| Shitstorm 7
Camp Sunshine
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| Game | Camp Sunshine |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 55:19 |
| Next | The Beast Inside |
| Previous | Paratopic |
“Yeah, if you have a minority near your baby, even though it seems like they're trying to hurt it, they're actually putting a million safety charms on it.” — Matt
Camp Sunshine is the fourth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Video description
Description[]
Matt and Pat's moms dump them in a summer camp full of screwballs who worship the 80's. During their stay they find themselves hunted by giant teddy bears, ugly babies, a cult of Catuars, and magical minorities as they read some guy's diary and get high with The Germinator and some sexy vampire kids.
Quotes[]
- “I want the mountain climb to be adrduos, like Chris Redfield likes.”
- — Matt
- “I'm summer child but with a big, man face.”
- — Pat
- “I got my bottle of wine ready to go.”
- — Matt
- “In the car, mom?”
- — Pat
- “In the car.”
- — Matt
- “My mom's sprite is hot.”
- — Matt
- “Anyone under the age of thirty that says, 'Okay, let's hit the hay.', I don't trust you.”
- — Pat
- “Camp Sunshine? But this doesn't look like it has any sun or shine at all!”
- — Pat
- “'What's more exciting is that Wendy has been having little flutters all day long so it could happen...', like an orgasm? What? Like an orgasm? I don't get it.”
- — Matt
- “Counselors hang out in the bathroom and do drugs while Jason dies. They weren't watching him. Neither was I but I'm not going to complain.”
- — Matt as Mrs. Vorhees
- “Nothing has ever bad happened in a restroom.”
- — Pat
- “I've never seen anything as gross as your lumpo of a child.”
- — Matt
- “Maybe I could child body my way through.”
- — Pat
- “From Durst to Durst you shall return.”
- — Matt
- “Rollin' in ma grave!”
- — Pat
- “One thing I know about women is that they love being told to calm down.”
- — Matt
- “I guess the bear is kind of a Pokemon.”
- — Matt
- “It's a Psychic/Ghost type.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, if you have a minority near your baby, even though it seems like they're trying to hurt it, they're actually putting a million safety charms on it.”
- — Matt
- “That freaked me out for nothing, so good job I guess!”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- Matt references Metallica's "Battery" once in this episode.