| Salt Party
Dokapon Kingdom - Story Mode
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 Watch this Let's Play on YouTube | |
| Game | Dokapon Kingdom |
| Original Run | Apr 3, 2020 - May 24, 2020 |
| Controller | Competivive |
“Blood, salt and honor: words to live by.” — Minh
SALT PARTY: Dokapon Kingdom - Story Mode is a full Let's Play in which Woolie, Reggie and Minh by a popular demand return to the salt mines, where they once again engage in drive-by stealing, raise stonks like motherfuckers, pull their Devil Triggers and put blood money into the winner's pool.
About[]
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Quotes[]
- “You best feat what's about to come out of these POCKETS, n*gga!”
- — Woolie
- “Classic Reggie indeed, always thinking about feet!”
- — Woolie
- “You do that, I'm gonna squish a lemonade.”
- — Minh
- “When life gives you lemons, you do that, but if they give limes, you can't tell what color they are.”
- — Woolie
- “Fuck ni youkoso!”
- — Woolie
- “In life, you gotta be brave... sometimes you gotta be bitch-made.”
- — Woolie
- “Tactical backdowns to avoid the battle.”
- — Woolie
- “Ayo, princess, you wanna fuck on a bed on money?”
- — Woolie
- “That halfling beat you with flash steps!”
- — Woolie
- “Yo, Yuri Lowenthal up in there, coughing on your ass.”
- — Woolie
- “Minh just slit that dog's throat.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh, more fake money.”
- — Minh
- “Evillak is on his way, Reggie!”
- — Woolie
- “I bet you Cash is short for "Johnny Cash".”
- — Woolie
- “You were worth no experience, Woolie! You were worth no experience!”
- — Minh
- “The lack of utter conviction for this path disgusts me.”
- — Woolie after KICKS becoms a Darkling
- “Market Crash? MARKET CRASH?!”
- — Reggie
- “And the the final option: COVID-19!”
- — Woolie
- “This is devil games! This is Reggie playing devil games!”
- — Woolie
- “Man, you're the most Canadian devil, because you kept saying you're sorry.”
- — Minh
- “I'm not sure where to go, guys, 'cause I'm not really a magician.”
- — Reggie
- “How about to hell?”
- — Woolie
- “We are absolutely headed for what people are calling 'channel risking catastrophe', and this motherfucker is asking to incentify the situation?”
- — Woolie
- “You looking for a "WoolieVersus (FINAL)" video? Is that what you're looking for? You wanna see the word (FINAL) in brackets?”
- — Woolie
- “Blood and Salt! The Dokapool begins now!”
- — Woolie
- “Blood, salt and honor: words to live by.”
- — Minh
- “Damn... 3 Spinner, three times in the butt.”
- — Woolie
- “Your name is feared in the first patch of dirt just off the front lawn.”
- — Woolie
- “My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!”
- — Minh
- “Mitch Digger!”
- — Woolie
- “I'm sorry, what?!”
- — Reggie
- “And don't you forget it! Hard R!”
- — Woolie
- “Nice job, Mitch. Good digger.”
- — Woolie
- “You don't touch another man's cookies!”
- — Reggie
- “And blood is already salty.”
- — Reggie
- “As the sun rises and sets, the blood moon comes out.”
- — Woolie
- “Whatever happens, peace was never an option.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm smelling some bitch right now... I don't wanna talk shit, but...”
- — Reggie
- “Well, you are.”
- — Minh
- “Can't even defeat your Kage Bushin no Jutsu.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm in it to Minh it!”
- — Minh
- “He's got a family.”
- — Woolie
- “Not anymore.”
- — Minh
- “This man owns castles, and he's still robbing people on the street.”
- — Woolie
- “Who needs to liberate towns when you can just drugs?”
- — Woolie
- “Black Gift is now in session!”
- — Woolie
- “Yo, before the day is done, Minh might start saying the N-word, I'm just saying...”
- — Woolie
- “You know what? It's your council, that's right, I'm sorry, I'm not a black.”
- — Minh
- “Collude deez nujts, beeyotch!”
- — Woolie
- “I want the white controller back! You keep giving me the black controller!”
- — Minh
- “He doesn't like the black controller.”
- — Woolie
- “That's what happened.”
- — Minh
- “Wow, what is wrong with you? It's poerfectly fine.”
- — Reggie
- “It's heavier. I feel like it's heavy on my shoulder.”
- — Minh
- “You can't handle the black junk in your hand, it's too heavy.”
- — Reggie
- “I suppose so! I suppose so!”
- — Minh
- “Imagine if you went to Wal-Mart and if you wanted to buy something, you jsu RPS for it, like, if I win, I steal it.”
- — Woolie
- “"Khmer" means "black"? Seriously?”
- — Woolie
- “if the bitch wants to move, I'm on that ass, like white on rice.”
- — Woolie
- “It's like when they put the butter on the popcorn, but they put more butter than you wanted.”
- — Woolie
- “Just how you like it, Minh!”
- — Reggie
- “Just how he likes it!”
- — Woolie
- “Okay! You've just fuckin' crossed the fuckin' line! Don't fuckin' talk about the fuckin' popcorn! Motherfucker! Alright! I was calm all this time, but now shit! Fuck you!”
- — Minh
- “Hey! Woolie, do me a favor! Mute me! Mute me right now! I know, for real, mute me!”
- — Minh
- “Ditch Migger!”
- — Woolie
Total Assets[]
| POCKETS | 3495966G |
|---|---|
| >(^_^)=0 |
4511893G |
| KICKS | 2517563G |
Pools[]
| Blood Pool | $440 |
|---|---|
| Peace Pool | $525 |
Trivia[]
- Starting from part 9, the intro music is Dokapain Kingdom by Miles Elliot.