "Beat you up", as shouted by the announcer of Killing Zone before the start of each fight.
Best Friends Zaibatsu - A term used by Matt referring to himself, Pat, Woolie, and Liam. According to Wikipedia, Zaibatsu "is a Japanese term referring to industrial and financial business conglomerates in the Empire of Japan, whose influence and size allowed control over significant parts of the Japanese economy from the Meiji period until the end of World War II." Alternative: The name is also used by a popular Tumblr page about the channel which the Best Friends mentioned on the podcast.
Bible Black - A hentai series often referenced by the Zaibatsu when something animesque is happening on-screen.
Big Dick Cool Guy - A phrase used by Matt and Pat to describe someone who they think is cool and someone who generally walks around with a lot confidence and authority.
Big Fat JPEG - A phrase used to refer to the use of JPEG files in games, especially when the file in question is very obviously used as a flat, low quality texture or background. Most often used during the Eternal Darkness playthrough.
Big Favorite - Used to describe something funny or interesting. First used by Onionsan in the Undertale playthrough, Matt found it funny and said he had to use it. He has.
Big Frighten - Refers to things that are scary, such as the ghost girl who appears thoughout the playthrough of Resident Evil 7 Teaser: Beginning Hour.
Big problem. - Said in a stereotypical Asian accent, refers to an event in Matt's life where a former landlord of his called him at work to inform him that there was a 'big problem' but would not elaborate on what the problem was and instead kept saying that there had been a 'big problem' and they fixed it. Later, upon arriving at his apartment, Matt found a big blue hose going from his sink to his toilet. The story can be heard during part twenty-two of the Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Full Let's Play).
Biker Mice From Mars - Refers to the 90's cartoon Biker Mice From Mars which Woolie hates with a passion. Often called out for being a blatant rip-off of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Bio-Slime - Refers to an accessory that came with a lot of action figures in the 80's and 90's, it was usually just some kind of slime in a container. Often mentioned by Matt.
Blitzball~ - Refers to the fictional underwater sport featured in Final Fantasy X and nearly every NPC's obsession with it. The phrase was coined by Woolie after imitating the character Wakka and used constantly throughout the playthrough of the game, always said in a thick Jamaican accent.
Blood for the blood god! - Frequently followed by "skulls for the skull throne!" The war cry of followers of Khorne, a chaos god in Warhammer 40K. Often shouted during scenes containing especially graphic and bloody violence.
Bomb-Ass - A slang word that refers to something that is excellent or cool.
Bone the Stone - Refers to Matt's desire to mate with actress Emma Stone. It's been a common thread going through the entire series and although there's been others here and there (Jessica Nigri, Emma Watson) Emma Stone has always been Matt's #1 girl. A still of his operation to complete the task can be seen in Sonic The Fighters.
BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A Fuck Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS - A phrase off an Engrish shirt that sometimes features a dog and cat or Pikachu. Pieces of it are occasionally said by Matt, but rarely verbatim.
Boruto- Or "Borutos". Refers to the offspring of major characters. Most notably used in Mortal Kombat X, following the introduction of new characters such as Cassie Cage (Daughter of Johnny and Sonya). The name is derived from "Boruto", the son of Naruto Uzumaki.
Borutogan- Another reference to Naruto, referring the series' overuse of eye based powers and special eye designs.
Boss Fountain - A large stockpile of ammunition and supplies, usually indicating that there is a boss nearby.
Boss Well / Dry Well (Anti-Boss Fountain) - The exact opposite of a Boss Fountain. An area intended to drain you of your resources (ammo, health kits/packs, etc.) solely for no other reason than to drain your resources. It is unsure whether Matt and Pat settled on the term Boss Well or Dry Well. First said in their Resident Evil 4 LP (Part 13)
Boulder punching - Refers to the final boss fight in Resident Evil 5, in which Chris Redfield punches a boulder multiple times into a volcano.
Bring Back Benoit - Refers to the dead wrestler Chris Benoit, who murdered his family and committed suicide. Shortly after his death, the WWE aired a tribute to him, not realising at the time that he was responsible for the murder-suicide. After information regarding the murder-suicide surfaced, the WWE began systematically removing almost every mention of Benoit, with only a few exceptions. Pat found the situation so hilariously poorly managed, that he takes all opportunities to bring up Benoit to prove he once existed, even holding up a "Bring Back Benoit" sign during Bomb-Ass Wrestling Adventure!. The sign Pat made can be seen here.
In episode twenty-three of the Super Best Friendcast, Birthing Scars in Glorious 4K, it was revealed to Pat that the WWE finally admitted the existence of Chris Benoit, and will air matches with him in it on the WWE Network, with a warning to not do what Chris Benoit did. Liam jokingly stated that Pat had finally brought back Benoit.
「BRING ME TO LIFE」 - Woolie's Stand. 「BRING ME TO LIFE」 puts "Woolie bait" characters (as in characters who physically resemble Woolie or fit his personal preferences) into various forms of media. The user cannot control this Stand as it relies on the element of surprise, but its effects greatly please Woolie.
Brotha! - The phrase Liquid Ocelot used when he first sees Old Snake in Metal Gear Solid 4 and again when Liquid ambushed Snake and Metal Gear Rex with his Ray. It is usually used emphatically towards anything having to do with and or resembling Metal Gear Solid. Sometimes followed with "IT'S NOT OVER YET!"
Budman - A corrupted pronunciation of the character Bedman's name from Guilty Gear Xrd, first used when Pat refused to acknowledge the ridiculousness of the name when it was first revealed. The name is now frequently used as a joke name for create-a-characters, primarily with a connotation of failure or disappointment.
Bumble King - A term commonly used by Matt that has been described as "(A person) who was in a dangerous situation but didn't get attacked or anything, he just owned himself and he just bumbled into a whole bunch of trouble and is now even worse off than he was before, despite the fact that his enviornment or any enemies had nothing to do with it." 
BUSTER WOLF! - Usually screamed as Bustah Wolf after "Are you okay?" is asked of a character in a game. A reference to a special of Terry Bogard first used in Garou: Mark of the Wolves originally for the Neo Geo.
Butter up my pooper - A line spoken by Seiko from Corpse Party. The line follows Seiko's request to her friend Naomi to borrow some moisturiser for her dry butt. Matt often used this line without knowing from where it originated.
Butthurt - A state of extreme rage or displeasure, similar to "salt".
Butt Juice - Much like fart gas, but rather than an emanation of gas, it refers to liquid coming from the ground, walls, or ceiling of an environment in a video game.
Can't escape from crossing fate! - Said by the announcer of BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle before a match. The Best Friends have taken to saying it periodically.
Can't go that way, gotta go this way - A reference to the Tour Guide Nixon gag in Silent Hill Downpour, in which Matt says this before they enter an apartment building. The full line is "Can't go this way, gotta go that way, into this scary apartment building! Where the devil lives!"
Can't stop, won't stop. - A reference to a Dave Chappelle Making The Band skit in which Dave is parodying 90's hip-hop mogul Puff Daddy (Diddy).
Capcpom - Refers to a Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor trailer in which Capcom misspells their own company name using this spelling variation.
Check Those Corners! - A line from Aliens said by Apone. In the Aliens: Colonial Marines episode during the live action segment, Woolie says it.
Chesty La Rue - A nickname used by Matt to refer to sexy girls. It originates from the thirteenth episode of tenth season of The Simpsons, "Homer to the Max", where Homer mentioned he legally changed Marge's name to Chesty La Rue.
Chewie and Fuckface - Alternate names for Woolie and Pat respectively, if they were morning radio show hosts. Evolved from a story in episode twenty-two of the Super Best Friendcast, What does the Doug button do?!, in which a fan of the show refers to Woolie and Matt as "Chewie and Pat".
Chief Thunder Hawk Wolf Hawk Condor - An amalgamation of Chief Thunder from Killer Instinct and T. Hawk from the Street Fighter franchise. First mentioned in Ode to Grapplers: BALLAD OF THE BODY EXPLOSION.
Choppa Choppa your pee-pee. - Often said by Matt, refers to a WWF promo cut by Mr. Yamagutchi threatening to cut off Val Venis' penis.
Chyna - A professional wrestler and porn star mentioned in the Chrono Trigger full Let's Play. When she's brought up it's typically in disgust of her masculine physique and disturbing sex tape with fellow wrestler, Sean Waltman (X-Pac). In episode two of the Pokemon LeafGreen Nuzlocke run, they named Woolie's Mankey Chyna, despite his protests.
Cinnabeast - Woolie and Liam's nickname for Cinnamon; a character from Megaman X: Command Mission. The nickname derives from the amount of upgrading she has received to both her combative and energy-gaining abilities courtesy of Woolie, which has seen Cinnamon's usefulness far exceed that of her standard purpose as the team's healer, to the point where she is amongst the strongest characters in the entire team.
Clam Chowdah - Clam chowder (pronounced "chow-dah" in a faux Bostonian accent by the Zaibatsu) is a popular New England dish often shouted in an exaggerated accent to represent the Boston area accent. Prevalent in the D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die playthrough, and is a likely reference to the Simpsons episode "The Boy Who Knew Too Much".
Collusion - In the fighting game community, "colluding" is when players who enter the finals agree to split the award money not go full-out, resulting in fairly lackluster matches. This has caused a lot of controversy in the community. Sp00ky is famous for cancelling a Super Street Fighter 4 tournament in the grand finals for this reason.
Come on, get serious! - A line spoken by Terry Bogard, a character from the King of Fighters series. Matt uses this the most often, and sometimes abbreviates it to "Come on!".
Come on, punch it! - A phrase said by Matt and Pat, when the game character is told to strike or hit. Reference to the South Park character, Towelie. The phrase was first heard during the Prison Break episode, and is always spoken in his soft, high-pitched voice.
ComicBookGirl19 - A fellow YouTuber, often referenced by Matt and Woolie because of either content she had recently released or just how they are crushing on her. As her name would imply, she primarily YouTubes about comic books, meaning Pat has little to no idea who she is. Because of her short hair and hipster appearance in general she became an instant favorite of Woolie's after Matt first mentioned her here.
Command grab - A unique input in fighting games that typically inflict severe damage, most often used by grappler characters. For reference, one should read the Street Fighter Wiki article and concept page on Giant Bomb that further explains the mechanics of command grabs.
Complete global saturation - Refers to Wesker's (in)famous line in Resident Evil 5, as seen in this clip.
