| Two Best Friends Play:
Earth Defense Force 2025
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| Game | Earth Defense Force 2025 |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 17 |
| Length | 16:17 |
| Upload Date | Feb 23, 2014 |
| Controller | Matt & Pat |
| Previous | Lightning Returns |
| Next | Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze |
“You couldn’t even kill a 100 foot tall scorpion with a pistol.” — Pat
“How could you possibly please your wife in bed?” — Matt
WHO NEEDS TITANFALL? Earth Defense Force 2025 - Two Best Friends Play is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat terrorize innocent civilians, kill robots that steal job women, throw fart gas grenades, and kiss fellow wing divers to death.
About[]
- “EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF!!!”
- — Video description
- “We talk about Peter Parker’s creepy sex life while destroying giant bugs. Just another Tuesday!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
This episode does not include an intro animated by 2Snacks. A title card appears in its place.
Quotes[]
- “We had the option this week of playing the Titanfall Beta, but we're playing EDF! LOOK WHICH ONE WE PICKED!!!”
- — Matt
- “I wish I was a goddess of victory.”
- — Pat
- “You couldn’t even kill a 100 foot tall scorpion with a pistol.”
- — Pat
- “How could you possibly please your wife in bed?”
- — Matt
- “EDF! EDF! EDF!”
- — Matt
- “Now it’s set for babies... for me.”
- — Pat
- “Somebody doesn't want their dick shot open.”
- — Pat
- “Everything fucks.”
- — Pat
- “Plants just kind of jizz all over the floor and then other plants roll in it by accident.”
- — Pat
- “I'm not intricately familiar with the canon of Home Alone.”
- — Pat
- “It's trying to mate with you to create a hybrid race!”
- — Matt
- “Use the Limp Bizkit gun!”
- — Matt
- “Please report to the scene, sexy Starcreams.”
- — Matt
- “Fighting off these bugs is as easy as child birth.”
- — Matt
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