| Two Best Friends Play:
Sleeping Dogs
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| Game | Sleeping Dogs |
| Season | 5 |
| Episode | 7 |
| Length | 12:38 |
| Upload Date | Aug 19, 2012 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | NES SNES and Genesis! |
| Next | The Amazing Spider-Man |
“Let's see if they can figure out the ancient Chinese art of running in circles.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Sleeping Dogs is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat control Wei Shen, the undercover cop who in between busting Triads gets some cock fighting, Emma Stone perving and patio crotch washing done. This episode is enriched with many puns, usually occurring after gruesome fighting moves.
About[]
- “FUCK YOU, BUS! STOP BLOCKING ME FROM SCORING WITH EMMA STONE!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro cartoon starts with two adorable pups napping inside a basket, which Matt and Pat happen upon. After looking at the sleeping dogs long enough the two are overcome with their cuteness and burst into tears.
Quotes[]
- “That's too much, Wei! That's WEI too much!”
- — Pat
- “I had to fight Robocop on the streets. It was sick.”
- — Pat
- “Kicking guys when they're down just like John Wayne would've done!”
- — Matt
- “Ooooh, that Dogeyes!”
- — Pat
- “Vegetables? Leeks? Man, fuck this.”
- — Matt
- “Dude, you just drank sixty dollars worth of energy drinks.”
- — Pat
- “Mummy Lobster 2012.”
- — Matt
- “You love it. You love it when the juice of the pork bun goes all over your face.”
- — Matt in a bad Chinese accent
- “You love shoving pork bun down your throat, you skank!”
- — Pat in a bad Chinese accent
- “Hey, kids, remember: wear a seatbelt and after every car crash, text the authorities if you're OK.”
- — Pat
- “[Shoves a man into a phonebooth] Oh! I'm gonna call long distance, bitch!”
- — Matt
- “Ice cream gives you health regeneration, obviously.”
- — Pat
- “[Throws a man face first into a fan] I guess he wasn't a FAN of my fighting style!”
- — Matt
- “That fish knows what's up.”
- — Pat
- “I won! I won all of the cocks!”
- — Matt
- “My cock, is the supreme!”
- — Pat
Gallery[]
"Hey phonebooth, no workin' for Dogeyes."
"Ok look, I can make Emma Stone hump me from behind."
"Fuck you Bus!"