Crab juice and khlav kalash! - Reference to the Simpsons episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" where Homer is waiting to pay of his tickets and is forced to eat khlav kalash. When he asks for something to wash it down he is offered crab juice or mountain dew and he picks the crab juice. A link to its origin can be found here
Crackling with sexual energy - Refers to anything with an aura around it. First appeared in the Mass Effect 3 episode in reference to a sex scene between Commander Shepard and Liara.
「CRAZY TALK」 - Pat's Stand. 「CRAZY TALK」 is automatic and activates whenever Pat states a fact, causing reality to change and forcing Pat's statement to become incorrect. An example given by Pat is if he says the sky is blue, it will become red. Other examples and a more detailed description can be found here.
Cut your shit - A phrase often said by Pat when slicing up enemies in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
Cyclops - A character from X-Men. Whenever mentioned, Matt and Pat discuss their dislike for the character. Despite their own mutual friends Josh and Wendell's love for Cyclops they said anyone who has a friend who likes Cyclops has a bad friend, and they should stop hanging out with them. All of this began during the NES SNES and Genesis! video.
Dadaist - Refers to the Dada movement, especially in the visual arts. Since Matt and Woolie both went to Art School for college they're both well-versed in particular art movements and techniques. Matt often accuses some events or behavior as being dadaist, due to the nonsensical and often hard to grasp nature of the artistic movement. Most likely a reference to Broken Pixels, a defunct video series from former video game site 1up. While playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video, Shane Bettenhousen reads from the manual which states that people have a hard time labeling Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch which prompts Seanbaby to ask "Are they avant-garde? Are they Dadaist?"
Daigo - Refers to professional Street Fighters player Daigo Umehara, Woolie's ultimate, unachievable rival. Woolie faced off against Daigo in a tournament which was later featured on a Fighterpedia episode and although he held his own he was eventually defeated by the legend. When Daigo is mentioned however, it's usually used as a method of shaming Woolie for his loss. Despite this, the Zaibatsu has said that they'd love to see a rematch, but it'll probably never happen.
Danger Zone - A reference to the 1986 song "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, from the Top Gun soundtrack and also a reference to Archer.
Danger, watch yourself! - A phrase Matt uses, referring to the song "Danger" by Mystikal.
Danny Sexbang - Matt and Wollie's nickname for Vincent, the protagonist of Catherine, who bears a strong resemblance to fellow letsplayer and friend of the Zaibatsu, Dan Avidan aka Danny Sexbang, of Game Grumps and Ninja Sex Party fame.
Darkness imprisoning me - The lyrics "Darkness imprisoning me/all that I see/absolute horror" are from the song "One" by Metallica, and is often quoted by Matt. At times, the lyrics lead to gibberish, which is a possible reference to an outtake from Berserk, as seen here.
Delicous Time! - A reference to dialogue seen in the Way of the Samurai 4 full Let's Play.
Delicious X - A phrase used by Pat anytime a precious or useful commodity is found in a game.
Destiny is destiny - A victory quote used by Lightning in Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII. Matt and Pat find this quote to be absolutely hysterical, mostly due to the fact that it literally makes no sense, and bring it up whenever they talk about Lightning Returns, or characters saying dumb things.
Detroit - Is brought up when a scary, crime ridden place is discovered and explored. The origin of this is the city of Detroit, Michigan has been in a steep decline for decades with the car manufacturing business in America coming across hard times, for which it is the center of. This has cause the city's crime to spike, the population to dwindle and for general urban decay to occur. Alternative: East St. Louis. During the Tomb Raider episode Matt referred to an attacking wolf as being the "Mayor of East St Louis".
Dickbutt - A popular internet meme of a cartoon figure consisting of solely a face, a dick and a butt. Frequently mentioned on the Zaibatsu as a favorite of the crew.
X Doesn't like it - When a character in a game doesn't like something that happens to them that they obviously would not like, i.e. being shot, being rejected by a pretty girl, etc.
Do it nine times - A running gag in the Homestar Runnger universe. For further information, see the Nine Times article.
Don't call it a comeback - Refers to the song "Mama Said Knock You Out " by LL Cool J, which opens with the line "Don't call it a comeback/I've been here for years".
Don't drop those pizzas, sir! - A quote from a police officer Matt saw in New York while waiting in line for Pokemon X and Y while a pizza delivery guy was crossing the road. This first originated in the story Matt told in the intro of episode ten of the Super Best Friendcast, Aryan Resurrection.
Don't get sucked into his rhythm. - A phrase used by fighting game tournament commentators.
Don't lose your waaaay! - A song from the anime series Kill la Kill. Sometimes used if one of the Zaibatsu members seems to get during gameplay.
Don't take it out, leave it in - A statement usually made during a game when a girl (or sometimes a guy) has been stabbed, impaled, or has had something become physically inside of her. The meaning of the comment is sexual, obviously. Originated from the Resident Evil 6 episode.
Don't worry about it - A phrase often used to gloss over plot inconsistencies, graphical bugs, or glaring mistakes in games. Often used by Pat. Also phrased as "Don't worry about that."
Dork Girl - A female friend of the Two Best Friends that is so dorky that she only needed to be called "Dork Girl" in order for Pat to realize who she was. She likes Zelda and becomes infuriated when they rag on the manga One Piece. First mentioned on part nineteen of the The Last of Us playthrough. Since then, it has been revealed that there are at least two other Dork Girls, though the one mentioned in the The Last of Us playthrough is considered the main Dork Girl.
Doucement - French for 'gently' or 'slowly', stolen from this line in True Lies. Used by the Best Friends, mostly Matt and Woolie, in telling someone to calm down. After extensive use throughout the playthrough, Matt and Pat explained the words origins in episode eleven of Prison Break, the finale.
DP - Acronym for Deadly Premonition. Nothing else.
DPS race - An encounter in which the player must deal more damage than the enemy boss at a very fast rate. Most often used by Pat during the Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Let's Play. For a more detailed explanation of constitutes a DPS race, see this WoWWiki article.
Dragon Dildo - Often referenced in episodes of the Friendcast Mailbag, it was an item Pat said he hoped no one would end up sending. Since then, it has actually become something that Pat and the Zaibatsu desperately want to be sent to them. In a later mailbag episode, they actually received a rainbow horse dildo from Bad Dragon dildo company.
Dragon Kick - A fictional beverage from Sleeping Dogs that has been referenced in multiple playthroughs and episodes.
Dragon Punch - Refers to the basic special motion (F,D,DF) in fighting games that corresponds to the "Dragon Punch" move in Street Fighter, or any other special with a similar appearance. Can be abbreviated to DP.
Drop your shield. - A phrase used by Pat during the Dark Souls 2 full LP whenever Woolie kept his shield up too long. This is because continuing to hold up a shield drastically slows stamina recovery. Pat has since been ridiculed for its over use.
Drugs. Which are good, which are bad? - A reference to this PSA.
DSP - Acronym for Phillip Burnell, known as DarksydePhil (the self-proclaimed "King of Hate") on YouTube, who is infamous amongst Let's Players for blaming the games he plays for his own faults, refusing to learn the mechanics of the games he plays, and generally just being bad at video games. Matt and Pat mock him often on the show, first referencing him in parts seven and nine of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. During their Dragon's Crown episode, when Pat says he picked the Amazon because he likes DPS, Matt quipped "You like DSP, what?". In the Ryse: Son of Rome episode, Matt compares one of the barbarians to DSP.
Dub of the North Star - A parody of Fist of the North Star on YouTube. Matt references a few lines from the show: "You're the guy with all the stupid shit on his face", "KEEEEEEEEN", and "Why didn't Kenshiro kill the zombies? Because they were already dead!". The parody series can be viewed here.
The Duke - A giant original Xbox controller Matt owns that no one wants because of how crummy it is.
Dweebenheimer - A term used by Matt and Woolie to refer to a wimpy, cowardly person. Originates from the KOF series, as one of Ryo Sakazaki's win quotes.
Eat your hamburgers - Refers to the Awkward Zombie comic "Culture Schlock" by Katie Tiedrich.
Earth forever! - A line from the cartoon Steven Universe said by the character Buck Dewey while kicking a space pod owned by an alien named Peridot. "Not cool! Earth forever!" Matt seems to favor this line.
Effluvial grime - Refers to dank, dirty run off type of looking liquids usually found often in video games. Débuts in episode three of Eternal Darkness, at 7:38.
Eoten - An antiquated Old English word for "giant." Frequently used by Matt whenever the word "titan" appears or when an allusion to the titans from Attack on Titan can be made. This is a reference to a controversial fansub of Attack on Titan by Commie Fansubs, which uses the term "eoten" in place of "titan," due to the fansubber's belief that The Eotena Onslaught is a more accurate localization of the series' Japanese title Shingeki no Kyojin than Attack on Titan.
Escape - Pronounced "Es-cap-ay". This is a reference to a scene in Finding Nemo, in which Dory mispronounces a sign that says "Escape".
Everyone expects Viscera - A bastardization of the famous Monty Python sketch and the wrestler Viscera.
Everything is awesome - Refers to the song in The LEGO Movie, "Everything is AWESOME!!!" featuring The Lonely Island.
Everything's coming up Milhouse - A line from The Simpsons that the Best Friends reference when something's going their way. Woolie in particular has been deemed "the black Milhouse," also known as "Blackhouse."
Excuse me - A line often said by Pat during The Evil Within LP when attacking or counterattacking an enemy.
Exit now open - A line uttered by Matt if he or Pat find a door that is locked in a game, after seeing the message saying that the door is locked. Usually said in a bored tone of voice. References an episode of a defunct 1up video series called Broken Pixels in which the cast plays Air Cars for the Atari Jaguar and access the sound options which causes the game to repeatedly say "exit now open" which prompts Seanbaby to ask if the game was trying to have sex with them.
Face/Off - A 1997 action movie directed by John Woo and starring Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. In the movie, Cage and Travolta play a terrorist and cop respectively, who surgically graft each other's face on to infiltrate the other's life. Matt takes every opportunity given to him to bring up Face/Off, much to Pat's chagrin.
Fandango - A professional wrestler who is known for his dancing and refusing to compete in matches unless his name is said correctly.
Fart Gas - Refers to gas emanating from the ground, walls, or ceiling of an environment in a video game. Eventually came to refer to any visible gas or gas-like substance, implied gas, or invisible force.
Fat-asses! - A phrase coined by wrestler, Scott Steiner, that Matt, Pat and Woolie use expressly to describe poor game character design.
Father Time really took a bat to this place. - A quote from the Futurama episode, "Luck of the Fryish". Used whenever a location in a game is a dump.
Fettuccine Revolution - A nickname Liam gives to Dom Pagnotti in the NBA2k16: Livin’ Da Dream LP. It is later used to refer to any Italian character.
