| Two Best Friends Play
Call of Cthulhu
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 Watch this series on YouTube | |
| Game | Call of Cthulhu: The Official Video Game |
| Episodes | 16 |
| Combined Length | 07:56:02 |
| Original Run | Oct 31, 2018 - Dec 1, 2018 |
| Controller | Pat |
“Maybe I'm going crazy.” — Pat
“This would be the game to do it in.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Call of Cthulhu is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat think about Cthulhu lubricating his tentacles with figs, perform the forbidden ritual to summon Sailor Cthulhu Moon, unlock the mysteries of the forbidden DOOM trailer, will their way through the unending death of loading screens,
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Part one description
- “Intro by https://twitter.com/LeeMounseySmith
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Every other video description
Quotes[]
- “Make sure you turn your phone off so we don't get any calls... from Cthulhu.”
- — Pat
- “It's loading the madness, fool.”
- — Matt
- “"Torpor"... put it on a board next to "effluvial grime".”
- — Matt
- “This will affect your destiny!”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, drinking might!”
- — Matt
- “You need a deadbeat inebriate for this case.”
- — Pat
- “I love all this Eurojank, just fuckin' rub it all over me!”
- — Matt
- “She wasn't mad, she was only slighty mad.”
- — Pat
- “Her lifestyle determined her deathstyle.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, I gained ICP.”
- — Pat
- “Why are all your lanterns green? They're like, 'Those were the bulbs we picked up at the party store.'.”
- — Matt
- “Nothing's more successful than a Halloween store that's open in February.”
- — Matt
- “He's quite slimy off the bat.”
- — Matt
- “Why would he need more lubricant?”
- — Pat
- “It's called "The Ball Slapper". Don't know why, rightly.”
- — Matt
- “So, a town of six buildings needs an asylum. Is this Silent Hill?”
- — Matt
- “Her style made her famous. How would you describe it...”
- — Pierce
- “It would be "Smokin' Sick Style".”
- — Matt
- “Well, I'll be running into you later, and watch your pits.”
- — Pat
- “No... we don't take kindly to people that watch their pits around here.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, we're gonna shoot harpoons into Cthulhu's dick.”
- — Matt
- “When a woman is smoking one of those things, I fuckin' start runnin'.”
- — Matt
- “Whale vertebrae makes for a great aphrodisiac.”
- — Matt
- “You know it, dawg.”
- — Pat
- “When I walk up to people and I can't talk to them, I'm secretly happy.”
- — Pat
- “It has Cthulhu's crayon talk.”
- — Matt
- “Followers of Cthulhu also worship Gak a little on the side. Then one guy's got, like, makeup on and he's got this big flamboyant costume and he's like, 'Oh, I thought we were worshiping Gackt.'.”
- — Matt
- “Wait, that's a conflict of interests. Saint Brendan protected whalers and the whales?”
- — Matt
- “Oh wait. That's eloquence, which I'm bad at.”
- — Pat
- “A lot of people don't know this but Brittany Spears recorded that after playing a MOBA. Thank you for that terrible joke. Please don't laugh.”
- — Pat about "Toxic"
- “Can I have a suck on you, sir?”
- — Pat to Cthulhu
- “You legally have to declare if you're a fish monster and you're wandering out there.”
- — Matt
- “He is not a hematologist.”
- — Pat about Barry Burton
- “I believe it's pronounce bloodtologist.”
- — Matt
- “I found a meme with a cat head but it's an Egyptian god.”
- — Pat
- “Was Charles Hawkins a heavy drinker?”
- — Edward Pierce
- “All bottle point to 'Yes'.”
- — Matt
- “I don't wanna know too much. I want some things to be a surprise. Like, what's this on my penis?”
- — Matt
- “Satan's a fucking clown compared to the Old Gods.”
- — Matt
- “How many times do you need to get a lick of the old Brad? ... How many licks does it take to the center of a Brad pop?”
- — Matt
- “I'm relearning my buttons here as I have not played this game in like ten days.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, you haven't put it back in the lab. Trying out some things.”
- — Matt
- “Am I in an asylum?”
- — Edward Pierce
- “Yes!”
- — Matt and Pat
- “Is this an insane asylum?”
- — Matt
- “Am I a detective?”
- — Pat
- “This whole section is still less offensive than the one in Indigo Prophecy.”
- — Matt
- “You deserve this.”
- — Matt
- “Fuck! This is bad.”
- — Pat
- “What do you mean?”
- — Matt
- “Shut up. Shut up. You know exactly what I mean.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah. I deserve that.”
- — Matt
- “There's rooms that have literal green plumes of smoke shooting out and everyone's like, 'Man, this gas sucks. Why do we even have it?'.”
- — Matt
- “Maybe I'm going crazy.”
- — Pat
- “This would be the game to do it in.”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna tell her her husband got his eyes gouged out and eaten by some invisible monster.”
- — Pat
- “It's better for her to find out from you than, like TMZ, y'know.”
- — Matt
- “It's like delicious time but with more shambles.”
- — Matt
- “What the hell was that?”
- — Edward Piere
- “The Shambler. C'mon, like, stay with us.”
- — Matt
- “Learn the lore, idiot. Like, literally very actually learn the lore.”
- — Pat
- “Hide for now until he fucking kills you inside that closet.”
- — Matt
- “Miskatonic University. Go Deep Ones!”
- — Matt
- “Brute forcing is the height of intelligence.”
- — Matt
- “Brute smarts.”
- — Pat
- “You guys loved it so much the first time, why don't we put you back there?”
- — Matt about the asylum
- “The idea that he'd write down like, 'Yes, fish man seven progressing nicely.', in like, their normal medical file... Why wouldn't you just make a fake medical file?”
- — Pat
- “My Evil Fish Sex Plan.”
- — Matt
- “'Silly Goose' is like the greatest insult you can give in this age.”
- — Matt
- “I need to find a plucky, young boy that can understand my 'Pika, Pika's.”
- — Matt
- “I read a medical book inside a weird dream sequence.”
- — Pat
- “I don't know if that counts and he's like, 'What? That didn't count? I don't understand it?'.”
- — Matt
- “C'mon, it's a credited dream sequence.”
- — Pat
- “Are we gonna team up with squid boy here?”
- — Pat
- “There's no love like tentacle love.”
- — Matt
- “Where did that come from? There was a convenient axe.”
- — Pat
- “I gave him an axe.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, thank you Matt. That's where it fell. It fell down into the hole in Silent Hill and fell into this pit here.”
- — Pat}
- “I might be doing this out of order, which would be very funny to me, actually.”
- — Pat
- “You're the voice of reason? You took the crazy Cthulhu answer!”
- — Matt
- “It's tough to draw a fifth-dimensional being. In fact, I would probably say that it's literally impossible to draw a fifth-dimensional being.”
- — Pat
- “Aggression's not a crime.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah. You'd be in jail a long time ago.”
- — Matt
- “So you want to become a Cthulhu cultist?”
- — Matt
- “First, read this shit. Does it hurt your head? It's supposed to.”
- — Pat
- “Although you could be a crazy rat, I don't know. I don't know you well enough to make that judgement call.”
- — Matt
- “Hitting 'X' when there's nothing to hit brings the fucking...”
- — Pat
- “Boys to the yard.”
- — Matt
- “It looks like Leviathan is just a tier two jobber compared to Cthulhu.”
- — Pat
- “He's like the Road Dogg to the Triple H. Sorry, X-Pac.”
- — Matt
- “Oh no. And him getting eaten like that is like X-Pac getting his asshole torn open.”
- — Pat
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