| Race Wars
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled
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| Game | Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled |
| Upload Date | Jul 21, 2019 |
| Length | 53:09 |
| Next | Team Sonic Racing |
“Get fucked, Woolie! Get fuckin' fucked! Get the fuck outta here! Stay out of my lane!” — Billy
Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled is the first episode of Race Wars. In this episode, Woolie, Billy and Reggie read EULA agreements to sell their souls to Activision, sploosh over Speed Racer and profess their love for the Wachowski movie, dig deep into the salt mines, go into the Minh T. Rage mode and lame it out.
About[]
- “Intro by VoltaBass https://twitter.com/volta_bass
Featuring Minh https://twitch.tv/SoushinSen
And Reggie https://twitter.com/chesterr01
Edited by Minh” - — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “Because my bar I cannot see shit!”
- — Billy
- “We're gonna lose our sponsors.”
- — Reggie
- “Reggie went from 2 to 5? Wow.”
- — Billy
- “Fuck you, man! That comes from the heart. Fuck you!”
- — Reggie
- “Talent for zero points, let's go!”
- — Woolie
- “I got my bronze and I crushed all y'all, so hold that shit.”
- — Woolie
- “I mean, when I like in Mario Kart is that he's like "Yah, I'm the best" and I follow with "Fuck the rest!"”
- — Billy
- “My name is Minh! I am not Billy at the moment. I'm not in Billy mode.”
- — Billy
- “I need to hear at some point you drop that catchphrase 'I'm fucking bad!'”
- — Woolie
- “My name isn't Billy! I am in the Minh T. Rage mode right now!”
- — Billy
- “Well, I'm not gonna win this, I'm gonna explore.”
- — Billy
- “Get fucked, Woolie! Get fuckin' fucked! Get the fuck outta here! Stay out of my lane!”
- — Billy
- “My goal is not to win, one, two, three! My goal is just to fuckin' beat the fuckin' ass out of you!”
- — Billy
- “Reggie, you're cool, though.”
- — Billy
- “I'm the baws with the sauce!”
- — Reggie
Wins/Losses[]
| Woolie | 5/6 |
|---|---|
| Billy | 4/7 |
| Reggie | 2/9 |