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Shitstorm Spookycuffs

Clash of Monsters/The Black Heart

Clash of Black Heart
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Game Clash of the Monsters, The Black Heart
Upload Date Oct 6, 2016
Length 35:35
Previous Best of Best
Next Castlevania Judgement
“Did you just imply that Super BunnyHop does black face?” — Woolie
“He was in Japan. When in Rome.” — Pat

Shitstorm Spookycuffs - Clash of Monsters/The Black Heart is the thirty-seventh episode of the Saturday Morning Scrublords series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam find out what happens when a bunch of drunks at a shitty costume party get violent and then fight over the cold, ebony heart of the MUGEN engine until Woolie mentions Naruto and everyone dies.

About[]

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— Video Description

Quotes[]

Welcome to Clash of Baked-In Unity Effects.
— Matt
You can't sue me if you can't see me.
— Matt
But why do they fight? To represent Halloween?
— Woolie
He's a headless horseman because he's a soldier, not some asshole in pajamas.
— Matt
I think Ichabod and the Headless Horseman are the same. Ironically!
— Liam
It's Kevin Bacon versus Kevin Bacon.
— Matt
The funny part is Invisible Man is probably low tier.
— Woolie
I lost even by Price is Right rules.
— Pat
I'm like that crazy spider lady from Wicked City.
— Matt
Or any other Sadira.
— Woolie
Oh boy. It's gonna be one of those days.
— Pat
One of those days were you don't contribute.
— Matt
Fetus of God!
— Woolie
Chilling in the back.
— Matt
He's not the Teenager of God.
— Woolie
Who do we know that does black face that watched Tremors?
— Pat
Did you just imply that Super BunnyHop does black face?
— Woolie
He was in Japan. When in Rome.
— Pat
In an effort to back down, I accidentally threw a whole country under the bus.
— Pat
That'd be a really good Stand, if the Stand just made everyone around it pregnant within a thirty-foot field.
— Pat

Wins/Losses[]

Clash of the Monsters

Matt 1/1
Pat 0/1
Woolie 3/0
Liam 0/2

The Black Heart

Matt 1/1
Pat 0/1
Woolie 1/2
Liam 3/1

Trivia[]

  • Instead of the usual "Groose's Theme", the intro music is "Mansion Basement" from Resident Evil: Director's Cut: DualShock.
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