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Super Best Friends Play

Detroit: Become Human

Detroit Title 2
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Detroit: Become Human
Episodes 20 + Episode 0 (21 total)
Combined Length 12:13:18
Original Run May 28, 2018 - June 28, 2018
Controller Matt (Kara)
Pat (Connor)
Woolie (Markus)

For the second LP, known as "Super Best Friends Play Detroit - 2nd Gig", see Detroit - 2nd Gig.

“Big, big robo-slurs are coming.” — Woolie

Super Best Friends Play Detroit: Become Human is a full Let's Play wherein Matt, Pat, and Woolie fight to stop robo-racism as they drift with Lance Henriksen, try to take their relationship with Clancy Brown to the next level, die a lot, and fuck up the amazing robo-revolution.

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— Part zero description
"Judge me by my work."
— Part one description

Best of Montage[]

Quotes[]

He can't creep in young Ellen Page anymore, so you work on your own people. Ruin your own careers.
Pat
It's not about race relations. It's about robots. This game isn't about anything.
Pat
It's about robots.
Pat
“'Which is not a race.' That's a political statement, Mr. Cage. "Oh shit!'.
Matt
Fire-hosing is gonna be in there one-hundred percent.
Pat
There'll be a robo-sperm hitting a robo-egg and then the robot fetus will say, 'We really are the Detroit: Become Human.'.
Pat
Big, big robo-slurs are coming.
Woolie
I'm gonna say that there is no chance that this will be the best entry in the series. Zero.
Woolie
They're behind it all, the underwater ethnics!
Matt
Thank you, Omikron. You've doomed this child.
Matt
You can get a pre-owned model ZT2000.
Pat
It only has a couple stains.
Matt
Matt will be playing the part of Kara, I will be playing Connor, and Woolie is... ah.. black guy.
Pat
It looks at you and goes, 'Oh, those are dirtbag LPers.', and swerves to hit you.
Pat about the future of smart cars
Which one's more subtle, the one with gigantic slappable asses or this?
Matt
If I beat up this android surely a hamburger will be inserted into my mouth.
Matt
It's just an FMV with buttons on it.
Woolie
Matt 'If he's old, put him in a chokehold' McMuscles?
Woolie
Yeah, yeah. I felt like a stronger man.
Matt
Matt 'If they're in a chair, push 'em down the stairs'.
Pat
It is the most human thing to look around at stuff and then to copy. Cliffy B has done it for the last couple years.
Matt
Did I miss 'Press X to Sadness'?
Woolie
Now you can actually see where your choices don't matter.
Pat
I'd watch an android strip show. They've probably got some fucked up shit.
Matt
“'Your privacy is important to us.', says your fleshlight.
Woolie
Whoa, hey, hello. Welcome to my fucking personal space.
Matt
Our morals go down but our money go up.
Matt
You're gonna sleep on this motel mattress full of stains and you're gonna like it.
Woolie
Oh no, I'm robot pregnant.
Pat
Super Bunnyhop defends Todd.
Woolie
Do you consider yourself dependent on technology?
Menu Lady
You're asking a bunch of Let's Players.
Pat
What about the robot cars? What about the robot toasters?
Woolie
Can I have sex with those?
Matt
I'm not sure if Wappy Dog has the exact same type of sophistication as Marcus here.
Matt
Nier Automata has robot bum fights.
Woolie
Is that where the robots hit their butts together?
Matt
They use our blood to get high. We will use their blood to get stronger.
Pat as an android
To not get high.
Matt
To get low?
Pat
Close your heart to Jesus, boy.
Woolie as Kratos
The knowledge of drugs saved your mind.
Pat
Is there anything drugs can't do?
Matt
Public opinion only goes down when you turn on the TV!
Matt
It's Schrödinger's public opinion!
Woolie
Neither of us can afford a taxi, Pat. If we see a car pull up, it's gotta be you.
Woolie
It went into the Red Room.
Pat
Where we just watch a bunch of Twin Peaks.
Matt
Isn't he divorced?
Matt
Yes. She left him for a Marilyn Monroe bot.
Pat
Ignore the news for better relations.
Woolie
That doesn't mean Canada is the land of the free for toasters.
Pat
The revolution will be televised.
Woolie
Or at least on those readable e-books.
Matt
Black lady in the garden wants a few words with you, vibrator.
Woolie
New android, who dis?
Matt
You think you're dad hit you, Jesus? Get ready for this.
Pat
Don't mind him. He's just a robo-racist.
Matt
I know what Roman Reigns' theme is. BOOOOOO! That's his theme.
Matt
Spray paint 'I have a dream' on the cops.
Matt
Yeah, on their insides.
Pat
These guys cost as much as an Xbox. If you're Xbox was gonna get a knife and stab you, you'd kill it too.
Pat
Are there dogs with hoses in their mouths on the way?
Woolie
Michigan was a mistake.
Woolie

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