| Super Best Friends Watch
E3 2017 Press Conferences
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 Links to the videos can be found below | |
| Episodes | 4 |
| Combined Length | 06:06:57 |
| Original Run | June 11 - 13, 2017 (Live Stream)
June 15, 2017 (Archive upload) |
“Who works for their marketing department? Me?” — Matt
Super Best Friends Watch E3 2017 Conferences is a four part Super Best Friends Watch and Super Best Friends Stream event in which different combinations of Matt, Pat and Woolie watch and react to the announcements given during the multiple press conferences at the 2017 E3.
Microsoft 2017 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Is that your guess? You're guessing big, big Scorpios?”
- — Woolie
- “It could be Assassin's Creed.”
- — Matt
- “That was our camels. That was a spaceship.”
- — Woolie
- “It could still be Assassin's Creed.”
- — Matt
- “Do you have an insatiable desire to fuck the car?”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I don't.”
- — Matt
- “Small x, large X, BoneX.”
- — Woolie
- “Who works for their marketing department? Me?”
- — Matt
- “You tell me you've brought broad and diverse games to Xbox and you've shown sports, cars, shooting, and survival.”
- — Pat
- “Slop it up in your big, pig mouth you epic-craving fuckwit.”
- — Matt
Gallery[]
Ubisoft 2017 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Did you see Peach move there? That is more animation than Peach has ever had, when she recoiled in disgust.”
- — Matt
- “Eat your own balls, ya bastard.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie, I didn't say you were wrong, I said you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.”
- — Pat
- “Only Woolie would not watch the thing he's been waiting for for years for momentary spite.”
- — Pat
- “Turn the thing off.”
- — Pat
- “Turn the thing off?”
- — Woolie
- “And take your pants off.”
- — Pat
Gallery[]
Sony 2017 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Sitar Hero.”
- — Woolie
- “Cut to you saying, 'Business man!' every E3.”
- — Matt
- “Baseball fans and Persona fans. I got both of you.”
- — Woolie
- “Finally together.”
- — Matt
- “What I want is for him to reach the singularity and actually climb in his own ass.”
- — Pat about David Cage
- “You must empathize a lot with these androids now.”
- — Pat
- “Especially the black ones.”
- — Woolie
- “No, that's different. Those are defective. They came out wrong.”
- — Pat
- “It's the helicopter in the web.”
- — Pat
- “Without the Twin Towers this time.”
- — Woolie
- “Mr. Li?”
- — Spider-Man
- “Did I kill you? Man, you're neck's as fragile as Gwen Stacey's.”
- — Matt as Spider-Man