Flipped-turned upside down - A reference to the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Most often used by Pat when he is lost.
X For my Mama - A line spoken by Blanka in Street Fighter IV in regards to any and all of his motivations. Said by members of the Zaibatsu in a low, raspy voice reminiscent of how the character sounds in SFIV onwards.
For no raisin! - Refers to the line spoken by the giant brain in the twelfth episode of the third season of Futurama, "The Day the Earth Stood Stoopid", in which he says "I'm leaving Earth forever, for no raisin!". It is an alternative way of saying "for no reason" on the show.
Fred Durst - The lead singer/rapper of Limp Bizkit. While Matt, Pat, and Woolie regularly reference him, Liam has no idea who he is.
Fred Dursting It - In reference to the song Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit, said when a character rolls.
Frieza Defeated - Refers to episode 104 of Dragon Ball Z, titled "Frieza Defeated!!". Pat mentions being afraid to watch the previews at the end of each episode, due to the spoilerific titles.
Fuck the code! - A quote said by Morgan Freeman in the movie Wanted. Usually said by Matt or Woolie anytime someone sounds like Morgan Freeman or codes are brought up. Sometimes followed with "Shoot this motherfucker!.
Fuckthrough - A playthrough or Let's Play that is either horribly made or in which an excessively bad game is played. Examples include Omikron The Nomad Soul, Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls, and Minecraft Story Mode.
Fuckin' bullshit! - A phrase used by wrestler Iron Shiek, whom Matt impersonates on the show. Also pronounced "Fackin' boolsheet!"
Fuck you, Narnia! - A phrase usually uttered by Matt whenever he or Pat finds and enters a wardrobe in a game.
Game overs are a failure of the game designer. - A reference to a David Cage quote: "I've always felt that 'game over' is a state of failure more for the game designer than from the player." This has been bastardized in several ways. For example: "sex scenes are a failure of the game designer" and "button prompts are a failure of the game designer".
Gaf - Short for NeoGAF, a forum the Best Friends frequent.
Gams - Legs, usually sexy, long ones.
Garbage - Pat's nickname for Ellie in their The Last of Us playthrough. Matt generally disapproved of the nickname at first because of how harsh it is but later warmed up to it. Alternate: Trash
Garbage Mountain - Refers to a heap of garbage in Pat's apartment that only existed out of his pure laziness to not put garbage in a trash can or to empty it out. Pat clumsily left him mentioning Garbage Mountain in a The Last of Us episode and later regretted it so much he cleaned his apartment in an anxiety-ridden shame cleansing.
Gaskwang - Woolie's incorrect pronunciation of 'Gascoigne', a character from Bloodborne.
Gattai - The Japanese word meaning "union, combination". It's mostly used in mecha anime and video games, such as Gurren Lagann where two or more mechas combine together to form an even bigger mecha.
Get good/git gud - Refers to a meme often expressed by Liam in answer to questions such as "how do I beat this boss/level?".
Get out there you stupid idiots! - A reference to the Fensler G.I. Joe PSA parody Porkchop Sandwiches first used in the "Flames" entry in the Top 7 Best & Worst Fighting Game Stages episode of Fighterpedia. Referenced in Last Blade 2, Samurai Showdown, in which that stage is played in an episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs, and in other situations involving fire or burning, such as in 25 To Life.
Get those computers - Said by Matt whenever a game features one or more computers, whether they be interactive or simply part of the environment. In reference to OSW Review's WWE Scooby Doo! Wrestlemania Mystery video
Gimme back my son! - Mel Gibson's line in the movie Ransom. Matt often says this line and "gimme the money" in reference to the remix video
Ginger-Seeking Butt Chomps - A phrase coined by Matt in the Mario Kart Brawl, when Pat was running into every single chain chomp on Rainbow Road and getting super butthurt over it. This has since been used by Matt to describe enemies that gang up on Pat, usually in Nintendo games.
Girls are watching - A line often used by Matt and Pat when they're about to do something difficult that'll cause hypothetical women to be impressed if they succeed. Most likely originates from the line in the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
Give it a chance! - A line the Best Friends have used to mock the YouTube commenters who wanted the Best Friends to judge the game Beyond Two Souls fairly rather than jumping on it immediately because of David Cage's past "failures". Despite their mocking, Liam agrees that they never gave the game a fair chance.
Glass him - A line originating from The Wolf Among Us LP where Woolie makes the unfortunate choice to "glass" the Woodsman, mistakenly believing "Glass him" meant to get The Woodsman a drink, when it was actually a prompt to smash a glass over his head. Used when Best Friends want to take revenge upon a character.
X go up/down - A joke started in the God of War LP when Pat would refuse to use any equipment that lowered the strength stat. It would later be used to refer to anything increasing or decreasing in amount or power.
God damn! - An exclamation originating with Way of the Samurai 4.
Goin' Nuts - A phrase used by TeamSp00ky, a group of fighting game commentators. Specifically it came from a Let's Play of Zelda 2, which can be seen here.
Gorrila walk - Refers to Vince McMahon's entrance, which resembled a gorilla dragging its knuckles across the ground. Vince's gorilla walk can be seen in this clip.
Gotta get the cash, gotta get the dough - The lyrics from the chorus of "Gotta Get The Cash" by Doujah Raze, from the Anarchy Reigns soundtrack.
Gotta go fast! - A phrase memetically associated with Sonic the Hedgehog, which originated from the theme song to the Sonic X anime.
Graboids - A ficticious species of sandworm in the Tremors series. More about Graboids can be read here.
Grandma Swamp - An NPC found in Shovel Knight who bears a striking resemblance to Woolie.
Greatest Soldier in the World: Big Boss - Refers to the protagonist of Metal Gear Solid V. Often uttered by Liam in the form of a song whenever Big Boss does something that is either extremely cool, or extremely ridiculous, be it as a direct result of the player or otherwise.
Great, fantastic, amazing! - A phrase used by the Best Friends that originated in Deadly Premonition, in which York would make exclamations such as "Great!" and "Amazing!" upon getting a headshot.
Gumbo Game - Refers to a game that contains a large variety of different mechanics and/or puzzles. The term was used frequently during the God of War playthrough.
Harsh rule - Also said as "Strict rule". Used to emphasize that there is no exception. Most likely a reference to Japanese TV show GameCenter CX. The first harsh rule was mentioned by Woolie in Metroid Fusion.
He knows the secret moves! - From a story Matt told in episode one-hundred and fifty of the Super Best Friendcast, Shanghaied to Grenada, about playing fighting games at a a bachelor party with the Pizza Pasta Force. Matt realized very quickly that he was the only one there who knew anything about fighting games and during a round of Street Fighter V, he activated his V-Trigger, eliciting the cry of He knows the secret moves! from the group.
He probably misses his old glasses. - A reference to this moment from The Simpsons episode Bart's Girlfriend.
Heat the key - A reference to Metal Gear Solid, a game in which Solid Snake had to freeze and heat the PAL key. Was most often used during the Murdered - Soul Suspect Let's Play, after a character voiced by Paul Eiding got Pat's mind on Metal Gear.
Here I am, thank you ma'am - A reference to Moe's song in the Simpsons episode, "Bart Sells His Soul", seen here. Said by Matt and Pat, how much of the song they say varies between two lines, and the entire song.
Hey Budman - A line Matt uses to greet the people who write into the Super Best Friendcast in response to a questioner with the title of Budman, who Matt took a liking to, starting with episode twenty-two, What does the Doug button do?!, which has since gotten a lot of use. In episode thirty-three, Everybody's Yawning, someone reversed this by referring to the Zaibatsu as "Budman". In the Friendcast Mailbag 10-A!, Matt suggested they call all the Jimmy Amazons "Budman" instead.
Hey, it's that dog! - Refers to the dog from Resident Evil 4 that Matt and Pat save in their Resident Evil 4 episode. This line is said by Leon when fighting El Gigante, provided the dog was freed from the bear trap. Also makes a special appearance in Haunting Ground.
Honkers - Alternate name for Honoka from Dead or Alive Xtreme 3. Also used whenever referring to any large breasted character.
Horrible Monster Face - A phrase usually used by Pat to describe poorly modeled faces. Most likely refers to RedLetterMedia's Revenge of the Sith review, which can be found here.
HorsePorn.com - A gag originating in the Super Best Friendcast of Pat telling fans to submit questions to "horseporn.com" - a fictional zoophilia website. The joke eventually became referenced a lot more, with the Best Friends talking about subscriptions to the fictional website and more. During the Friendcast, they reluctantly attempted to actually see if the domain existed and tried several variations of spellings. A gag website titled horseporn.net actually exists however and can be found here.
Hawt Dawg Man - A gag that spawned from part fourteen of the Life is Strange LP when it appears on Max's shirt in a photo of her. It would later show up twice in part sixteen.
How do you shoot the gun? - A question that Pat asks when he's unfamiliar with the controls of a video game. This is asked whether or not his character has a gun, or even if the game itself does not feature guns.
Hulk Doll - Refers to an event from Woolie's childhood in which a newly bought Hulk toy was destroyed by his cousins who were being "angry and black". The story later evolved into his entire family curb-stomping the doll.
Hype - Excitement. Example: "I got too hyped!" or "So Hype!" or "The hypest shit!" A carry-over from Matt, Pat and Woolie's history in the fighting game scene.
I don't know what I saw - Often said by Matt, speaking as somebody who vehemently denies seeing something that was clearly visible to everybody. The full line is, "I don't know what I saw, it could have been anything. It could even have been X!" ("X" being the exact object or person he denies seeing). Reference to a line spoken by FBI Agent Dana Scully in the TV show The X-Files, who was skeptical of fellow FBI Agent Fox Mulder's beliefs in the supernatural and extraterrestrials.
I feel asleep - A reference to a typo in Metal Gear, seen here.
I hope X notices me today - Taken from the "I hope Senpai notices me today" meme. Senpai, in Japanese, refers to someone with seniority status relative to the speaker, such as an older schoolmate or a higher ranked co-worker.
I hope this isn't Chris' blood. - A reference to Resident Evil dialogue spoken by Barry Burton. Usually said by Matt or Pat upon finding a pool of blood.
I got some good hits in though. - Refers to a line said by female Triple H in the short movie Wrestling Isn't Wrestling. Used when a character gets beaten super hard and tries to cover up their humiliating loss.
I love my daddy. - A line said by Cheryl Mason at the beginning of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. Often quoted by the Best Friends anytime a character mentions their father.
I sees it - Said by Pat in response to another person asking him to focus on a point of interest within a game.
