Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs:

Double Dragon Neon

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Game Double Dragon Neon
Episodes 3
Length 1:31:52
Original Run Sep 22, 2012 - Sep 28, 2012
Controller Matt and Woolie (Co-op)
“Just divekick everything.” — Woolie

Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs - Double Dragon NEON is a Matt & Woolie's Old School Playthroughs series in which Matt and Woolie team up, get hype and punch the endless minions of Skullmageddon all while slooshing over the hip '80s parody vibe.

Description[edit | edit source]

This playthrough sees the old school boys Matt and Woolie facing off against hordes of baddies as they discover secrets and toss tubular insults at each other. After a totally gnarly adventure, they defeat Skullmageddon with a well-timed double knee. In the end, they fight for Marian's affection. After a long and hard battle that leaves them both on the brink, they back off, and Woolie offers a high five. Matt reluctantly accepts, but this turns out to be a ruse, allowing Woolie to hurricane kick him. In the end, Woolie gets the girl, and Matt ends up with nothing.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

Hurry up Goob!
— Matt
This is some Gurren Laggan shit.
— Woolie
You can't tell a man there's a fairy he can get and not let him do it.
— Woolie
How much do you know about this fuckin' game?
— Woolie
Just bunch the bag, Woolie.
— Matt
Shades of Donkey Kong Country.
— Matt, after the missile platforming section
Just divekick everything.
— Woolie
C'mon buttpipe!
— Matt
God's plan was always to have gigantic mutated Little Shop of Horrors bosses with tyrannosaurus rex and great white shark buds.
— Matt
We're not just clowns; we don't just play so you can watch us die.
— Matt
Who was firing those missiles?
— Woolie
Destiny.
— Matt
Shut up Jizzmonger!
— Woolie
The way geishas were meant to be taken out: pistol whipped.
— Woolie
Double knee?
— Matt
Double knee.
— Matt
The final piece of the puzzle was Freddie Mercury.
— Woolie

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Before this playthrough, Matt and Woolie did a video called Double Dragon Neon is RADICAL!, which is a heavily edited playthrough of the game from beginning to end.
  • This is the first full Let's Play to be played cooperatively.
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