| Super Best Friends Watch
E3 2017 Press Conferences
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 Links to the videos can be found below | |
| Episodes | 5 |
| Combined Length | 06:14:46 |
| Original Run | June 10 - 12, 2018 (Live Stream)
June 10 - 13 (Archive upload) |
“Y'know what's great? Living in a world with no smallpox.” — Pat
Super Best Friends Watch E3 2017 Conferences is a four part Super Best Friends Watch and Super Best Friends Stream event in which different combinations of Matt, Pat and Woolie watch and react to the announcements given during the multiple press conferences at the 2018 E3.
Microsoft 2018 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Can you guys see me still?”
- — Pat
- “I'm not really focusing on you when they're showing games.”
- — Matt
- “I wanna point out, before anyone has the audacity to get excited over anything we see here today, a few years ago there was a E3 in which they showed off Scalebound, Phantom Dust, Crackdown, and Fable Legends, none of which are out and three of which are cancelled.”
- — Pat
- “It's Kingdom Hearts Uncancelled 523.”
- — Matt
- “I thought she was Nartuo running across the ice.”
- — Pat about Elsa
- “The only way to make this exciting for me, maybe for you, is if the car stops and it opens up and mutants from Street Fighter come out.”
- — Matt to Woolie
- “Or the Battletoads.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god! Why am I here?”
- — Pat
- “What's this weird, realistic looking Fortnite knockoff.”
- — Pat
- “I haven't heard one person tell the others they're going to fuck their mom. This is very unrealistic.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not a kid, I'm thirty-five!”
- — Pat
- “I wish it would have been Devil May Cry Funko. Devil May POP.”
- — Matt
- “Cliffy B is spinning in the grave he can't afford to have.”
- — Matt
- “You better make good on our investment or we'll Scalebound the fuck out of you.”
- — Matt
Gallery[]
Square Enix 2018 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “So Laura's just the Predator with big tits now? Is that where we're at?”
- — Pat
- “There's not as big as they used to be.”
- — Woolie
- “Is that what it means to become the Tomb Raider? At the end she'll have enough gold to get the implants?”
- — Pat
- “It's so sad Dave Lang is no longer with us except in ghost form.”
- — Pat
- “Is this an add for XIV voiced by Keith David? Yes, it is. Why?”
- — Pat
- “Who cares unless they add Keith David.”
- — Matt
- “No, Dragon Quest.”
- — Pat
- “Warrior to me.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't do this.”
- — Pat
- “It's the game I played on the NES.”
- — Woolie
- “You're an asshole.”
- — Pat
- “Remember when God showed up and killed us all?”
- — Pat
- “We has it coming.”
- — Matt
- “So this is just the fucking the P-Star corner of the conference, I suppose.”
- — Woolie
Gallery[]
Ubisoft 2018 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “Why is that creepy panda doing a creepy sex dance?”
- — Pat
- “Bring back High School Matt, dammit.”
- — Woolie
- “You do not... you do not want him back. It's the same shit. I like the same fucking comic books and video games.”
- — Matt
- “Zoom in on the taco.”
- — Woolie
- “Y'know what's great? Living in a world with no smallpox. That's pretty radical. I'm a big fan.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah. Yeah. Vaccinate your fucking kids.”
- — Woolie
- “My name's Reggie. I'm about kicking ass and crushing puss, and we're about making games.”
- — Woolie as Reggie Fils-Aimé
- “You only sunk my ship because you're a black.”
- — Woolie as a child online
Gallery[]
Sony 2018 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “James, you've done a lot of things, your legacy ends here. It's all downhill.”
- — Woolie about James Smalls' influence in Metal Wolf Chaos being remade
- “This is like where a cult takes place.”
- — Matt
- “This feels weird like, Sony's gonna pass out a special Kool-Aid drink. 'Now all of you drink at once.'.”
- — Matt
- “This looks like Past Cure.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, it does. Don't fucking remind me.”
- — Matt
- “By the way, Woolie, every single character you've seen with a black cloak on, died at some point. Every. Single. One, was dead at some point. Some of them died multiple times.”
- — Pat about Organization XIII
- “And they're super bad guys, right?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, except for the ones that are nice. Which is random.”
- — Pat
Gallery[]
Nintendo 2018 E3 Conference[]
Watch this video on YouTube.
Quotes[]
- “I applaud your independence to think so stupidly.”
- — Matt
- “They just had sex, they're done. Now they're...”
- — Woolie
- “They're winding down?”
- — Matt
- “They're winding down with some Switch.”
- — Woolie