I'm going to drag X into the 21st century! - Refers to Liquid Snake's line in the remake of Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes when he says "Now you shall bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the 21st century!"
I'm not paying you to goldbrick! - Bart's line from episode seventeen of season seven of The Simpsons, "Homer the Smithers". Goldbricking is when an employee is slacking off or not doing as much work for the payment they receive, and are being paid for very little labour.
Icky Pooey - A phrase Matt uses to refer to things he perceives as disgusting.
Invisiblessed - A phrase coined by Pat. He explains Invisiblessed comes from being "SO INVISIBLE!". It has almost always been used when describing Pat's favorite created character, Reptile.
In theaters August 8th/eighth! - Refers to TMNT KINECT, specifically the practice of heavily pushing the release date of products (especially films) within cross-promotional material.
Iris! IRIS! - A reference to this infamous scene from Megaman X4, which has achieved almost legendary status for its hilarious voice acting and dialogue. Most often referenced by Pat whenever someone repeats a character's name repeatedly, or when the word "iris" ever appears in a game or a conversation.
I saved the village - A reference to this scene in Adventure Time, in which Lumpy Space Princess says this.
X is our old partner, y'know - A line spoken by Barry in the original Resident Evil. The original name "Chris" is replaced with another person's name, or even an object featured at that particular point in the game (such as a gun). Prominently used whenever the Best Friends play games in the Resident Evil series.
X Is the Origami Killer! - Refers to Matt and Pat's various accusations as to who the Origami Killer is, beginning with their Heavy Rain full Let's Play.
It all began in '94. - Refers to the intro video for arcade version of King of Fighters 98.
It can't be for nothing - Refers to Ellie's line in The Last of Us, which was first heard in the trailer. Used to hold on to the hope of something having a good payoff, despite all signs pointing to it being super for nothing. This line has been used by all the Best Friends, and originated with the The Last of Us playthrough.
It no longer exists. - A reference to the episode of The Simpsons, "Mr. Plow", in which this line was spoken by Crazy Vaclav.
It tastes like a shit. - Taken from the game Party Hard, it's said randomly by any NPC that has eaten poisoned food.
It was so for nothing - A phrase coined by Pat in reference to a trailer for The Last of Us.
Itchy, tasty - Refers to a note from the 1996 game, Resident Evil. More can be read about it in this article.
It's a beige alert! - A quote often said by Matt, in reference to a line from Futurama said by the Neutral President in the episode, "Brannigan Begin Again". Often used in conjunction with "Tell my wife hello".
It's a complete debacle! - A phrase Matt uses when something outrageous happens. When Matt says it it's usually in a wrestler announcer's voice, as it is a common phrase said during wrestling matches where there's multiple outside interferences.
It's a gun that shoots swords! - A phrase made by Matt and Pat in Their playthrough of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, referring to Jetstream Sam's sheath that can fire his sword like a gun. This prompted Pat to laugh at how "They finally did it! They went and did it! They made a gun that shoots swords!" Later, in their Yakuza 4 playthrough, both of them completely forgot that this came from Revengeance.
It's all goin' tits up now! - A phrase used by Pat when things are going poorly.
It's all for you X - A phrase said by pat. From the film Omen when the babysitter hangs herself.
It feels so good around my dick, girl. - A phrase often said by Matt and Pat to put things into a sexual context when they don't need to be. According to Pat, it is the best thing to say during sex. Taken from a fan video of a created sexual encounter between Street Fighter characters Guile and C. Viper.
It's over! - A reference to T33n G1rl Squ4dorx!!, a Homestar Runner animation of which Matt is a fan. The voice clip used can be found here. This line was used at the end of Resident Evil Code Veronica, to mark the finale of Shitstorm 2: The Shittening.
It's fine - A phrase said by Pat to dismiss trouble, even when it clearly isn't fine. Usually the phrase is uttered multiple times. Most famously used during part nine of their Eternal Darkness playthrough. Originally used in the Resident Evil 2 playthrough when referring to how odd the term "fine" is when your health is full. The phrase may have been taken from the character Jake the Dog from Adventure Time. Everyone in the Zaibatsu has used the phrase, but it is still most frequently used by Pat. Gun-Jumper Liam has taken a liking to this phrase as well, particularly during the MGSV playthrough.
It's not great.... - A recurring phrase used by both Matt and Pat when experiencing bad gameplay mechanics/visuals.
It's not over! - A recurring phrase in the Metal Gear franchise. first used in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, and later used by Liquid Snake, Volgin, Sokolov, Pacifica Ocean, and Liquid Ocelot. Alternate: "It's not over yet!", "It's not over, not yet!"
It was me Austin! It was me all along! - Refers to the moment in the WWF in which Vince McMahon reveals to The Undertaker that he is the higher power he was serving. A clip of this can be seen here.
James Small/Dreamcast - A friend of the Two Best Friends who is endlessly mocked because he loves the Dreamcast, claiming that it's the best system to ever exist. He once smashed a Playstation 2 (famous for killing the Dreamcast) merely for joy on his birthday, even setting it on fire eventually. According to Matt and Pat's terrible accents, James Small is from England. It has been nearly impossible for either the Dreamcast or James Small to be mentioned without the other one coming up.
JASON! - Is the name of Heavy Rain's main character's son who was struck by a car and killed. Preceeding the accident, Ethan had lost the child in the mall and incessantly kept calling out "JASON!", which is what caused it to become a meme. Matt often laughs when thinking about Jason being killed.
Jerry the Predator - Is the name given to the main character in "Predator Concrete Jungle" by Matt and Woolie during their playthough of it.
Jesus, Joel! - A phrase that Matt repeats in The Last of Us playthrough. It originated from Ellie's many exclamations after Joel would kill an enemy. Alternative: Geez, Joel!
Jimmy Amazon - A placeholder name given to people who don't reveal their names in the packages they send to the Best Friends, mainly due to them being directly sent there via Amazon. Coined in Friendcast Mailbag 008-A! .
Jobber - Refers to a low level criminal or character who isn't really important to the story and usually is killed in a quick and timely fashion. The origin of jobber goes back to professional wrestling where "jobber" is a phrase used for a professional wrestler who will literally take "any" one-time gig because he's struggling to get regular work with an organization.
Jogo - The Portuguese word for "game," which popped up frequently in the Insanity (Insanidade) and Pesadelo games. Matt and Pat have used the word frequently in place of the normal word "game" because they think the word is funny, although they mispronounce it as "jo-go."
Johns - A fighting game term which means "excuses", which are often used by losers in fighting games. The term comes from the Smash community, in which a man named John was infamous for coming up with excuses for why he lost. The phrase "No Johns" is often used in response to people coming up with Johns.
Joke-ah! - Refers to the sound made when Kamen Rider Double changes one of his halfs with the Joker Gaia Memory. Audio from said event can be found here.
Juking and Jiving - Moving rapidly and violently.
Just like John Wayne would have done - A reference to an episode of Red vs. Blue, "The Storm", in which one of the characters says this line. Pat says this in part nine of the Indigo Prophecy full Let's Play.
Just serpentine it! - A phrase used by Matt that refers to taking evasive action in the midst of enemy projectiles.
Kan-Ra - A character introduced in Killer Instinct: Season 2; an ancient sorcerer from Babylon who looks like a mummy. Whenever anyone mentions Ric Flair, comparisons to Kan-Ra are inevitable.
Katana means Japanese sword - A line from Samurai Cop, seen here.
Keikaku - Keikaku means plan in Japanese. The phrase "Just according to Kiekaku" refers to episode twenty-four of the anime Death Note, in which a superfluous translator's note stated that "keikaku means plan", when the text read "just according to Keikaku". More about the meme can be found here.
Kickback! - An attack that Terry Bogard uses in the Fatal Fury fighting game series. Matt shouts this whenever something happening on screen involves either a fighting move or a kick in general.
Kill them all, X - A phrase uttered to the player character during segments of gameplay that involve killing numerous enemies. Reference to this tweet by Matt, originally poking fun of the DC superhero movies directed by Zack Snyder, featured the heroes uncharacteristically killing.
Kiss my ass! - A reference to Vince McMahon, who would on occasion demand his wrestlers to kiss his ass, or risk being fired. First referenced by Matt in the WWF No Mercy Brawl. Alternative: Buff my ass!
Lame it out like it's X Tekken. - Is a phrase that refers to the gameplay of Street Fighters X Tekken, a game which featured many timeouts because of the fast timer. Instead of fighting, players would often just play defense after taking even a somewhat small lead and wait for their timed win.
Lachine High, are you ready? - In episode eight of the Sonic Adventure Let's Play, Matt tells a story in which Matt shouts this in his high school auditorium, only to be sandbagged completely. He quit Lachine High that same year.
Lava Beard - A phrase Pat often uses when talking about the manga character Kenshiro ("Kenshiro has a lava beard"). Pat surmised that since he's a ginger his beard can too be classified as a Lava Beard. Alternative: Rubble Beard. A beard made of rocks, said by Matt during the Blood Dragon playthrough. Matt also used the phrase "rust beard" during the Last of Us playthrough.
Little Matthew Jr. - A term used by Matt to refer to his younger self. Often used by Woolie and Pat as well, just subbing their names in for Matt's. Liam hasn't used the phrase because he's still only a babby.
Little Pats - Matt and Liam's alternate name for the Flea Man enemies featured in the Castlevania games.
Living in the Database - The opening for Log Horizon.
LP Funsies - A term coined by Woolie in the L.A. Noire Let's Play. Used as an excuse for whenever someone is doing something nonsensical or pointless in a video. Also used in the Injustice 2 video, in the context that they should purposely land supers on each other in order to see the animations because of "LP funsies"
LP Tax - A term that refers to the amount of skill lost when playing a game for a video versus playing the same game off-camera. Alternately, an excuse to be used by a Let's Player whenever they brag about how good they are at a game and then proceed to fail constantly.
London's Calling - A phrase sometimes used by Matt before someone is quietly killed. Pat questions this after he beats someone up in part thirteen of Yakuza 4, and Matt explains that it's what you say when you kill someone. Usage of this line originates with the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo, in which the main character Killface says this before killing three guards with shurikens.
Look at this! - A phrase spoken by Barry in the original Resident Evil. Usually followed by "What do you think of it?"
Loud Sweating - A phrase used to describe someone's reaction when they are in an incredibly uncomfortable and/or awkward situation. Taken from the fan art of Matt and Liam's interaction where Liam mistakenly thought it was "Casual PJs Friday" when in fact it was Saturday. The image can be seen here.
