| Two Best Friends Play
Saints Row IV
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| Game | Saints Row IV |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 1 |
| Length | 13:47 |
| Upload Date | Aug 4, 2013, Aug 11, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | WWE '13 |
| Next | Grand Theft Auto V |
“Can I try it?” — Pat
“No, it's my game!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play - Saints Row IV!! is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat unlock the adoration and presidency of AMERICA, try to decide on whether to cure cancer or nuke the hungry countries, chase down a big Johnny Gat head, blow up furries, and unsuccessfully try to romance Keith David as Woolie.
About[]
- “Matt and Pat take on the presidential duties of Saint’s Row IV!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
Quotes[]
- “Yeah, Volition! Make a new Punisher for fuck sake!”
- — Matt
- “I think British Yuri Lowenthal is the worst Yuri Lowenthal.”
- — Pat
- “You love it! I'm Bill Clintoning it up in this bitch!”
- — Matt (as he puts his crotch in some guy's face)
- “She's Spock's cousin!”
- — Pat
- “You know those kids were asking for it the way they were gorilla walking down to the Oval Office.”
- — Pat
- “That's a Street Shark villain!”
- — Matt
- “Aw, man. I just want to make love to a giant woman, you know?”
- — Matt
- “I'm sorry I ran you over with my car sex is the most passionate love throughout the ages.”
- — Matt
- “I had the great painters of the world work on my dick and butthole.”
- — Matt
- “The one thing they brought into space was that stupid shark with the gold teeth and the pimp hat.”
- — Pat
- “I can't stop staring at your spider titties.”
- — Pat
- “No cousin is going to tear his Hulk Doll into pieces.”
- — Pat
- “He'll tear them into pieces.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- This video marks the return of 2Snacks as the animator for the Machinima episodes.
- This video was originally taken down for unspecified reasons before being re-uploaded.
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