Two Best Friends Play:

Hitman Absolution

Hitman Absolution
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Game Hitman Absolution
Season 6
Episode 11
Length 13:15
Upload Date Jan 20, 2013
Controller Pat
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“Dickman 47, reporting for duty.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play: Hitman Absolution is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat murder people, drag bodies, give a man fellatio, tip their hats, meet a butterface, and harass Lynch.


Oh no, the legendary murderer Hitman that’s killed hundreds of people is being framed….FOR MURDER!
— Website description

Intro Edit

The intro cartoons features Matt and Pat searching for Agent 47 as Chicago cops until Matt is garroted from behind and stripped of his clothes by Agent 47. Pat looks back at Agent 47 wearing Matt's clothes and sees nothing wrong with the situation, just continuing on looking for Agent 47 again.

Quotes Edit

You're being arrested for giving a man fellatio.
— Matt
Bidets are those things Woolie has.
— Matt
He's framing the legendary Hitman, whose killed a billion people... FOR MURDER!
— Pat
The smell of burning maid has awoken me!
— Matt


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