Louis C.K. - Louis C.K. is an American actor, comedian, and writer. He and Pat are often compared to each other by their similar physical appearance since both of them are balding redheads with beards. In reference to this, the title card for the Pat's Super On-Time Top Ten of 2012! video had a picture of Louis C.K. on it instead of Pat.
Made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs - A reference to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, in which Han Solo claims the Millennium Falcon is '...the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.'. (A unit of distance, not time.)
Mamoru - Japanese for "Defend". Woolie expressed his chagrin with the overuse of this term in anime and manga in the Parasite Eve Let's Play.
Manimal Paws - A term used to refer to hands of characters in pre-HD era games, which have fingers being glued together, giving an impression of an animal paw. It originated from this thread at gtaforums.com.
Mario Party Palm - A term used by Liam in the No More Heroes 2 playthrough, referencing a common injury among Mario Party players who would use their palms to quickly rotate the analog stick on the N64 controller, resulting in a massive, painful blister on the palm of the hand.
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - A hip hop group led by Mark Wahlberg.
Matt Retrieval Arc- Between December 16th, 2016 and January 25th, 2017 Matt took a break from the Super Best Friends Play due to stress related illness. This period of time became known as the Matt Retrieval Arc.
Meat sweats - A term Liam used referring to when you've eaten so much meat your body begins to sweat. This was mentioned on the Metroid Fusion playthrough. A scientific explanation as to why meat sweats occur can be found here.
Mefense Of Be Ancients - A portmanteau of Defense of the Ancients and the acronym MOBA; Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. Used to mock MOBAs and the consistently dull and forgettable names that MOBAs are given; i.e. Dawngate or Wrath of Heroes. Also the title of podcast episode ninety-five.
Memory Crearing - A line spoken by a Chinese waiter in Late Shift after the protagonist bribes him to disclose confidential information. The Best Friends are quick to point out that the reversal of "L's" and "R's" is a verbal trait indicative of Japanese, calling the use of such a trait by a character who is implied to be Chinese, into question. The line itself has since been adopted by the Zaibatsu.
Mind Goblins - A phrase invented by Paige and appropriated by Pat, initially to describe his irrational compulsions regarding game organization and accumulation, which has since been generalized to describe any irrational or compulsive thought brought on by his OCD, though mainly related to games still, such as hoarding consumable items and never using them.
Monstars - The antagonists of Space Jam. They are referenced often as a (usually incorrect) prediction of who the next boss in a game is going to be.
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope. - A self-explanatory phrase coined by Matt. A similar line was used in Deadly Premonition by Harry Stewart, much to Matt and Pat's surprise.
Mortis - The genitive case of the word "mors", which means "death" in Latin. Originates from Faith where it appears during the game over screen. Has since been applied to other games where the Best Friends get a game over.
Most refined X - A joke from Double Dragon Neon where Matt and Woolie encountered an enemy called Most Refined Geisha. They now use it to describe something as fancy or elegant.
Move in the frozen time - A reference to the powers of Star Platinum and The World in the climactic Dio's World arc of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. Pat began to reference this in the Astro Boy and Ride to Hell Let's Plays, which aired not long after the anime adaptation for Stardust Crusaders reached this part.
Mr. Snip Snip - A pair of anthropomorphic scissors created by the Best Friends for the purpose of cutting out embarrassing or excessively racist content from videos. First mentioned in the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters LP, Mr. Snip Snip is often brought up when someone is performing poorly or something is taking up too much time in a video. It has been noted that sometimes merely mentioning Mr. Snip Snip will cause whoever is failing to succeed in their next attempt.
My gwasses - Refers to a line from OSW Reviews that's frequently used by Matt. In the WWF Royal Rumble 1992 review, one of the commentators makes fun of a nerdy character who claims he can take on Jerry Blackwell. The commentator remarks about the nerd's "gwasses", imitating the man's bizarre accent. It can be seen here at the 24:38 mark.
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle - A line from the Metallica song "Frantic". Occasionally used by Matt and Pat when the player character does something hardcore.
My love for you is like a truck - A reference to the heavy metal song "Berserker" from this scene in Clerks. This is also mentioned occasionally whenever the subject of the anime Berserk comes up, and was referenced in the outtakes/bloopers of the English dub of the 1997-1998 Berserk anime.
My only regret is that I have Boneitis. - A line from the Futurama episode, "Future Stock", said by That Guy as he dies from said disease.
My X can't possibly be this X - A reference to the anime Oreimo, short for Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai, which in English literally means "My Little Sister Can't Possibly Be This Cute".
My family... family... family... - Taken from The Punisher PS2/Xbox game. There was a chance when the Punisher grabbed a criminal that they would say something that would end with the last word they said trailing off in an echo as Frank Castle has a quick flashback. The "My Family" variation was used mockingly throughout the LP and is commonly mentioned in other videos when someone is talking about their family. All variations can be seen here.
Nalt - An alternate pronunciation of "Naruto", used in mockery of the titular character. It is a joke on how the name of Naruto's son, "Boruto", is the Japanese pronunciation of "Bolt".
Nani? - Japanese for "what?". Likely in reference to Joseph Joestar's over-the-top delivery of the line in Zaibatsu favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Nanomachines! - Used in various contexts, but most often when referring to the Metal Gear series. Originates from the prominence of nanomachines in the plot of Metal Gear Solid 4.
Nappy time - Refers to the atrocity of voice acting and writing that is this scene from Star Ocean 4.
Nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo! - A quote from the movie Blazing Saddles, usually said by either Matt or Woolie. Can also start with "Forget about that shit" and "Enough of that shit". A clip of the quote can be seen here. Could also be areference to Botchamania.
Next time, I won't miss - Refers to the note Matt and Pat found in Curse The Eye of Isis, in which an archer fires an arrow with a note that read "Next time, I won't miss". This was later referenced in Betrayer. The moment can be viewed here.
Nobody fucks with us! - A phrase first used by Matt during the The Walking Dead playthrough.
No chance! That's what you've got! - A reference to Vince McMahon's theme music, as seen here, often used by Matt.
No help from friend - A line from Vanguard Princess which appears whenever a support counter occurs.
No, shut up - A phrase often used by Matt when one of the other Zaibatsu members says something stupid.
No regrets. - A quote said by Bob in the game Fighter's Destiny.
Nothing good ever comes in a bucket - A maxim first created during the podcast episode of the same name. Used by Matt with variations in places or things in place of "bucket."
Now go! - Refers to the quote, "Now go, let the legend come back to life!" said by Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Often over-quoted by Liam to the point of extremely angering Pat during the Phantom Pain LP. A clip of the quote can be seen here.
Now you fight for Dario. - A phrase referring to Dario Cueto from Lucha Underground who recruits wrestlers into his show in order to humiliate them. Most commonly said by Matt.
Nox Noginaba and the Gagina Bagina Too - A reference to a series of outtakes from the 90's Berserk anime.
Nurui wa - Japanese for "Worthless". One of M. Bison's win quotes in Street Fighter 4 which appears to be Woolie's favorite, as he always says it after imitating Bison's laugh.
Oh, it's like sex! - A phrase used by Matt when something is quite obviously about or related to sex.
Oh! That's a baseball! - Refers to this scene from JoJo's Bizzare Adventures: Stardust Crusaders.
Oh My Go~d! - A phrase used by Matt in reference to the worst line delivered from a horror film, Troll 2, where the word "God" was held out for a good six seconds straight
Oh! Yoooouuuu! - Refers to this line in Attack on Titan Abridged.
Off to a rollicking good start, now! - A phrase used by Pat when things go very poorly, very quickly.
Old and Deep Fuckers - Another name for the Old Ones, fictional supernatural deities that appear in the writings of H.P. Lovecraft.
Oldboy - A Korean movie frequently mentioned by Matt and Pat.
Old Busted and New Hotness - Phrase often used by Pat as well as the other best friends when the character they play as in a game, or another character, is lacking in skill compared to another character within the game. Originated in Men In Black II.
Oops! All X! - A reference to the Cap'n Crunch cereal, "Oops! All Berries!".
ORA ORA ORA - One of the many battle cries in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, originally used by Jotaro Kujo, and later by Joylene Cujoh, Johnny Joestar and Josuke Higashikata (JoJolion) in parts three, six, seven and eight, respectively.
A Palomino? - A line from a Saturday Night Live skit, a transcript for which can be found here.
Pargon - Started in the Eternal Darkness playthrough. In Eternal Darkness, Pargon is a power rune used to make stronger spells. In these higher level spells, several Pargon runes are needed, often leading to unintentionally funny repetitions of the word when spells are cast, especially since the runes are verbally recited by the Elder Gods.
Party Cave - Refers to a location in Bloodborne: The Old Hunters where several monsters and a sub-boss could be found. Later used to describe any cave or small enclosure with multiple enemies hanging around inside it.
Plague - A nickname for the Youtuber/friend of The Zaibatsu who's username is Plague of Gripes and real name is Eli. He's the butt of several jokes, mostly made by Pat. Most jokes usually revolve around his farm, inability to finish a fence to keep his dogs safe and hobbies only consisting of drawing porn on his computer and obsessing over Dark Souls.
Penetrator - A boss in Demon's Souls.
Perfect! - An exclamation said in the same way the announcer Street Fighter 2 does after a perfect win, as seen here.
Phantom Woolie - First mentioned during the Deadly Premonition playthrough. Phantom Woolie often mentions having seen movies but when it's later brought up to the real Woolie, he claims to have not seen said movie.
Pizza Pasta - An expression used by the friends whenever anything Italian is mentioned, such as mafia or Matt's relatives-in-law, who he refers to as the Pizza Pasta Force.
Platinum Games - A Japanese game studio responsible for developing games like Bayonetta, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and Wonderful 101, best known for the sheer insanity and over-the-top nature of their games. The Zaibatsu idolizes Platinum, being huge fans of all of their games, and constantly talking about how much better a game would be if it were developed by Platinum.
Play hungry - An idea mocked by the Best Friends that originated from a Toronto based fighting game community that believed people are better at fighting games when they are hungry because it makes them more desperate to win.
Papadopoulos - Pat and Liam's alternate name for Popola, a character in Nier.
Porked up - Getting sexually excited. First said when Pat misspoke the phrase "worked up" in part three of the Omikron The Nomad Soul Let's Play.
Precious Antique Coins - Refers to Antique Coins, the currency used to purchase upgrades in Resident Evil 7: Biohazard. Throughout the game, Matt and/or Pat would exclaim, "My precious antique coins!" whenever they found this item. The line is a paraphrasing of "My precious antique cans!", which was exclaimed by the unnamed old man from The Simpsons episode Marge on the Lam.
