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Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City

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Game Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City
Length 06:07:54
Air Date May 6, 2017; Jun 7, 2017
Original LP Dark Souls 3
Controller Pat
“I suggest a curved Wanted bullet, right down the graveyard, and when his hands are up, fuck the code.” — Woolie

Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie visit their old pal Lucky Ted one last time as they bid farewell to one of their favorite franchises.

Total On-Screen Deaths: 36

About[]

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— Video description, all three parts

Quotes[]

I'd let it fuck me.
Pat
I'd let it fuck you.
Matt
The Drug Heap?
Matt
The Dreg Heap.
Pat
I like my version better.
Matt
I'm doing stream things, so it's okay. I'm kinda missing stuff, but it's fine.
Woolie
You're not missing anything all that awesome right now.
Matt
Yeah, I know.
Woolie
Oh shit! Look how awesome that is!
Matt
Oh my god, this is part of Lothric Castle.
Pat
Oh god, stop! You're wrong, I'm sure!
Matt
We call that one, two piece and a biscuit. Pop, pop.
Woolie
Ah, chat. 'Trap hip-hop is hip-hop that has a dick'.
Woolie
To be fair, most male, all Souls games characters sound the same.
Matt
Some guy tweeted he was on vacation in Grenada and I was like, 'You're what?'.
Woolie
Isn't that cool looking?
Pat
Ehnn.
Matt
That's right Matt, it is.
Pat
I suggest a curved Wanted bullet, right down the graveyard, and when his hands are up, fuck the code.
Woolie
With the exception of Anor Londo, is that ever not an applicable statement? What a pretty shit-hole.
Woolie
That's what I'm gonna name my pornography.
Pat
The EMTs say they found this one doing Devil May Cry combos with an EpiPen on the other one.
Woolie
If you ever cut my head off, please use it as a shield. That being said, please don't cut my head off.
Woolie
Straight sword's the Ryu.
Pat
Patrick's getting excited. Patrick's gonna say something wrong.
Pat
It's the ancient paper clip of holding.
Pat
I need to be tons more smart to be lying.
Matt
Eat a lot of dark and sometimes you have to vomit.
Woolie
You get too close to his face, and it's just gonna fuck your ass.
Matt

Those Who Invaded the World of PAT-TRON 4000[]

CrystalHardWood Part one Fell to their death
Seeker of the Spurned (NPC) Part one Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Silver Knight Ledo (NPC) Part two First Invasion: Destroyed PAT-TRON 4000
Second Invasion: Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Moaning Knight (NPC) Part two Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
MOTHER METTATRON Part three Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000
Shira, Knight of Filianore (NPC) Part three Destroyed by PAT-TRON 4000

Those Summoned by PAT-TRON 4000[]

Amnesiac Lapp (NPC) Part one Assisted in defeating the Demon Prince
Slave Knigh Gael (NPC) Part one Assisted in defeating the Demon Prince
Shira, Knight of Filianore (NPC) Part two Killed by Darkeater Midir
Draygo Part three Assisted in defeating Darkeater Midir
gute Part three Assisted in defeating Darkeater Midir

Up Next[]

  • The End of Dark Souls

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