| Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness
Candles
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| Game | Candles |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 22:27 |
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| Previous | Manhunt |
“I believe this is a game, where candles take a factor.” — Matt
Candles is the twenty-first episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.
About[]
- “Delving even deeper into the indie scene, Matt and Pat run into some bullshit fucking imps or something.”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat go into a spooky house and light some candles. Along the way, they encounter imps, fail to open Woolie's fridge, gain mastery of candle lighting, stick a dick through doors, and eventually defeat the imp horde.
Quotes[]
- “I believe this is a game, where candles take a factor.”
- — Matt
- “Oh, I can't open this fridge. Probably because there's a nameless horror within.”
- — Pat
- “That's usually how the poops happen.”
- — Matt
- “Don't go in the bad touch room.”
- — Matt
- “He's a fucking choir boy compared to me!”
- — Pat
- “Europe's the worst!”
- — Pat
- “George Washington probably ate a hundred babies a day.”
- — Pat
- “Keep doin' it at a slow and steady pace. That's what the ladies like.”
- — Matt