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Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

Huntsman - The Orphanage

Huntsman
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Game Huntsman: The Orphanage
Controller Pat
Length 28:36
Next Alone in The Dark The New Nightmare
Previous Rule of Rose
“Man, fuck this orphanarium.” — Matt

Huntsman - The Orphanage is the ninth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.

About[]

To the Orphanarium! Plus! Surprise guest! SO SPOOKY
— Video description

Description[]

In this episode, Matt and Pat go to a hunted orphanage, use some magic to open doors, talk to a painting, look at some photos of evil children, get scared of a visiting Woolie and run away from a horrible dildo monster.

Quotes[]

I'm gonna click on the girl from Full House.
— Pat
Nature's lighting is going nuts.
— Matt
Free orphans for everyone!
— Pat
Go back to the kitchen girl voice.
— Pat
Man, fuck this orphanarium.
— Matt
The Woolie has spawned. Hello.
— Woolie
When they reverse-engineered Megatron, they made sure we were able to see ghosts with his tech.
— Matt
What is it about British orphans that make them extra orphany?
— Woolie
Is that girl cutting her hair supposed to be scary? 'Cause I'm super down with that!
— Woolie
Who needs orphans when you have prosthetic kids?
— Pat

Trivia[]

  • This is the first-ever Shitstorm episode to feature Woolie.
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