| Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness
Dino Crisis
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| Game | Dino Crisis |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 31:06 |
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“This is too much survival horror.” — Pat
Dino Crisis is the thirteenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.
About[]
- “Man, learning that Dinosaurs had feathers was seriously the god damn worst.”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat must survive in a crisis involving time-travelling dinosaurs. Along the way, they obsess over sound effects, run away from raptors, get involved in deep subsystems, and ogle Regina's granny panty stealth suit.
Quotes[]
- “The T-Rexes are really sexually frustrated cause their tiny hands can't jerk it off.”
- — Pat
- “So are you saying that Bill Hudson should be in all the Jurassic Park movies?”
- — Pat
- “That is a box pushing animation if I've ever seen one.”
- — Matt
- “She's the coolest guy.”
- — Pat
- “My ass pain is dinosaur-like in its hugeness.”
- — Matt
- “Really? The first word out of your mouth isn't dinosaurs?”
- — Pat
- “This is too much survival horror.”
- — Pat
- “Dinosaurs don't want to lounge around. They want to hunt.”
- — Pat