Two Best Friends Play:
Beyond: Two Souls
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Game | Beyond: Two Souls |
Season | 8 |
Episode | 3 |
Length | 14:33 |
Upload Date | October 20, 2013 |
Controller | Pat, Woolie |
Previous | Grand Theft Auto V |
Next | Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag |
For the full Let's Play, see Beyond Two Souls (Full Let's Play)
“Warning: if you have a history of liking good stories, stop playing!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie trash David Cage, shoot kamehamehas, insert ghost tampons, impersonate James Small, and get revenge on evil British Matt.
About[]
- “THE FINALE OF THE SADNESS TRILOGY!”
- — Video description
- “A supercut of the best moments of our LP of Beyond Two Souls. Although “best moments” in a David Cage game is kinda hard to imagine.”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro shows Matt and Pat in their apartment looking bored as they play Heavy Rain. Whilst Pat struggles with the Sixaxis motion controls, a telekinetic force bombards Matt with his Predator figures. A floating Jason head then appears and bashes Pat with David Cage games.
Quotes[]
- “The Legend of Machete Kill David Cage! That'd be so sick!”
- — Matt
- “Warning: if you have a history of liking good stories, stop playing!”
- — Matt
- “One good pretentious train wreck deserves another!”
- — Woolie
- “You love those hamburger phones that go crazy and cross dress!”
- — Pat
- “Please don't hammer nails into my penis!”
- — Matt
- “I was buying this for Pat, not for myself, and, I swear to God, another guy was returning it.”
- — Matt
- “She broke all of our breadsticks!”
- — Pat
- “Just fist that Barbie doll!”
- — Pat
- “Flintstones chewable blank is the sickest.”
- — Pat
- “You won’t believe how much candy I can get into my mouth.”
- — Pat
- “Don't worry, Ellen Page, 'cause Woolie's just gonna watch you in the bathroom!”
- — Matt
- “Let's just do a dorm invasion!”
- — Matt
- “I'd like to put my VMU in your slot!”
- — Matt and Pat (in British accent)
- “Where's the dong-grabbing prompt?”
- — Pat
- “Cause if it's not fuck right off the edge of my dick!”
- — Matt
- “REVEEEEEEEEEENGE!”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- Though the title for this episode is "Two Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls", the title card used in the intro says "Super Best Friends", since three Best Friends are involved.