Pull Out King - A reference to this sketch from Portlandia, where two characters claim to be "the Pullout King". Usually mentioned whenever "pull out" is said.
Puppers - A word said constantly during the Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Full Let's Play), and across several other LPs and videos, it refers to this image which may have been created by Woolie. Is occasionally followed by "The tables have turned, Humman,".
Put it in "H" - A reference to the episode of The Simpsons, "Mr. Plow", in which this line was spoken by Crazy Vaclav.
Put your grasses on, nothing will be wong. - A reference to the opening song of the 1997-1998 Berserk anime.
Quackagees - Also spelled Kwakagee. A made-up word used by Baby Matt in place of french fries. Other examples are umnee instead of milk, upidoh in place of ketchup, and gully gully for helicopter.
Quake with fear! - A likely reference to this scene from Ronin Warriors.
Quantic Dream - A French game studio led by game designer David Cage. It is responsible for the development of games such as Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit, Heavy Rain, and Beyond: Two Souls. These games make up the "Sadness trilogy".
Quint - The eternal bane of Pat. While initially starting as a glitching inconvenience, Quint and Pat's relationship very quickly escalates to Pat temporarily dropping the entire story to systematically destroy Quint's life, though even with all lost, his trolling continues. Seen in the Deadly Premonition playthrough.
Rape Horse - Refers to volume seventeen of Berserk, in which a character is almost raped by a possessed horse. The scene in questions can be read here. This is often accompanied by Groose's Theme, a gag that originated in episode forty of the Super Best Friendcast, The Good Stuff comes from the 3rd Ass-chamber. After a tumblr user messaged the best friends about its use, claiming it made them uncomfortable, the best friends agreed to lay off, claiming the reference was losing steam anyways.
Really, on the rocks? - Pat's famous line from in episode sixteen of Chrono Trigger in which he fantasizes about Marle and Ayla fucking on the rocks. A fan animation by Plague of Gripes, Ayla's Kisses, uses this audio.
Remember X? It's back. In pog form - Refers to the Simpsons episode Bart Sells His Soul in which Milhouse shows Bart his collection of Alf-themed pogs whilst declaring the character Alf's return. Usually said by Matt whenever there's an announcement that somebody or something in a game is "back", substituting Alf's name with the name of the character/subject.
Respect the Pipe - A reference to Haggar from Final Fight, whose signature weapon is a pipe.
Revelaitons - Another spelling mistake made by Capcom, this time on the cover art of Resident Evil Revelations. This error is frequently referenced by Matt and Pat.
Rinky Dink Operation - Liam describing the Two Best Friends and their standards. Comes from New Super Troll Bros: FUCK U when Matt thought a silver was just fine when Liam only strove for gold.
Rising Superstar/Liam-senpai/Liam-sama - Three common nicknames for the fourth most prominent Best Friend, Liam. "Senpai," meaning "mentor," and "sama," an honorary suffix, are both used because of Liam's obsession with Japanese culture.
Rising Tackle - A move used by Terry Bogard that has proven very controversial for the Best Friends Zaibatsu. The move can be seen in action in this .gif.
Rolling Start - A rolling start is one mode of initiating an auto race. In this mode, they are lead at a certain speed by a pace car. This concept is used in the Daytona USA game, and is used in a video on TheSw1tcher, ROLLING STARTS. In that video, a definition of the term is given: "a start in which a contestant begins moving before reaching the starting or take-off point".
Romantic Rubber Fist - Often mentioned by Pat. Due to his constant mentioning of it, Pat has recieved at least 3 giant rubber fists from the Friendcast Mailbag, much to his amusement.
Rotate your saves - The act of saving a game in several slots and then rotating through said slots when saving the game at other points. This prevents one from screwing up their game by saving in a spot where they cannot possibly continue and not being able to go back. Pat incessantly reminded Matt to rotate his saves during the Eternal Darkness playthrough and took great pride in how well his saves for other games were so well rotated. Matt would later state in the Final Fantasy X playthrough that rotating saves is for cowards and people lacking confidence, explicitly aimed at Pat.
Run. Run, X - Said by Pat during a situation where a character is primarily running.
Ruh-roh - Scooby-Doo's mispronunciation of "Uh-oh". Uttered by Pat, usually in a monotone voice, in response to a sudden encounter with danger.
Rules of Nature - Refers to the song "Rules of Nature", from the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance soundtrack, used during the Metal Gear RAY boss fight. The Best Friends mention this in reference to hype moments.
Rustlemania - An event alluded to for months until it was finally revealed in August of 2013 to be a month's worth of wrestling game playthroughs featuring Matt, Pat and Woolie. The concept was taken from a popular image macro of Envirokidz characters' heads photos photoshopped onto the bodies of wrestlers with the title "Rustlemania".
Sacrifice X for more time on the clock. - Refers to a joke the Fighterpedia episode, More DLC for Street Fighter X Tekken?, where they parody the ridiculous ammount of systems that were put in Street Fighter X Tekken.
Salt - A common fighting game term. One who is salty is upset about something, typically losing a match. When used together with the word 'Johns', "Salty Johns" are the hypothetical line of crackers Pat created after his embarrassing losses in the Power Stone 2 brawl, a photo of which can be found on its page.
Sadness Trilogy - The three games made by Quantic Dream, Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit, Heavy Rain, and Beyond: Two Souls, that the best friends hate with a passion because of their sub-par writing, bad game design, and tendency to be hopelessly ambitious with no ability to deliver.
Sandbagging - When someone tells a joke and the other person refuses to laugh, react, or even acknowledge they spoke. Like how sandbags stop water. Definition provided by zai.
Scream Lord - A cross between shoutcasters and Dark Souls 3 Lords of Cinder. They are often sponsored by Totino's.
Scrublords - A compound word that literally came together when Matt and Woolie were brainstorming for a name for their potential Fighterpedia spinoff show and one said "scrubs" and the other said "lords".
See what I mean? - A phrase used constantly by Pat during the Dark Souls 2 full Let's Play. Pat did not realize he said it so much until fans started pointing it out, calling him 'Navi Pat', and making montage videos of it. Afterwards, he would get upset every time he accidentally said it. Alternative: "You know what I mean?", "Drop your shield!", and "Perfect!"
See you later fuckers! - A phrase used by Matt whenever leaving the presence of others.
Self-sustaining economy - An expression used by Matt in reference to the third episode of the fifth season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Great Recession". The clip in question can be found in this video.
Sexual Tyrannosaur - A phrase used by Matt to describe a person or a thing that is extremely cool. It refers to the opening scene from the 1987 movie Predator, in which Blain uses this word. The opening scene can be viewed here.
Shame Car - A theoretical car conceived by Matt and Pat for people who needed a time out for doing bad things. Recently the car has had so many occupants that its been upgraded to a limousine. Their friend Billy is the driver of this car, as seen in the ending to DIVEKICK.
Shark Week - Refers to a woman's period. Generally used whenever there is a huge amount of blood on screen.
Shh, am comin' back - Refers to a story from Woolie's childhood in Grenada where a thief with a machete entered his house and said this (bent over Spiderman-style on the window-sill) as he was leaving through the window after having stolen his grandmother's jewelry as well as his brother's violin. He has yet to come back.
Shinespark - A move Samus learns in the Metroid franchise. For the Best Friends Zaibatsu, this phrase originated with the Metroid Fusion playthrough.
SHIT DAMN - An exclamation first said by Geese in Fatal Fury Final. Given that he never knew what was going to happen next in that playthrough, Matt was unprepared for Geese's baffling, Engrishy outburst. Mentioned from time to time when a character is either simultaneously confused and angry or strings together expletives.
Shit kids - Refers to any child characters who behave in an unsettling and/or annoying manner. Most notable during the Rule of Rose playthrough.
Shitlord - A general insult used frequently by Pat, but Matt has been known to say it as well. Likely means "the lord of shits". It originated from this gif. Alternative: Shitbird.
Shit's locked - Often uttered in response to finding a locked object, generally doors. Highly prevalent in LP's of survival horror games and the Shitstorm Series.
Shit-Eating grin - A really big and smug looking smile. Mainly referenced in the Revengeance playthrough shortly after the introduction of Jetstream Sam wherein he does aforementioned grin.
Shmup - Short for shoot 'em up, a subgenre of which the Best Friends are particularly fond. Common examples include Ikaruga and Resogun.
Shmup God Pat - A friend of the Best Friends Zaibatsu who, as the name implies, is highly skilled in the shoot 'em up genre. According to Liam in episode fifteen and twenty-seven of the Super Best Friendcast, he ranked extremely high on the Canadian Resogun leaderboards. In a later podcast, Woolie stated that he "destroyed Ikaruga back in the day".
Shoot the glass! - A line said by Hans Gruber in the film Die Hard, seen here.
Sick bobolinks - A phrase used by Matt that refers to the ridiculous spin jumps Bear Grylls performs in the Man Vs Wild game.
Silent Hill: Downcoming - A negative term used to refer to Silent Hill Homecoming to say it is the game that killed Silent Hill. It is a portmanteau of Homecoming and Downpour.
Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves. - A reference to Metal Gear Solid. Revolver Ocelot says this about the Colt Single Action Army Revolver.
Skeleton Man - A reference to this video.
Skin your ass raw! - Always said after a reference to a chainsaw, usually by Matt. Refers to the same line from "Break Stuff", a Limp Bizkit song.
Sky Crime - A reference to a moment in Eagleheart, in which a series of violent acts occur on a blimp, because there is no crime in sky. After murdering two people, an armed robber in the blimp shouts "SKY CRIME!", hence the title for episode twenty-one of the Super Best Friendcast, SKYCRIMES. A clip of this can be viewed here.
Slip out the back so no one knows you were there. - A line from the song "Slip Out the Back" by Fort Minor. It is occasionally followed up with "Even X knows when to be scared.".
Smegmaman - First mentioned in the twenty-fifth episode of the Super Best Friendcast Smegmaman is the Worst, eventually sparking tons of fanart, much to Woolie's disgust.
Snake Eater - The subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, as well as the name of its theme song. Often sung in reference to a scene in the same game which involved climbing an extremely tall ladder while the song played in the background.
Someone put a bomb in me potato. - Said by Matt and Pat whenever an Irish person appears in game, and is always said in an Irish accent. Originally comes from OSW Reviews as confirmed by Pat on his Tumblr.
Soulsian Throw - A type of grab attack in which the user does roughly sixty percent in damage to the victim, holds them for several seconds, and then proceeds to do roughly forty percent more in damage. Commonly found in "Souls" games, e.g. Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, and Bloodborne. Coined by Pat in part thirty-eight of the Bloodborne LP.
