| Shitstorm 7
Lazaretto
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| Game | Lazaretto |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 36:49 |
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“I don't wish ill upon the guy, but I really wish Woolie would get fuckin' super haunted.” — Matt
Lazaretto is the eleventh episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Video description
Description[]
Matt and Pat go on some radical adventures on an abandoned island where they discuss Edward Norton's leprosy, remember the old Thundercats memes and arrange for Woolie to get haunted by the ghosts he offended in Japan.
Quotes[]
- “Where's my face? Fucking forgot it.”
- — Matt
- “Fortunately I haven't had to meet someone that suffers from leprosy. It'd be an awkward interaction.”
- — Matt
- “Happy Halloween everybody 'cause that was the most Halloween shit that could've happened.”
- — Matt
- “Fucking bats came out of the ceiling.”
- — Pat
- “I feel aggression in this toilet, what is that?”
- — Matt
- “Are you attacking me with your placenta, sir?”
- — Pat about the Orphan of Kos
- “I fucking hate this time of year, honestly. This fucking feeling of anxiety.”
- — Pat
- “What the fuck is that?”
- — Pat
- “It's like a samoflange.”
- — Matt
- “What the fuck is a samoflange?”
- — Pat
- “A nine-year-old? Geez, they're basically adults. Fucking tell me if your infant goes missing.”
- — Matt
- “So, in his early stuff he's like "It's scary, it's so scary, dawg", and then in his later works he's like "It had, like, a million fuckin' arms, man".”
- — Pat about the works of Lovecraft
- “Dear Mother, I no longer fear Hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.”
- — Matt
- “Leprosy would do a lot f damage to a gigantic ass.”
- — Pat
- “I don't wish ill upon the guy, but I really wish Woolie would get fuckin' super haunted.”
- — Matt
- “I'm not gonna wish for it but if it happens I would enjoy it.”
- — Pat about Woolie's haunting
- “If Woolie starts to suspect a haunting, he's gonna come kick your fucking ass now.”
- — Pat
- “He will do no such thing 'cause he'll never admit that it's happening.”
- — Matt
- “Oh god, you're right.”
- — Pat
- “I'm right!”
- — Matt
- “Interference is causing the microphones to bleed.”
- — Pat as Woolie
- “Where's our Deus Ex highlight piss? I demand it.”
- — Pat
- “The lamest jumpscare would be the white text that said "Jumpscare".”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, a lotta fuck noises going on. Sound like Ric Flair on the top of the Space Mountain.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- Matt has previously played this game on his channel, in an episode of "Matt's Nightmares".
- This video may have been recorded before the Paratopic video as this episode seems to be the first time Matt mentions wishing a haunting on Woolie, while he tells everyone to remember to wish that Woolie gets haunted in the latter episode.