| Two Best Friends Play:
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
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| Game | Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 18 |
| Length | 14:42 |
| Upload Date | Feb 23, 2014 |
| Controller | Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam |
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“Doesn't that just mean eventually DK is going to be shooting potassium out his dick? Like raw potassium.” — Pat
“That's what the Konky Dong is!” — Liam
Two Friends Play Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze (Season Finale) is a Machinima episode in which the Best Friends return to their roots and play the newest Donkey Kong. They smack their shit around, blow it all over the ceiling, try to get their banana sponsorship, discuss Grant Kirkhope's legacy, and get put in a tropical freeze.
About[edit | edit source]
- “Here they come, banana slammas! Machinima's herrrooooessss!”
- — Video description
- “YOU GUYS BETTER EAT YOUR BANANAS OR YOU’RE ALL TAKING PAY CUTS!”
- — Website description
Intro[edit | edit source]
The opening animation has the Best Friends as Donkey Kong characters riding on and alongside Ramby, until they are shot with a fish by a penguin. Matt Kong and Woolie Kong land next to a crate with The Baz's face on it. The four of them then ride Zubaz into the penguin's ship and destroy it in a large mushroom cloud.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- “Hey, Pat. Remember when we used to play this all the time you and me?”
- — Matt
- “No, we played it the one time for the video like three and a half years ago.”
- — Pat
- “What the hell? I'm on top of Matt now.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, exactly. Just like the real life.”
- — Liam
- “This stage is literally being made as we play it!”
- — Pat
- “Play the game designed for babies, you idiots.”
- — Matt
- “Bananas are a luxury you can't afford.”
- — Woolie
- “If I do it too hard, it blows all over the ceiling. If I do it too weak, no one notices.”
- — Matt
- “What, a Konky Dong?”
- — Liam
- “You guys are getting worse.”
- — Woolie
- “Doesn't that just mean eventually DK is going to be shooting potassium out his dick? Like raw potassium.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, this was The Lion King. They shot it here.”
- — Liam
- “Heyo, Donkey Kong let's go let's go. Here he comes banana slamma, kongo bongo hero!”
- — Matt and Woolie singing the DKC TV intro
- “Oh shit! I brought you back to life! Fucking Evanescence over here!”
- — Matt
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