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Demon's Souls

Demon's Souls
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Game Demon's Souls
Length 22:59:16
Air Date Jan 31, 2016; Feb 27, 2016; May 8, 2016; July 10, 2016; Sep 11, 2016
Controller Woolie
“You know who's the best level up waifu? Bonfire.” — Pat

Demon's Souls is a Super Best Friends Stream event in which the Best Friends Zaibatsu plays From Software's critically-acclaimed original entry into the Souls series with special guests, German Spy and Plague of Gripes.

Quotes[]

When I put the headphones on, they cover up the bald.
Pat
Just give them more jaws and they'll look cooler.
Liam
Yeah, technical problems on stream. I love it.
Pat
We should just leave the technical difficulties thing on for six hours and call it a night.
Liam
My suggestion would be to hit random until you hit garbage and work with that.
Pat
It looks like he ate someone's ass out.
Matt
It's Patrick Fuck-Boivin.
Liam
Oh goddamn it. That's really solid. And it's gonna stick. Fuck.
Pat
It's very likely someone in the stream will invade you with a scraping spear and acid cloud and break your shit.
German Spy
You're gonna find Jimmy Raynor here.
Pat
That's the worst. That was a text message calling me a fuckboi.
Pat
Poop Zone one through three. That's the zone that comes before Green Hill Zone.
Liam
They can curve the bullet arrow.
Matt
Quick, Woolie, fuck the code.
Matt
That's what I want. I want you to give up slowly.
Pat
It's a shame that the Demon's Souls guy didn't know about the glory of vape culture.
Pat
Look at what's there.
Pat
Those horrible burning corpses.
Liam
Yeah. Loot.
Woolie
You know who's the best level up waifu? Bonfire.
Pat
The most shits dumped on stream.
Woolie
Are you taking a shit right now?
Pat
I cast level three penis of the infinite.
Matt
Your pronunciation for freshest memes makes me want to throw up.
Pat
Kurt Cobain was so strong.
Pat
He only had one weakness. Shotguns.
Matt
What? Are you guys talking about my inevitable death?
Pat
Everyone out there, skip work and drink.
Liam
That's the responsible thing to do.
Woolie
You go 'Hey kids.' and everyone feels appreciated because you treated them like children.
Pat
Woolie, who's your favorite phantom spice girl? Old Spice or Fresh Spice?
Matt
It's out of my power, but even if it was, I won't.
Pat
I thought you meant he was streaming his dick in his pants.
Pat
Put up your dead Liams.
Woolie
My skeleton, I named it Shadowman.
Pat
Now your asking me if my allegiance is to my people or my job, and, well, that's rough.
Woolie
That sounds like something someone about to be without a job would say.
Pat
The Best Friends haven't that much for me, but then again, neither have black people.
Woolie
Woolie would sell out even the darkest baby for a jetpack.
Pat
You're like a person who can't park their car, but drives it over the gorge no problem.
Pat
Undertale is the Dark Souls of video games.
Pat
It's a crushing battle axe.
Pat
What do you think it crushes?
Woolie
Pussy.
Matt
Didn't see that coming.
GermanSpy
Wiener slapping never loses its luster.
Woolie
I love it when my TV producer comes in my ear, Matt.
GermanSpy
Dark Souls 2 is the best one if you like shitty games.
Pat
I wouldn't attack him with a sword made out of spiders. That's spooky.
Pat
Because your penis is not long.
PlagueofGripes
A house is like a fence that you sleep in.
PlagueofGripes
You know that embarrassing thing where you were writing a tweet but you were just writing in the search bar?
Liam
What was that sploosh noise?
Woolie
An angry monster. It's mad about Casca.
Matt
D.A.R.E. to keep kids on drugs.
Woolie
It resists Plague. You put that on and you no longer feel the need to watch YouTube animations.
Pat
You wanna scare the other guy. That's why samurai put mustaches on their armor.
Pat
Is the implication that he's a knight of gloom?
Woolie about Yurt, the Silent Chief
I think the implication is he's an asshole.
Pat
You should double fist it.
Pat
It shows that you care.
Matt
There's no choice but to face-fuck in this stairwell.
GermanSpy
How dare you cheat on my girlfriend like that?
Matt
Fight the frame rate, fight the future!
Pat
Black is a state of mind.
Woolie
They're Black Phantoms because they're only three-fifths of a Black Phantom, I guess.
PlagueofGripes
Boom! Suck it, German. Spy on this.
Pat
You know he's at a disadvantage because he's watching this ten seconds behind.
Matt
I know. That's why it was so easy to mock him.
Pat
You should get aggro on everyone. Squeeze more content out of this.
Matt

Up Next[]

  • We're gonna have a bad time.
  • Let Us Cling Together
  • Reclaimed our Humanity. Invasions welcome.
  • Gathering our bearings, exposing our balls.
  • I forget.
  • Every day the past gets stronger because there's more and more of it.

Trivia[]

  • Liam was not present for the second or fourth stream because he was sick.
  • Matt was not present for the third stream because he was spending Mother's Day with his family... family... family.

Gallery[]

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