Harry Potter Kinect

Two Best Friends Play: Harry Potter Kinect
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Game	Harry Potter for Kinect
Season	6
Episode	10
Length	12:58
Upload Date	Jan 13, 2013
Controller	Matt, Co-op
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“There's that bird we tried to give a handjob to earlier!” — Matt

“And now he's trying to fuck the snake!” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play: Harry Potter Kinect is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat recover from their Kinect journey that was Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor. They play magic bird handjob simulators, churn potions like the Amish churn butter, do questionable things while fighting a monster, caress Voldemort's face, and shoot vaginal spells.

About

“WEASLEY CANNOT SAVE A THING, HE CANNOT BLOCK A SINGLE RING! THAT’S WHY SLYTHERINES ALL SING! WEASLEY IS OUR KING!”

— Website description

Intro

Matt and Pat are playing Quiditch for teams Gryffindor and Slytherin, respectively, and are chasing after the Snitch. As they fight over who will reach it first, they smash into a pillar.

Quotes

“You can get to be a cool guy, a huge nerd, a racist, or this asshole named Hufflepuff.”

— Pat

“Yo, whatever. Hufflepuffs, we ride together, we die together. I got your backs Hufflepuffs.”

— Matt

“They would die together.”

— Pat

“Yeah, in droves.”

— Matt

“Why does Harry Potter Kinect come with a magic bird hand job simulator?”

— Pat

“He looks like such a shitlord!”

— Pat

“I know you can't resist my supple flesh!”

— Matt

“Harry Potter versus Draco Malfoy. Fight. Or kiss. Whatever.”

— Matt

“Oh Ron, wasn't I a good rat? Didn't I lick your balls?”

— Matt

“Ron, didn't you love it when I slept next to your dick every night when you were sad about Hermione?”

— Pat

“My kids are cunts!”

— Pat

“Why doesn't Voldemort's nose face look like his face face?”

— Matt

“Did everyone see my dick. Look at how big it is.”

— Matt

“It's bigger than you'd think.”

— Pat

“But smaller than you hoped.”

— Matt

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