Super Best Friends Play
Indigo Prophecy
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Game | Indigo Prophecy |
Episodes | 12 |
Combined Length | 6:17:38 |
Original Run | Sep 6, 2013 - Oct 3, 2013 |
Controller | Pat |
“The Best Friends have never faced a greater trial.” — Woolie
Super Best Friends Play Indigo Prophecy is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie play an interactive drama much like their previous favorite, Heavy Rain. Along the way, they fail more easy prompts, play Simon Says, practice their French accents, get into pointless boxing matches, yell at women and yell at David Cage.
About[]
- “Matt, Pat, and Woolie fail more easy prompts, play Simon Says, practice their French accents, get into pointless boxing matches, yell at women and yell at David Cage.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Indigo Prophecy Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “I’m bringing up the hatred and anger from the Me of years ago.”
- — Woolie, at the start of the playthrough
- “Woolie doesn’t like this game, everybody.”
- — Matt, at the start of the playthrough
- “That anger in me is so strong that it is making me depressed.”
- — Pat, at the start of the playthrough
- “I want you to feel the ketchup!”
- — Matt, impersonating David Cage
- “I am a French schmuck David Cage.”
- — Matt, impersonating David Cage
- “Just feed these fuckin' sour mints into my head.”
- — Pat
- “Evil raven watches you pee.”
- — Matt
- “Just sweep your emotions away.”
- — Woolie
- “I need condoms for this murder.”
- — Pat
- “ I don’t know about you, Woolie...if I murdered somebody in a bathroom, I’d be a little more than depressed. I’d be fucking freaked out like crazy.”
- — Pat
- “People that don’t expel urine are usually the most suspicious.”
- — Matt
- “So I’m playing as Carla here. And instead of in Heavy Rain where you get to talk to yourself like a crazy person all the time...here, you just get it sometimes.”
- — Pat
- “Let's go find some crack-smoking dogs!”
- — Pat
- “I’m back to being anxious ‘cause I remembered I murdered a guy.”
- — Pat
- “Remember, game overs are a failure of the game designer.”
- — Matt
- “I inserted a knife into a man’s chest and he stopped breathing, but I’m not a murderer!”
- — Woolie
- “I'm just a chest-knifer.”
- — Pat
- “Remember, it’s okay to kill people if you save another person.”
- — Matt
- “Consoling sulking girlfriends is a failure of the game designer.”
- — Woolie
- “When I say that, people aren't usually receptive. 'Hey girl, let's bust!'”
- — Pat
- “Let's just shit on his life.”
- — Pat
- “Pat is Hitler confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “Fuck Michael Jordan.”
- — Pat
- “He was in Space Jam.”
- — Matt
- “This seems like a Sega arcade game now.”
- — Matt
- “I'd rather be playing Shenmue right now.”
- — Matt
- “OK, let's imagine "Game of Thrones," but instead, just put a Richard Nixon mask on Bran's face in every scene. How does this change how you feel about the story?”
- — Pat
- “Cops can't stop you if you're under the coats.”
- — Woolie
- “You can't save the movie! What game?”
- — Woolie
- “Jesus the Squealer.”
- — Matt
- “I'll Spanish Pokemon Champion all over your pants!”
- — Pat
- “That's what girls wanna hear. 'Hey girl, I love ya. I have 120 seconds to get my shit off.'”
- — Pat
- “Sex scenes are a failure of the game designer.”
- — Matt
- “I love your nippleless chest.”
- — Matt
- “No one's ever in a good mood in this fucking game!”
- — Pat
- “Why don't you just take out his eyeballs and put them in a computer so you can see what he saw.”
- — Matt
- “Did you see my brain collection in urine?”
- — Matt
- “It helps it with the taste.”
- — Pat
- “Remember kids, one beer is enough to kill you.”
- — Matt
- “Fuck. Everything.”
- — Woolie, after Pat opens a pantry door to find a floating spinning trading card
- “Nice blue screen, idiot!”
- — Matt
- “You know when we’ll know? When we see long hair resting on someone under the covers. That’s when we’ll know we’ve arrived!”
- — Woolie
- “Do you want some of this murder d?”
- — Pat
- “Yelling at women, it’s great! Makes you less stressed!”
- — Pat
- “Here's your ENTIRE box of dildos!”
- — Pat
- “Lucas Kane confirmed for Smash Brothers.”
- — Woolie
- “Ignore all the blood all over my crotch.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, let's not make David Cage into a racist monster, just an incompetent shit.”
- — Pat
- “I think at some point I just told the kids to go smoke crack.”
- — Pat
- “Old lady moonwalking, let's go!”
- — Woolie
- “Tactical bird feeding action right here.”
- — Woolie
- “The Best Friends have never faced a greater trial.”
- — Woolie
- “This is basically Space Jam.”
- — Pat
- “Whoa guys, I gotta kill terrorists to gain time.”
- — Pat
- “Oh no, I make the bad game!”
- — Matt, as David Cage
- “Da PHONE?!”
- — Woolie, Room Assault Hype Man
- “If you're just joining us-and I don't know why-don't go to racist Chinese libraries.”
- — Matt
- “You know what? I think your entire apartment fighting you is a failure of the game designer.”
- — Matt
- “Ceiling termites are watching you masturbate!”
- — Woolie
- “Lucas Kane's the Origami Killer.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god, I have magic kung fu powers!”
- — Pat
- “I'm gonna use my kung fu powers on this helicopter!”
- — Pat
- “Dear Jesus, please let me have more kung fu Matrix shit.”
- — Matt
- “It wasn't me, it was the one-armed Mayans.”
- — Matt
- “You think when we ask to go up to the pearly gates, Saint Peter's gonna be like,"Yo, those Youtube videos were pretty funny"?”
- — Pat
- “David Cage does more damage to France than its surrender in World War II.”
- — Pat
- “Oh my god, you have to do lie QTEs.”
- — Matt
- “The Mayan guy was doing Wiccan rituals with his Norse raven... to call upon the bugs!?”
- — Woolie
- “Pat hates Christianity confirmed.”
- — Matt
- “I'll give you a yellow brick!”
- — Pat, to Woolie
- “Coat mountain is the future! It's the only way mankind will survive!”
- — Woolie
- “Kamiya can scream into my asshole any day.”
- — Pat
- “Your shitty-ass - I'm gonna lean in for this one. Your shitty-ass, garbage fucking game doesn't even have the balls to be original, David Cage. The worst piece of shit you've ever done turns out to be a rip-off. How does that feel? You fuck. You hack.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh no, I made the bad game.”
- — Pat as David Cage
- “You garbage, piece of shit designer.”
- — Woolie
- “He gets to hang around with Ellen Page all day, how does that make you feel?”
- — Pat
- “You- like-”
- — Woolie
- “He's falling apart over here!”
- — Pat
- “Oh- what- I- The salt, dude...”
- — Woolie
- “Boning arguments are the weirdest.”
- — Pat
- “Super Saiyan zombie dick.”
- — Woolie
- “How can my dead husband be this cute?”
- — Matt
- “The more I see you play Jeffery, the more I wanna fuck your wife!”
- — Matt, as Tyler
- “I made the bad game.”
- — Everyone impersonating David Cage
Trivia[]
- The title card for this series is a reference to the doge meme.