| Best Friends Play
Dark Souls 2
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| Game | Dark Souls 2 |
| Episodes | 57 (Main game); 26 (DLC);
83 (Total) |
| Combined Length | 27:03:52 (Main game); 11:51:15 (DLC);
38:59:07 (Total) |
| Original Run | Jul 10, 2014 - Dec 24, 2014 |
| Controller | Woolie |
For the original one-off episodes, see Dark Souls 2.
“You know what I mean?” — Pat
Best Friends Play Dark Souls 2 is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Woolie journey into the dark and dangerous land of Drangleic as the descendant of Woolie's original character, Woolsworth II with a nitpicky Navi guiding him. With the help of Pat's supreme knowledge of being a badass at the Dark Souls games, can Woolie survive with a non-sorcerer class, or will his death count reach higher than the heavens themselves?
Total On-Screen Deaths: 178
About[]
- “The adventures of Woolsworth continue! Woolie and Pat are back for more of that sweet, sweet agony. Won't you join us?”
- — Website playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Dark Souls 2 (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “So by the way, people watching this at home, we are playing this online. So there is a likelihood that you will run into us. Please don't fuck with us.”
- — Pat
- “I don't wanna be a little ginger, you be a little ginger. Oh wait.”
- — Woolie
- “Fine! Let's see how balls you've have.”
- — Pat
- “See, these skills will help you learner gooder.”
- — Pat
- “I feel like I have balls Pat. I'm sorry.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm not gonna reach down and check.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, your balls were too huge. You tripped over them.”
- — Pat
- “What's the word of the day, Pat?”
- — Woolie
- “Balls.”
- — Pat
- “By the time you have time to think about it, it's too late.”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna try to not get too deep into stat porn.”
- — Pat
- “You are gonna be really easily able to tell which episodes are the starts of recording.”
- — Pat
- “Black fire bomb. It's like a fire bomb, but better. Draw your conclusions from there.”
- — Pat
- “You can't sneak around, you're a turtle knight. You're a fat, huge, loud asshole!”
- — Woolie
- “She's a pricey maiden. She likes to be wined and dined.”
- — Woolie
- “That would have been really embarrassing. Like, mid explanation of how bitch the skeleton is, I eat it.”
- — Woolie
- “And he's like, 'Yo, ask me anytime you wanna shoot a lightning bolt.'. I'd be like, fuck yeah Jesus, I'm down.”
- — Woolie
- “The next time you dodge his big attack... (Woolie dies) ...which will be never.”
- — Pat
- “Would you say it's coming back?”
- — Pat
- “I'd say it's coming back. It's coming back.”
- — Woolie
- “Which is weird 'cause you never really had it.”
- — Pat
- “Ah dude, you got this in the bag. That's me jinxing it.”
- — Pat
- “And now you are oiled... (Woolie falls into a pit) ...and now you are dead!”
- — Pat
- “I feel like you were too big for your britches before, and now your britches fell down and everyone's looking at your butt.”
- — Pat
- “You blocking almost snapped my controller in half!”
- — Pat
- “I don't know how people have the balls to stream the Souls series. Because not only are you performing it like we are now, in a situation where you can feel the eyes on you, but you can also just look over in the chat and see people shit talk you in real time.”
- — Pat
- “I want my good roll and I wanna look like a cool guy.”
- — Woolie
- “Cool guys don't have green dreads.”
- — Pat
- “Get good at door.”
- — Woolie
- “When they rage out like that, they're just like, 'Fuck it. Fuck the stupid light, fuck your stupid human face...'”
- — Woolie
- “I want my jacked up zombie face. That's what gets me going.”
- — Pat
- “No don't think, feel.”
- — Pat
- “Thank you Chie/Bruce Lee.”
- — Woolie
- “You know what I mean?”
- — Pat
- “I'd be bored as shit if you knew what you were doing!”
- — Pat
- “You can't even imagine how salt this mother-fucker looks right now!”
- — Pat
- “You are succeeding in spite of my help.”
- — Pat
- “Now when you get to the end of this, you will have too much confidence, and it will get you murdered.”
- — Pat
- “It's not an MMO but it has the MMO effect of, look at this hype shit, other people have! Don't you want it?”
- — Woolie
- “I really hope we're killing people that know the show”
- — Pat
- “Do you remember how to get there?”
- — Pat
- “Hold on... hold on... no.”
- — Woolie
- “It's my job to know about sticky white stuff. Thank you. I put a lot of time into it.”
