| Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III
Legends of Wrestling
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| Game | Legends of Wrestling |
| Length | 29:58 |
| Winner | Pat |
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| Next | Wrestlemania XIX (STEINERMANIA) |
“It's the new generation of old guys that are dead.” — Matt
Legends of Wrestling is the seventeenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III special.
About[]
- “"FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! Will any of these dusty old wrestling skeletons get off their saggy assholes and feed me kitty food?"”
- — Video Description
Description[]
Matt and Pat update everyone on which of their favorite classic wrestlers are legitimately dead, struggle to stop doing power bombs, begin their conquest of Texas, and get rustled by Hulk Hogans meatloaf abs.
Quotes[]
- “It's the new generation of old guys that are dead.”
- — Matt
- “Sabu is not dead. Sabu has survived one-hundred deaths.”
- — Pat
- “So that's a pretty dead stable.”
- — Matt
- “Well, Jerry's technically still alive.”
- — Pat
- “Oh yeah, I'm the strongest.”
- — Pat
- “But I've got the ten inch cock!”
- — Matt
- “No wrestler has ever run this fast.”
- — Pat
- “No one. Especially not these two guys.”
- — Matt
- “If we are the super legends, then why are we playing this show in a high school gym?”
- — Pat
- “Trish was gonna take off all of her clothes and Stevie Richards would run out with a big sign like, 'No, you can't see these titties.'.”
- — Pat
- “Fight the Texan champion, Brett 'The Hitman' Hart, from Texas.”
- — Pat
- “You can tell he's getting angrier because he's getting more orange.”
- — Pat about Taz
- “What is wrong with his torso? It's fucking disgusting. It's like a bunch of meatloaf.”
- — Matt
Jimmies' Status[]
Matt - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Pat - [X]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Woolie - Not Present
Liam' - Not Present
Trivia[]
- The guest cameo at the beginning of the video is James Goddard of Weaponlord fame.
Gallery[]
