| Two Best Friends Play:
Fighter Within
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| Game | Fighter Within |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 7 |
| Length | 14:03 |
| Upload Date | December 15, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt, Competitive |
| Previous | Super Mario 3D World |
| Next | Ryse: Son of Rome |
“So Woolie did arcade mode when he was here. He did one fight and he was exhausted.” — Matt
“That's why he's in the hospital.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Fighter Within is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat block Zach so he doesn't fuck up the Kinect, dick punch continuously, punch the babies out of women, and do DBZ power ups.
About[]
- “Oh man, the Kinect is the most precise way to control a video game ever.”
- — Video description
- “Oh, Kinect.”
- — Website description
Intro[]
Pat shows up at Matt's apartment with a copy of Fighter Within. Matt puts it in the Xbox. Five minutes later, Matt takes out the game and throws it on the ground. He and Pat then stomp on it until it breaks.
Quotes[]
- “This game is scanning my dick and they're going to send it to viral marketers.”
- — Pat
- “All the benefits of next-gen. Slow loading and motion controls.”
- — Pat
- “I need you to learn how to fuck off the edge of my dick.”
- — Matt, as James Small
- “You're basically fighting a giant Scotsman made out of fart gas.”
- — Pat
- “I gotta Cross Tekken this?”
- — Matt
- “Slam you, you bitch!”
- — Pat
- “Kinect is poop on dog sticks!”
- — Pat
- “My lady dick!”
- — Pat
- “You're way better at Kinect than I thought.”
- — Matt
- “You know what's really great about fighting games? Knowing what character you picked.”
- — Pat
- “Xbox, go die.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The game shown at the end of the episode is Killer Instinct, another fighting game for the Xbox One.
- The episode opens with a Machinima preroll clip in which someone uses a Kinect to navigate their Xbox to Machinima to watch the episode. This is followed by the intro in which Matt and Pat stomp the Kinect and the game into pieces.
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