Spag/Spago - Depending on usage by Matt or Woolie, it is a cryptoracial slur referring to the inhabitants of Spagonia, a fictional nation in the Sonic universe.
Spicy Butthole - Began in the Resident Evil 3: Nemesis full Let's Play in response to how Mexican Carlos Oliveira was.
SSAPO - A character from the fighting game Bio F.R.E.A.K.S, with whom Maximilian Dood beat the final boss. Ed Boon was later asked on Twitter to include him in Mortal Kombat X, but he bluntly refused.
Stinky agent - A reference to the cleanliness mechanic seen in the Deadly Premonition full Let's Play, wherein Agent York would lose points for not showering.
Street Sharks - Is usually mentioned by Matt when something that even slightly resembles a Street Shark comes up on a video. This is generally followed by Pat furiously scolding Matt for even referencing the fledgling 90's cartoon.
Striponomics - A word used by Pat that refers to the study of stripping. It is first used in the Ride to Hell Retribution video.
Strongest handgun in the world - Refers to the famous Clint Eastwood quote in Dirty Harry: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?'"
Stuck in a Pattern! - Mentioned when a character gets stuck in a situation where they can't do anything but continuously get attacked. Most often used in fighting games or games with beat-em-up or brawler gameplay like Yakuza 4 and Fatal Fury Final. The phrase itself originates from Game Center CX.
Stuck in a Stun Gun Headbutt - A phrase that is infrequently used by Pat. Refers to a considerably difficult predicament that someone is in. The Stun Gun Headbutt is a move used by Alex in *Street Fighter*.
Stupid sexy X - Refers to a joke in an episode of The Simpsons, "Little Big Mom", in which Homer thinks of Flanders in a ski uniform shaking his butt and saying "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!". He then exclaims "Stupid sexy Flanders!". The Best Friends have also used another form of this, "Stupid sexy Snake", referring to Solid Snake. A clip of this joke can be seen here. More about the meme can be read on Know Your Meme.
Stylin' and Profilin'! - This was and is professional wrestler Ric Flair's favorite catchphrase. Its been used throughout the series but most notably on the Deadly Premonition full playthrough thanks to the "profile" investigation option.
Suffer like G did. - Mostly said by Liam, refers to this infamously bad line from House of the Dead 2.
The Suffer-Age - Dubbed by Woolie on Twitter, the latter half of 2016 saw a time when a combination of ReBoot, Omikron The Nomad Soul, and Minecraft Story Mode pushed the Zaibatsu to their limits and caused them endless suffering. After the completion of Omikron and ReBoot, Matt took a break from the channel and the time until his return became the Matt Retrival Arc.
Summer Lesson - A dating sim for the PS4 and Project Morpheus in development by the Tekken team. A short clip of its presentation can be seen here.
Summima-s'cuse me - The combining of the Japanese word "Sumimasen" ("excuse me"), and the English phrase "excuse me". Used by Matt when apologising.
Super Chunk - Nickname given to Akiyama's secretary, Hana, by Detective Sugiuchi in the Yakuza 4 playthrough. Matt and Pat quickly adopt it.
Sweet Baby - Matt's alternative name for Zach. Can occasionally refer to any cute, white, fluffy animal present onscreen.
Table Hop - A move in 2D games where a player jumps in the air and uses a downward attack on an enemy, which subsequently bounces them back up and keeps them in the air. Only refers to downward attacks that will bounce the player back up so that they can use the attack again.
Tank controls - A control scheme used in early 3D games with fixed camera angles. Using this method, manual turning is required, as opposed to the player character simply moving in the direction of the analogue stick. This method has been mostly phased out, much to Pat's chagrin. Examples of games using tank controls are Resident Evil and Heavy Rain.
Tattoo of land on her back - Refers to the MacGuffin of the 1995 movie Waterworld.
Tell my wife, "Hello" - A quote often said by Matt, in reference to a line from Futurama said by the Neutral President in the episode, "Brannigan Begin Again". Often used in conjunction with "It's a beige alert".
Thanks Obama! - A memetic expression Matt and Pat use in jest when something has gone wrong, in reference to the U.S. president, Barack Obama.
That's an alien! - Taken from the Snailborne fan video where footage of the Bloodborne LP is slowed down with Inside the Pirate Ship from Wind Waker playing over it. Often said in a slowed down, dramatic way.
That's a good one too. - Most commonly said by Woolie in reference to a lyric in the song Lazy Sunday by Lonely Island.
That's bullshit - Refers to the line "'That's bullshit' Trey said, as he spat his toothpaste all over the floor" from one of Matt's favourite books, Ghosts/Aliens.
That's correct - A phrase almost always said by Pat, typically in agreement with a humorous, fallacious remark or a reference is made to an entry in the expansive Best Friends Zaibatsu lore book.
That's how X works! - Usually describing something in jest when a highly suspicious, strange activity has occurred.
That's OK, I'm a coward too. - A phrase used by Matt that comes from Harry S. Plinkett's review of "Star Trek: Nemesis", which can be seen here. Pat was flabbergasted as to where Matt got this quote and asked Matt its source during part sixteen of the Yakuza 4 playthrough.
That's one big man, baby. - A quote from Dusty Rhodes during his time as a wrestling commentator.
That's our most secret black project! - A phrase used by the DARPA Chief in Metal Gear Solid referring to Metal Gear REX.
The bird is JonTron. - A reference this video.
The darkness is coming. - A phrase found in Eternal Darkness that indicates when enemies are nearby and prevents one from saving their game. It was a repeated source of annoyance for Matt and Pat during the game's playthrough, especially since it could be triggered even by harmless corpses in the environment.
The difficulty of X is very bad. - A phrase first used in podcast one-hundred and forty-six, Team 3=D. Very Hard. Much Difficulty., in regards to a survey for the Nioh (Alpha Demo). One question in the survey was rating the difficulty of the game with one of the answers being "Very Bad". The saying is used whenever the Best Friends encounter something of terrible quality.
The feel of X - While not directly in reference to it, the phrase got popular with the album The Feel of Neil Diamond. This is a blanket statement addressing the general experience and emotions associated with a certain thing, notably fighting games, 60 FPS, or podcasting. Likely a reference to this interview with Hideaki Itsuno regarding DmC being developed to run at 30 FPS.
The hypest gameplay on YouTube! - A catchphrase Matt came up with describing their channel in jest. Usually said when something really lame is happening during the game.
The Pickles! - A reference to the canned pickled items in Deadly Premonition, which have the phrase on the can.
The right to marry our cousins - Refers to the episode of The Simpsons, Lemon of Troy, in which town founders Jebediah Springfield and Shelbyville Manhattan argue over the former's refusal to permit marriage between cousins in their new settlement, with the latter shouting "I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!" This exchange has been paraphrased between Mat and Pat throughout various playthroughs, oftentimes substituting "marry their cousins" with something related to the game.
The truck have started to move. - A reference to a mistranslated line from Metal Gear on the NES.
The X, gotta get the X! - Originally "The balloon, gotta get the balloon!", and spoken repeatedly by Ethan Mars of Heavy Rain. Following the livestream of said game, the Zaibatsu have taken to saying this when in pursuit of a desired object.
There's no time - A phrase commonly used by the Best Friends when playing a part of a game that appears unfinished or lazily created by the developers of the game. It originated while they were playing "No Time Left," the final episode of The Walking Dead and witnessed several glitches with teleporting characters during the episode. In part twelve of the Indigo Prophecy, Woolie mentions that people believed this came from a Millhouse line in The Simpsons, which he denied.
There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no god. - A line said by The Blind Man in the movie Don't Breathe. Most often quoted by Matt.
These prompts are easy, though. - A phrase said by Pat at the beginning of the Heavy Rain playthrough, referring to the game's quick time events. The phrase would later be used sarcastically by Matt or the fans whenever Pat failed one.
They're biting him, and stealing his pants. - A quote from The Simpsons episode Mother Simpson. The Best Friends will occasionally quote this during a chaotic gameplay sequence, replacing "biting him" with something related to the situation.
They're coming to get you Barbara! - Johnny's famous line from the 1968 George Romero film Night of the Living Dead, in which he teases Barabara by saying this. This line is most often repeated by Matt.
They gave up - Matt and Pat's reasoning for when an enemy who was chasing them suddenly stops. Heard mostly in the Shitstorm videos. Alternative: They got tired.
They mostly come out at night. Mostly. - A reference to the movie Aliens. Sometimes changed along the lines of "They mostly X. Mostly." with "X" being something of relevance to the game or subject they're discussing.
This is depressing. - A phrase commonly said by Pat when describing a fact that he finds slightly off-putting. Often followed up with an explanation as to why. Alternative: This depresses me.
This is known, Khaleesi. - A phrase said whenever someone points out something obvious. It is a paraphrase of a quote from Game of Thrones.
They're just sleeping. Upside down and inside out. - A quote from The Simpsons episode The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson. Lisa sees dead rabbits hanging in a store window and asks Marge if they're dead and she responds with this.
This is the worst. - A phrase commonly used by Pat to describe his distaste for something.
This isn't even my final form! - A reference to Frieza's line in the Dragonball Z anime.
This one weird X. Y hates it. - A reference to click bait ads found around the internet.
Timecop - Refers to the 1994 movie Timecop starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Toriyama, Motomu - Motomu Toriyama (not to be confused with Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragon Ball) is a game director at Square Enix, notorious for directing the Final Fantasy XIII series of games, which are widely regarded to be the worst in the series. The Zaibatsu despises Toriyama, criticizing his nonsensical stories, uninteresting characters, and fetishistic obsession with his own character, Lightning. They do approve of Akira Toriyama however, for his work on Dragon Ball and Chrono Trigger.
Triangle Girl - The younger sister of Silent Hill character Pyramid Head created by Matt and Pat during their playthrough of Silent Hill: Downpour. According to Matt, she's crazy hot, but gives the worst head. Pat has likened her fellatio to "shoving a protractor up your dick", who commented that "it's the worst".
Truly, the last of the OG's. - A phrase use sarcastically by a Best Friend describing someone you'd least expect of being a gangster, i.e. Pokemon, medieval characters, Aliens. The term is an acronym of Original Gangster and is used on the streets to describe a veteran gangster, usually one who is a founding member of the gang.
Unpatchable - Refers to a part of a game so flawed that even a patch couldn't save it. Matt and Pat said this term often when referring to glitches in their playthrough of The Walking Dead and later forgot where their use of it even originated from.
Use It - A reference to this scene in Blade: Trinity. Matt first uses this phrase during their The Last of Us playthrough.
