Super Best Friends Brawl:
Def Jam Fight For New York
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Game | Def Jam Fight For New York |
Length | 41:57 |
Upload Date | Aug 31, 2013 |
Winner | Woolie |
Previous | Rustlemania - WWE Crush Hour Brawl - WWE '13 |
For the Cryme Tyme full Let's Play, see Def Jam Fight For New York (Cryme Tyme).
“It's too much juking and/or jiving!” — Pat
Def Jam Fight For New York is the thirty-first episode and series finale of Rustlemania, doubling as a Super Best Friends Brawl episode in which Matt, Pat and Woolie fight for New York.
About[]
- “THE FINALE OF RUSTLEMANIA HAS TURNED INTO THE MOST DEF BRAWL EVER!”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “Black People: The Game! Get ready!”
- — Woolie
- “When I think of Pat and hip hop, I think of Chris Farley and ninjutsu.”
- — Matt
- “I feel really out of place here right now.”
- — Pat
- “So Pat, how has your white suburban upbringing prepared you for the Def Jam hip hops?”
- — Woolie
- “The Scorpion Death God be watchin' down upon all of us!”
- — Matt, in a Jamaican accent
- “Dis right here is for broken Hulk dolls!”
- — Matt, in a Jamaican accent
- “He's basically the fifth Ghostbuster!”
- — Matt, referring to Ghostface Killah
- “Who shows up-think about it-who shows up to an underground street fight and is like, 'This is the night. They're gonna take my broom, and use it in a fight'.”
- — Matt
- “I couldn't tell because he's just a mass of blackness...... I mean their clothes! THEIR CLOTHES!”
- — Matt, making a huge mistake
- “It's not about who's the toughest or the strongest, it's whoever's in the corner for most of the match, just scoopin' dollars off the floor.”
- — Pat
- “There's something about the semi-succesful wigger in high school that fascinates me. It's like going to the zoo.”
- — Woolie
- “Pat is in fact Snoop Lion.”
- — Woolie
- “I got that jelly John Cena butt.”
- — Matt
- “The problem with you guys is that you both had Ph.D's-Player Hater Degrees!”
- — Matt
- “Isn't everything on the Internet?”
- — Pat
- “Look at my Carmen Electra Kung Fu! It's like, Carmen Fu! Electric Jitsu!”
- — Matt
- “Real footage of Woolie beating up women because they have long hair.”
- — Pat
- “Now back to our regularly scheduled curbstomp.”
- — Woolie
- “If you're just joining us, we're playing the hip hop. I'm your host, Matt the American Dream. We're here with super white boy Pat and slightly less white Woolie!”
- — Matt
- “I'm pretty fuckin' white!”
- — Pat
- “I can mash to my heart's content and nothing will save me!”
- — Pat
- “Calypso's a Marvel villain for all I know.”
- — Matt
- “Why would you think I'm Woolie? He's green for fuck's sake.”
- — Pat
- “It's too much juking and/or jiving!”
- — Pat
Jimmies' Status[]
Matt - [ ]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Pat - [ ]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Woolie - [ ]Rustled [ ]Unrustled