| Best Friends Play
Splatterhouse
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | Splatterhouse (2010), Splatterhouse (1988), Splatterhouse 2, Splatterhouse 3 |
| Length | 51:04 |
| Controller | Matt, Liam |
| Upload Date | Nov 3, 2014 |
“You play as Murder Man instead of Dracul.” — Liam
Best Friends Play Splatterhouse is a one-off episode in which Matt, Woolie and Liam play Splatterhouse games, starting with a remake of the 1988 classic beat 'em up and then boot up classic games. In their journey to fuck shit up they recognize the voice actors from Disney who swear like sailors, cringe at Woolie's stories about crushed eyeballs, marvel at the visuals that were exceptional for the 90's and insult Pat's Mom.
About[]
- “Halloween may be over, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have time to SPLATTER!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “Bane: Origins.”
- — Woolie
- “It's not just 'fuck', it's 'FUCK'.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's do some, like, carpentry with this fuckin' board.”
- — Matt
- “I prayed to the God Stephen Dorff.”
- — Matt
- “I'm fuckin' alpha! Do you even lift?!”
- — Woolie
- “Pat told me you have to be gentle with them.”
- — Liam
- “You play as Murder Man instead of Dracul.”
- — Liam
- “Mega Man gets power to murder?”
- — Liam
- “Yeah, Dr. Wily creates Murder Man.”
- — Woolie
- “It's like a Zelda-style introduction, it's like, 'Disgusting Creature of the Night: Pat's Mother'.”
- — Matt
- “Put a little skull condom on your dick!”
- — Matt
- “Get the literature!”
- — Liam
- “What? It gives you more time or life, or...?”
- — Matt
- “Now Rick is literate.”
- — Liam
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