| Two Best Friends Play:
Grand Theft Auto V
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| Game | Grand Theft Auto V |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 2 |
| Length | 17:10 |
| Upload Date | September 21, 2013 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Saints Row IV |
| Next | Beyond Two Souls |
“Trade your baby, get GTAV twenty-five percent off!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Grand Theft Auto V is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat carry out bank heists as 80's presidents, do the civilian flail, yell at douche bag businessmen, and talk about hobo pits.
About[]
- “That's it, I want Chop to have his own video game!”
- — Video description
- “It’s been a while since we last visited Los Santos, so let’s test out collision and dog physics!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “You know, Rockstar should really give you some type of paper craft to make while you wait for this to load.”
- — Matt
- “It's a good old-fashioned Christmas robbery.”
- — Pat
- “They make me sit here for twenty minutes with my cock in my hand and I can't even murder someone the second I play the game?”
- — Pat
- “Why can't you play as Scrooge McDuck in a GTA game?”
- — Matt
- “I want to be Barry O. the bank robber.”
- — Pat
- “There was this stroller and in the stroller was just a copy of GTAV.”
- — Pat
- “Nobody's getting a Dreamcast now.”
- — Pat, during an in-game funeral
- “I want this to cut and he's gnawing on the furniture.”
- — Matt
- “Here at the Best Friends, we always raise the roof 24/7.”
- — Matt
- “L.A. is bullshit!”
- — Pat
- “Are you a hot girl? No. Ticket.”
- — Matt
- “No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'Nam.”
- — Matt
- “You know what's hood as shit? Jumping off construction shit!”
- — Pat
- “I fucking hate these box fans. Not even good for dick-cooling.”
- — Pat
- “You're saying a lot of words, but I don't think you quite know what they mean.”
- — Matt
- “I hope we don't find anything super raw in here.”
- — Pat
- “Like what- Woolie just sitting in there with a bunch of homeless guys?”
- — Matt
- “TONYA!”
- — Matt, impersonating Ethan Mars
Trivia[]
- Matt's ringtone at 0:52 is "Rules of Nature", from the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance soundtrack.
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