| Two Best Friends Play:
Eternal Darkness
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| Game | Eternal Darkness |
| Episodes | 28 |
| Combined Length | 12:52:03 |
| Original Run | Oct 31, 2012 - Jan 27, 2013 |
| Controller | Pat |
“Mantorok, what do you think about the economy?” — Pat
“GWAHAHBAHAHABHAHHHAH” — Mantorok (voiced by Pat)
Two Best Friends: Eternal Darkness is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat go through the ages fighting off the darkness, dueling hideous Gods and dealing with the big dick Big Boss Pious and his boss Ulyaoth. Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon.
About[]
- “Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon.”
- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Eternal Darkness Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “We don't have not played it much! I have doubler not played it.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, I'm gonna pick up and use this token of ecclectic junk!”
- — Pat
- “Effluvial grime!”
- — Pat
- “I don't know her name. Let's just call her Mei Ling.”
- — Pat, in regards to Ellia
- “Man, Rhode Island is so evil!”
- — Pat
- “I'm going to enchant my sword with the power of insanity!”
- — Pat
- “My insanity sword beats your shit, bitch!”
- — Matt
- “Satellites beat magic. Suck it Elder Gods!”
- — Pat
- “Insanity shotgun was super effective.”
- — Matt
- “I would love to be showered with benevolence, at least once.”
- — Matt
- “What a church!”
- — Matt
- “Fuckin' Da Vinci Code shit goin' on over here.”
- — Woolie
- “So you can't hear it Woolie, but right now, that's Colonel Campbell talking to Big Boss.”
- — Matt, referring to Paul Luther and Pious Augustus, respectively
- “You see, it was different before, and then it changed, and to the new thing that it changed, and now it never changes.”
- — Pat
- “Bone Thief? More like about-to-get-owned thief!”
- — Pat
- “The Internet has both given me my new life and ruined my old one.”
- — Pat
- “Girls. Love. Lovecraft.”
- — Matt
- “Matt & Pat's patience swings like the pendulum of a clock long broken.”
- — Matt
- “Obama likes The Wire; he's fine.”
- — Matt
- “You should throw the ax.”
- — Matt
- “Walk on your tiny fireman feet.”
- — Matt
- “I can shove so many pargons in here.”
- — Pat
- “Now, I'm thinkin', should I just blow it up? Or... or should I blow it up with this insanity bomb?”
- — Pat
- “I've always wanted a huge package.”
- — Matt
- “Ulyaoth, use water splash!”
- — Matt
- “Pious, I'm gonna beat your ass! It's gonna be so satisfying!”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The first part of this playthrough also doubled as the final submission of October 2012's Shitstorm of Scariness as it was uploaded on the final day of October 2012, Halloween.
- Woolie makes a sudden cameo in part fourteen of the playthrough at the 18:48 mark.
Gallery[]
Text from part fourteen of the playthrough
Text from part fourteen of the playthrough