Use the ketchup - A reference to Metal Gear Solid, in which Solid Snake is trapped in a jail cell, and can escape by using a ketchup packet to fake his death.
Vergil - The main antagonist of Devil May Cry 3 and Dante's twin brother, who serves as his rival through the course of the story. The Zaibatsu refers to any rival character in video games as "X's Vergil".
Vipers - A type of snake. Upon starting the Friendcast Mailbag, Pat stated that he was just waiting to open a package and have a bunch of vipers jump out and attack him. This became a running joke in the mailbag, and came to a head in Friendcast Mailbag 006-A!, when people started sending them swarms of rubber snakes. Every time they recieve one, Woolie acts out being attacked by it.
Visual sex game - A term coined by Woolie in the first episode of Super Best Friendcast describing a truly beautiful video game.
VLC - A term coined by the Best Friends that refers to traffic cones. So called because it references the media playing software of the same name which features a traffic cone as it's logo.
Wait a minute! - A phrase said in an exagerated tone by all memebers of the Zaibatsu in reference to how it is commonly said by pro wrestler, Booker T.
Wakka - One of the main characters in Final Fantasy X. He is depicted by Matt and Woolie as a religious fanatic with an obsession for Blitzball and an extreme hatred towards the Al Bhed people, so much so that he wishes for the genocide of their entire race. He is also known as "Grand Wizard Wakka", a name given to him by Woolie.
Wappy Dog - An interactive toy made by Activision that accompanies the Nintendo DS game of the same name. Matt is typically the one to reference this. A video demonstration of this product can be seen here.
War has changed. - A small piece of Old Snake's speech at the beginning of Metal Gear Solid 4. Matt usually uses this to comedic effect, although he once forgot how it went and thought it was from Fallout.
Watch "Naruto" - Refers to a line from "Attack the Block". The full line is, "Go home, lock your door, do your homework, watch 'Naruto'".
What a mansion! - A line spoken by Wesker in the original Resident Evil. A clip of this can be viewed here.
What a mysterious game - A phrase used by Matt to describe gameplay that is either strange or confusing. Alternative: What a mysterious jogo. First used by Pat in the Insanity (Insanidade) episode. Jogo is the Portuguese word for "game".
What an answer! - A phrase commonly used by fighting game tournament commentators. A notable example can be found here.
What do you mean? - A phrase said by Matt anytime someone points out flaws in something in order to goad the others by pretending he doesn't see what is wrong.
What do you think of it? - A line spoken by Barry in the original Resident Evil. One of many of his lines that the Best friends have been known to quote.
Wat happen? - A joke typically used by Woolie in reference to something bad or stupid happening for no reason or explanation. Since its original saying, many fans have debated its origins. Eventually the quote was tracked down to a 1940's French Bugs Bunny cartoon. However, Woolie himself revealed on episode 118 of the friendcast that he simply made it up one day and everybody started using it.
What's it called? - A reference to this clip of Lex Luger cutting a wrestling promo.
What was that noise? - A reference to the guards of Metal Gear Solid, who say this.
Where are we going? - Refers to a line said by Tricky in Star Fox Adventures, when said in a certain way.
Why are you so free? - "Free" is a term commonly used in the fighting game community. One who is free is very easy to beat; they are a free win for their opponent. Asking why someone is so free is asking why they are so easily defeated.
Why can't X crawl? - Refers to the infamous Miiverse post, "Y Can't Metroid Crawl?". Occasionally said when a character is crawling or cannot crawl, but also commonly said at random.
We got a real match! - Another phrase popularized by the fighting game community. It is commonly used to signal when a competition has suddenly become more exciting than expected (e.g. an underdog makes a comeback). This phrase is often uttered by the Best Friends in a Sp00ky voice, much like "Goin' Nuts".
We gotta get to Savannah. - A term used by Matt and Pat when they need to get somewhere. It refers to The Walking Dead where everyone in the game (mainly Kenny) wanted to get to Savannah and often said it.
Welcome to die - Refers to the mistranslated line in the X-Men arcade game. A clip of this can be viewed here. This Best Friends played this game in a Best Friends Beat 'Em Ups episode, X-Men The Arcade Game.
Woolie's Apartment - Often said to be a horrifying, dark and dirty place. Matt and Pat usually refer to it when they see something extremely dirty, unwholesome or destroyed.
Woolie Hole - Refers to a mysterious, darkened place that is usually a hole or pit. This sometimes is accompanied by talk of a mysterious "operation" Woolie had on his (implied) rectum. Made its debut on Silent Hill Homecoming.
Woolie the Pie Thief - An ongoing joke title given to Woolie originating from a story told during Deadly Premonition episode 25, found here. Despite the title, Woolie despises thieves to an extreme level, having bad experiences of theft in his childhood.
Wooo! - Ric Flair's signature expression.
Wrath-Amon - The main villain of the '90s cartoon Conan the Adventurer.
X Boring - Refers to Project X Zone, pronounced as "Cross Boring"
X-Pac - Real name, Sean Waltman, is a professional wrestler best known for his time with the WWE during the Attitude era. When he's brought up on the show it's usually about the time he busted his asshole wide open when he attempted a "Bronco Buster" but missed, sending his bum straight into the ring post. He is prominently mentioned throughout Rustlemania along with many other rustlers.
XXX and the YYY - Refers to Tak Fujii's (in)famous presentation of Ninety-Nine Nights II, in which he stated that "if you just, y'know, continue to press the same button like the XXX and the YYY and the XXX and the YYY again, you'll be sucked." This specific clip can be seen here.
Yapapi Strap Match - This is a match involving two people belting each other until one submits. Usually spoken in a Hulk Hogan impression. This originated from when Hulk Hogan challenged Ric Flair to a "Yapapi Indian strap match", which in itself became a meme because frequent use of the word Yapapi by Hogan made it start to sound like "Apple pie". That challenge can be seen here. Matt also refers to a video on YouTube that dubs the audio over a clip of Casino Royale. Matt thought very highly of the clip, saying "This clip needs to be hung in a museum or something. A fucking work of art.". The video can be viewed here.
Yomi - Yomi is the Japanese word for "reading", as in "reading the mind of your opponent". The use of this phrase originated from the Virtua Fighter community, and is commonly used in the fighting game community.
You'll never make it! Don't you know you can't make it? - Something Pat has said when Matt has attempted a jump or something like that where the chances of him doing it are slim. This was taken from the 2003 movie Kung Pow.
You'll regret your words and actions. - A reference to Hideo Kojima's response to the criticism of Quiet's lack of clothes in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Most often said by Liam in the aforementioned LP.
You love it, you slut! - A phrase used by Matt declaring a character's apparent love for a certain action. This originated in the Sleeping Dogs playthrough, when a pork bun salesman offered them a pork bun saying "Oh you like that one, I can tell, you love it!"
You're all free now! - A reference to the english dub of Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. Used at the end of a match or when an advantage for a player is taken away. First used by Pat in the Super Bomberman 5 Brawl. The scene can be viewed here.
You're okay, get in! - A phrase said by certain drivers in the Crazy Taxi series when picking up customers.
Your X is really responding to the Y - Frequently said by Matt, this is a reference to The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. In the show, the titular character says the line, "And I'm saying this because I want to: your anus is really responding to the laser."
You and your friends are dead - A reference to the hilariously harsh game over screen of Friday the 13th for the NES, which says "You and your friends are dead. Game Over." This was popularized by the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the game, of whom Matt is a huge fan.
You did it. - A phrase used by Pat repeatedly in the Dark Souls (Full Let's Play). Similarly to "Excuse me." from The Evil Within (Full Let's Play), Pat did not realize he was repeating the phrase until people started making fun of him. Often said with a long pause betweeen "You" and "did it." when used mockingly.
You didn't win! - Best repeated multiple times in quick succession. A strong insistence uttered by the clearly losing party towards the winning party, usually in a fighting game. This phrase is often said during some manner of suicide attempt or other last-ditch effort to spite the winning opponent. It was originally used by Pat in Super Best Friends Brawl - Super Smash Bros.
You don't even know. - A phrase often used by Matt and Pat to exaggerate something.
You got boost power! - A phrase from the game F-Zero X when the driver would gain "boost power," allowing them to perform bursts of speed. Often used by Matt in any game where they gain a boost in speed.
You knew?! - Refers to the exclamation used by the DARPA Chief in Metal Gear Solid when Snake reveals he knew about Metal Gear. Often initially and innocuously said in a sentence, to which some else (Usually Matt) repeats with the DARPA Chief's inflection.
You know why? (Be)Cause I'm little - refers to this scene from Fantastic Mr. Fox.
You owe me awe! - Often said by Matt, is a quote from the character Francis Dolarhyde in Red Dragon and Manhunter.
You want a bad night? Try sleeping on one of these. - A quote mostly said by Matt and Pat, it refers to a line spoken by Barney in The Simpsons episode Homer Alone, it's used to express how shitty their surroundings are.
You were under the impression... - Aizen Sousuke's (Bleach) favorite line. He was accustomed to saying that because his Shika's power is to deceive all five senses of any person that views his Zanpakutō.
You will surely get the karkland. - A phrase used by Matt when trying to encourage people. Comes from a memetic image of a chat log with EA's notoriously-poor customer support staff, which can be viewed here. "Karkland" is the employee's misspelling of Battlefield 3 add-on, Back to Karkand.
Yuckin' it up - Laughing or moving around in an uncontrollably loud and/or boisterous manner. It has been used on several occasions to describe the actions of a character.
Yuri - A joke originated during the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain LP, consisting of Liam and Pat performing bad Russian accents with broken English while pretending to reference a fictional soldier named Yuri. Most of the jokes involve Yuri having sex with someone's sister or being beaten up by Venom Snake.
Zaibatsu - A Japanese term that literally means "financial clique". In the context of the Best Friends, the term "Best Friends Zaibatsu" refers to their multimedia empire and everything they do.
Zambamboes - An alternative way of saying zombies. The term usually comes up during zombie games. It likely originated from their Resident Evil 4 episode, where Matt claimed the caption "He's not a zombie..." was a typo, prompting Pat to toss out suggestions for what the noun was mean to be, providing "crombie", "jombie", and "zimbie" before reaching "zambambo."
Zubaz - A scrapped Street Fighter character. Matt and Woolie have idolized Zubaz since his first appearance in Fighterpedia Episode 1: Rejected Street Fighters. The term "Can you feel the storm? It's coming!" is often used, mostly by Woolie, to tell the coming of Zubaz, referencing his supposed ability to control lightning. Alternative: The Baz.