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“Ooh, that Dogeyes!” — Pat

Dogeyes is a character from Sleeping Dogs. Matt and Pat hate him for how he crosses the line by making fun of Wei Shen's dead sister, and how she totally gave him fellatio for drug money. His name is often cursed to the heavens on the Two Best Friends Play show.

Description[edit | edit source]

Dogeyes runs the Jade Gang, and is part of the Sun On Yee Triad. He is an all-around asshole with a great "fuck you" name and a sarcastic, not-sincere-at-all voice, who often makes fun of Wei's dead sister, even knowing she's dead. Throughout the course of the Sleeping Dogs episode, the Best Friends disrupt his operations by extorting money, beating up his thugs, and talking shit to phone booths.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Man, what a douchebag.
— Pat
He looks like he's got the eyes of a sleeping dog.
— Matt
Man, fuck Dogeyes! God!
— Pat[src]
There should be a game where all enemies are just dog eyes.
— Matt[src]
Fuck you Dogeyes!
— Liam[src]
Dogshin? Oh fuck, is that like Dogeyes?
— Woolie[src]
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