- — Pat
- “We confirmed at Con Bravo that girls are watching.”
- — Pat
- “You can tell Woolie to stop trying to face fuck every enemy in the game. Circle strafing solves most problems.”
- — Pat, quoting Plague of Gripes
- “It means more than what it means.”
- — Woolie
- “Hey viewer, don't turn this video off. Woolie will do a good job, I promise. I promise. And if he fails, you would enjoy that too.”
- — Pat
- “It's because I'm using your bad character, that I told you how to mak... Ah, I didn't think that through.”
- — Pat
- “Kurt Cobain found us no problem, and he's been dead for years.”
- — Pat
- “Shame on me for assuming you were being a good person.”
- — Woolie
- “This is really stupid. This is the stupidest fight I've ever seen.”
- — Pat
- “There's always something in something.”
- — Pat
- “Are you saying clowns aren't people? 'Cause they aren't.”
- — Pat
- “This moment right here, when it first happened, my fantasy boner was diamond status.”
- — Woolie
- “You're really tense. Let's go get some Dark Souls hookers after this.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, everybody. You hear that dick noise? That's me!”
- — Pat
- “Usually my baby sense is tingling.”
- — Pat
- “I'm trying to not be a baby today. I'm trying to be a toddler.”
- — Woolie
- “What if it wasn't a wink and a nod? What if they were just tugging your balls?”
- — Woolie
- “You seem to have gained confidence that clearly don't deserve.”
- — Pat
- “Wheelchair tech isn't advanced! Wheel plus chair!”
- — Pat
- “I'm assuming experiments, 'cause their creepy bird torsos are creepy, but they got that ass.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm gonna regard Dark Souls 2's plot as official fan-fiction, 'cause that's what it reads like.”
- — Pat
- “That's excellent to the point that I'll say that's sex-cellent!”
- — Pat
- “Spider-Door, Spider-Door. Does whatever a Spider-Door.”
- — Woolie
- “Because it is great to throw garbage onto the floor of the Earth, because fuck the Earth.”
- — Pat
- “I want to believe that Heineken and Dark Souls exist in a simultaneous universe.”
- — Pat
- “So she sell shards... by the seashore.”
- — Pat
- “What happens if you have to survive one day?”
- — Woolie
- “Then I'll die!”
- — Pat
- “We gotta swap. I wanna know if your fluids are good.”
- — Woolie
- “Wouldn't it be awesome if you went to a fantasy setting and everyone spoke with a Ninja Turtles level Brooklyn accent.”
- — Pat
- “If I had a fan base, they'd kill me.”
- — Pat
- “Eggs are more important than Rocky Horror! This is the real argument to have!”
- — Pat
- “Till it's coming out of your face and your pores. You'll be shitting and pissing dark.”
- — Woolie
- “Anytime someone starts to fuck up, I call them Matt.”
- — Pat
- “Everything I say, just mentally add the phrase 'To my knowledge', to the end of that. 'Cause I'm probably wrong.”
- — Pat
- “No, I'm telling you to shut up because you're stupid, not for any good reason.”
- — Pat
- “You remember Nito from Dark Souls one? He made a bunch of MILFS.”
- — Pat
- “Worship death or worship taxes. You pick.”
- — Woolie
- “Petrified Dragon Boning. Sublime Boner Dust.”
- — Woolie
- “Ruh roh. Somebody's mom's calling them.”
- — Pat, after hearing Woolie's phone
- “I have to save Drangleic, Mom.”
- — Woolie
- “Imagine we open up this door, 'It's fucking Navlan!'.”
- — Woolie
- “I like big chains and I cannot lie.”
- — Woolie
- “Arrows up the bum-bum. That's what I'm expecting.”
- — Woolie
- “There it is. There's the ass fire we all wanted.”
- — Pat
- “Don't die in the middle of the playthrough, Pat. Don't die in the middle of the playthrough!”
- — Woolie
- “It's happening. Ah, I knew it would end like this!”
- — Pat, while choking on Redbull
- “If you hear any ambient noise, it's because we're playing this out on the street today.”
- — Pat
- “If you need to pound nails through your dick to get through this video, then I have a hammer in my closet.”
- — Pat
- “I don't know what that is. Is this hip-hop?”
- — Pat
- “This is the black people. You know what they do. Playing all the rap musics, shooting up all the jobs.”
- — Woolie
- “Do me, white guy, do white power as a white guy, pretending to be a black guy pretending to be a white guy. That's too meta.”
- — Pat
- “Let's try and get our bearings, shall we?”
