| Two Best Friends Play:
Hitman Absolution
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| Game | Hitman Absolution |
| Season | 6 |
| Episode | 11 |
| Length | 13:15 |
| Upload Date | Jan 20, 2013 |
| Controller | Pat |
| Previous | Harry Potter Kinect |
| Next | PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale |
“Dickman 47, reporting for duty.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play: Hitman Absolution is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat murder people, drag bodies, give a man fellatio, tip their hats, meet a butterface, and harass Lynch.
About[]
- “Oh no, the legendary murderer Hitman that’s killed hundreds of people is being framed….FOR MURDER!”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro cartoons features Matt and Pat searching for Agent 47 as Chicago cops until Matt is garroted from behind and stripped of his clothes by Agent 47. Pat looks back at Agent 47 wearing Matt's clothes and sees nothing wrong with the situation, just continuing on looking for Agent 47 again.
Quotes[]
- “You're being arrested for giving a man fellatio.”
- — Matt
- “Bidets are those things Woolie has.”
- — Matt
- “He's framing the legendary Hitman, whose killed a billion people... FOR MURDER!”
- — Pat
- “The smell of burning maid has awoken me!”
- — Matt
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