| Super Best Friends Watch
E3 2016 Press Conferences
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 Links to the videos can be found below | |
| Episodes | 6 |
| Combined Length | 12:19:39 |
| Original Run | June 12 - 14, 2016 (Live Stream)
August 23, 2016 (Archive upload) |
“Fall off the stage, fall off the stage. Oh, it's Carmack! Fall off the stage!” — Pat
Super Best Friends Watch E3 2016 Conferences is a six part Super Best Friends Watch and Super Best Friends Stream event in which different combinations of Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam, and special guest Paige watch and react to the announcements given during the multiple press conferences at the 2016 E3.
EA 2016 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Say hi, Woolie.”
- — Pat
- “Yo.”
- — Paige
- “I'm glad you could make it here, Woolie. We thought for a minute that you may not have been able to due to your skin transplant.”
- — Pat
- “Wow, I thought they were gonna bring out Sports-Man's skeleton but instead, they brought esports skeletons out.”
- — Pat
- “I wanna go to real football world!”
- — Pat
- “And what would you do there?”
- — Paige
- “I'd be a football!”
- — Pat
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Bethesda 2016 E3 Conference[]
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Quotes[]
- “That fake Woolie is skinny dipping with some people.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, Overwatch people.”
- — Pat
- “Better than doing your job.”
- — Matt
- “I was so right! Woolie, you're stupid! You're stupid, Woolie! I knew it was Berserk!”
- — Pat
- “It's true. I am stupid.”
- — Paige
- “Thanks, Wools. I'm sorry I yelled at you about the Berserk Musou thing but you were such a slimy shit about it on the podcast, I couldn't help it.”
- — Pat
- “It's okay. I'll take it out on your ass later.”
- — Paige
- “Talk about Berserk.”
- — Matt
- “Put the Elder Scrolls in my asshole.”
- — Pat
- “How many groups or factions are called the Dark Brotherhood? I can think of three.”
- — Matt
- “The Dark Brotherhood, the Dark Brotherhood, and the Dark Brotherhood.”
- — Pat
- “Play "Adam's Song"! Play the Vegeta music video!”
- — Matt
- “Did you see his soul leave his body when he said 'Blink 182'?”
- — Paige
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Microsoft 2016 E3 Conference[]
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Quotes[]
- “Wow, fuck me. Look at that shrinkage.”
- — Matt
- “Get out of here, Killer Instinct. Microsoft hates you.”
- — Matt
- “That's my favorite video game character is car.”
- — Liam
- “New features: bug fixes!”
- — Matt about The Division
- “More weapons! PVP not completely fucked!”
- — Liam
- “Passes compliance!”
- — Woolie
- “We're now announcing that we're going to find and kill Lizard Squad.”
- — Pat
- “We have a team of highly trained assassin's. They're going to kill these lizard people that are ruining our video games.”
- — Matt
- “And they're leader, Dick Cheney, the reptilian master.”
- — Pat
- “The Scale King himself.”
- — Woolie
- “We're adding war to Minecraft. We're calling it, Warcraft.”
- — Woolie
- “Fall off the stage, fall off the stage. Oh, it's Carmack! Fall off the stage!”
- — Pat
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PC Gaming Show + Ubisoft Conference[]
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Quotes[]
- “Show me the newest tech in Overwatch porn.”
- — Matt
- “I want a game to be called 'Dawn of the Space-Future'.”
- — Pat
- “Mountain Blade Your Friends.”
- — Matt
- “I didn't want to watch a micro documentary on how ESports work.”
- — Liam
- “I know how they work. Badly.”
- — Pat
- “The best way to answer someone's probing question is to ask your own question and then answer it.”
- — Matt
- “The mini-buy system of this big frighten is very bad.”
- — Pat
- “You're gonna need a Razor keyboard and mouse to play this, probably.”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, it's to simulate your AI failing.”
- — Pat
- “Prince of Pachi: The Slots of Time.”
- — Liam
- “You like those shit human proportions? I need to be fucking a bobble head.”
- — Matt
- “Hey, you guys wanna create some dank memes right here?”
- — Pat
- “Oh, he looks old as fuck now.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, that's what happens when time passes.”
- — Pat
- “Oh no, all the Just Dance dancers are blading!”
- — Pat
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Playstation 2016 E3 Conference[]
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Quotes[]
- “The curtain's gonna raise and it's gonna be a big effigy of Phil Spencer being crucified.”
- — Matt
- “By a scorpion.”
- — Pat
- “I thought he was gonna murder that child.”
- — Matt about Kratos
- “Is this Last of Us 4?”
- — Liam
- “The CEO of AMD is a woman, so AMD went evil and made all these robots and she became the goddess and these are all AMD products.”
- — Liam
- “Watch out for the ancient tribe, the Voodoo FX.”
- — Matt
- “Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Nooooope.”
- — Woolie about Detroit: Become Human
- “You guys are doing a full LP. They already announced it live onstage.”
- — Liam about Detroit: Become Human
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Nintendo 2016 E3 Conference[]
Trivia[]
- This marks Paige's first appearance in any Best Friends videos, though she has been heard in the background before, i.e. during the muffin/cupcake argument in Nier.