- — Woolie
- “No, just immediately go and fight the challenge area.”
- — Pat
- “It's like watching a baby who's legs were cut off and given cyborg legs. That was probably the worst analogy I have ever used.”
- — Pat
- “Oh wow, I'm garbage.”
- — Woolie
- “There was that dark moment a while ago where you were like, "I'm gonna cancel this fucking Let's Play."”
- — Pat
- “You're doing way better than I was. Way better. That's because I'm such a good coach.”
- — Pat
- “This is my own house so I can just shit anywhere I want. Including on this couch, rigght next to you.”
- — Pat
- “I like how you watched your stamina and then threw it in the garbage.”
- — Pat
- “Sonic, what the hell are you doing? Get back in your game Sonic Boom.”
- — Woolie
- “I hit multiple girls.”
- — Woolie
- “Don't hit multiple girls.”
- — Pat
- “Ewww, that dead body is covered in poopy... and it fell out of a window.”
- — Pat
- “I look like such a weird asshole!”
- — Woolie
- “I know, and then you put a weird costume on yourself in the game.”
- — Pat
Those Who Summoned Woolsworth II[]
| HI | Part four | World master killed fighting the Pursuer |
|---|---|---|
| SAY | Part four | Assisted in killing The Last Giant; aided by second phantom, Radgar |
| Evs | Part ten | World master dies by falling off the side of the Dragon Rider's stage |
| Greatsword | Part ten | Assisted in killing Old Dragonslayer; aided by second phantom, pantsface |
Those Summoned By Woolsworth II[]
| Slither | Part four | Died attempting to help defeat the Pursuer |
|---|---|---|
| Saber Lily | Part five | Assisted in killing The Last Giant |
| Mild Mannered Pate (NPC) | Part five | Assisted in killing The Last Giant |
| Parry | Part seven | Summoned to help fight The Pursuer |
| Infraggable | Part seven | Killed Woolsworth II during Pursuer fight |
| S**yuka | Part seven | Killed by Mike during fight with Pursuer |
| Mike | Part seven | Killed S**yuka and Pursuer with ballista |
| Lucatiel of Mirrah (NPC) | Part thirteen | Assisted in killing Flexile Sentry |
| Filosofem | Part sixteen | Killed during fight with the Ruin Sentinels |
| Pilgrim Bellclaire (NPC) | Part sixteen | Dismissed after Woolsworth II dies during fight with the Ruin Sentinels |
| Jester Thomas (NPC) | Part twenty-seven | Assisted in killing Mytha, The Baneful Queen |
| Ike | Part twenty-seven | Assisted in killing Mytha, The Baneful Queen |
| Manscorpian Tark (NPC) | Part thirty-three | Assisted in killing Scorpioness Najka |
| Seth | Part thirty-six | Summoned by Rat King Covenant; Vanquished by Woolsworth II |
| Felicia the Brave (NPC) | Part forty-three | Dismissed after Woolsworth II dies |
| Grave Warden Agdayne (NPC) | Part forty-seven | Killed during fight with Velstadt the Royal Aegis |
| Benhart of Jugo (NPC) | Part forty-nine | Assisted in killing Throne Watcher and Throne Defender |
| Head of Vengarl (NPC) | Part forty-nine | Assisted in killing Throne Watcher and Throne Defender |
| Benhart of Jugo (NPC) | Part fifty-seven | Killed during the fight with Nashandra |
| Head of Vengarl (NPC) | Part fifty-seven | First summon: Killed during the fight with Nashandra
Second summon: Assisted in killing Nashandra |
| Loki | Part fifty-seven | Assisted in killing Nashandra |
| Plague, the Woolie Hunter | Off camera | Gifted Woolsworth II with the Mad Warrior Set |
Those Who Invaded the World of Woolsworth II[]
| Kurt Cobain | Part eighteen | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Belfry Luna |
|---|---|---|
| Lemon | Part eighteen | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Belfry Luna |
| Vorgel the Sinner (NPC) | Part nineteen | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Belfry Luna
Second Invasion: Woolsworth II killed by dogs before Vorgel arrives Third Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II by impalement Fourth Invasion: Woolsworth II killed by dogs while getting Bastille Key |
| Jason Reddski | Part twenty-one | Slew Woolsworth II in Huntsman's Copse |
| Merciless Roenna (NPC) | Part twenty-one | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Huntsman's Copse |
| Ezio | Part twenty-four | Slew Woolsworth II in Heide's Tower of Flame |
| Durzo | Part twenty-nine | Slew Woolsworth II with assistance of Peeces and lag in Belfry Sol |
| Peeces | Part twenty-nine | Slew Woolsworth II with assistance of Durzo and lag in Belfry Sol |
| Hisa | Part twenty-nine | Returned to their world after Woolsworth II crossed a fog door |
| Nameless Usurper (NPC) | Part forty | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Drangleic Castle. |
| Peculiar Kindular (NPC) | Part forty-four | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Shrine of Amana |
| Cuaroc | Part forty-four | Slew Woolsworth II in Shrine of Amana |
| Nameless Usurper (NPC) | Part forty-seven | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Undead Crypt |
|
Aslatiel of Mirrah (NPC) |
Part forty-nine | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Aldia's Keep |
| Royal Sorcerer Navlaan (NPC) | Part fifty-one | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Aldia's Keep
Second Invasion: Returned to their world after Woolsworth II crossed a fog door |
| Plague, the Woolie Hunter | Part fifty-two | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Dragon Aerie |
| Royal Sorcerer Navlaan (NPC) | Part fifty-two | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Dragon Aerie |
| Dragonfang Villard (NPC) | Part fifty-three | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Dragon Shrine |
| Royal Sorcerer Navlaan (NPC) | Part fifty-four | Returned to their world after Woolsworth II went into a different zone |
| Royal Sorcerer Navlaan (NPC) | Part fifty-five | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Forest of the Fallen Giants
Second Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Forest of the Fallen Giants Third Encounter: Woolsworth II commited suicide in order to avoid the battle in Forest of the Fallen Giants |
| Royal Sorcerer Navlaan (NPC) | Part fifty-six | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Drangleic Castle |
| Maldron the Assassin (NPC) | Part sixty | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Brume Tower
Second Invasion: Fell to his death in Brume Tower |
| Quicksword Rachel (NPC) | Part sixty-two | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Brume Tower
Second Invasion: Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Brume Tower |
| Prowlers (Five NPCs) | Part sixty-four | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II with three Prowlers remaining in Brume Tower
Second Invasion: Remaining Prowlers vanquished by Woolsworth II in Brume Tower |
| Jester Thomas (NPC) | Part seventy-one | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Dragon's Sanctum |
| Rockshield Baldyr | Part seventy-two | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Shulva, Sanctum City |
| Holy Knight Aurheim (NPC) | Part seventy-six | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce |
| Jomono | Part seventy-seven/seventy-eight | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce |
| Hexer Nicholai (NPC) | Part seventy-eight | Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce |
| Maldron the Assassin (NPC; disguised as White Phantom) | Part seventy-eight | First Invasion: Woolsworth II killed by Ice Rats while pursuing Maldron
Second Invasion: Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce |
| Castaway Witch Donna (NPC) | Part eighty | First Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce
Second Invasion: Slew Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce Third Invasion: Vanquished by Woolsworth II in Frozen Eleum Loyce |
| Lone | Part eighty-two | Slew Woolsworth II in the Undead Crypt |
Those Worlds that were Invaded by Woolsworth II[]
| Hai | Part twenty | Slain off-screen by another gray spirit, Jiron, in Belfry Luna |
|---|---|---|
| GType | Part twenty | Slain with assistance of second gray spirit, AyumiShinozaki, in Belfry Luna |
| Bellum | Part twenty-nine | Slain with assistance of second gray spirit, Cu***ber, in Belfry Sol |
| Licia of Lindelt (NPC) | Part forty-eight | Slain by Woolsworth II in Majula |
Trivia[]
- The title card art is a combination of two pictures done by Alebeard.
- The music played during the intro and outro is the theme heard while in the town of Majula in Dark Souls 2. It's listed as "Majula" on the Dark Souls 2 OST.
- Plague of Gripes' side of the duel, and him giving Woolie the Mad Warrior armor, can be seen in this video.
- The main game was played in parts one through fifty-seven, Crown of the Old Iron King DLC was in parts fifty-eight through sixty-seven and eighty-three, Crown of the Sunken King DLC was in parts sixty-seven through seventy-four, and the Crown of the Ivory King DLC was in parts seventy-five through eighty-two.
- In part twenty-three, due to patches nerfing miracles, Woolie re-allocates points in order to wield the Greatsword and go down the path of a STR build.
Gallery[]
Vorgel the Sinner impaling Woolsworth II in part nineteen (Animated)
Durzo stabbing Woolsworth II with lag
Woolsworth II end game stats