Super Best Friends Brawl:
Mario Kart
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Game | Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Mario Kart Wii |
Length | 39:57 |
Upload Date | Jan 30, 2013 |
Winner | Matt |
Next | Power Stone 2 |
Previous | Anarchy Reigns |
“I'M SO FUCKING BUTTHURT OVER THESE FUCKING CHOMP CHOMPS!” — Pat
Super Best Friends Brawl - Mario Kart features Pat, Matt and Woolie racing around The Mushroom Kingdom to see who is the greatest kart racer of them all. Early leads are wiped out, Chomps tear up Pat's shit and confusing winners are crowned as the three guys figure out early on that "winning is losing" usually in Kart. Even though Matt wins, a sudden death battle mode duel is fought at the end between him, Pat and Woolie, with Woolie spoiling the overall win with a Battle Mode victory.
About[]
- “Nintendo's sick death race is the grand stage in which this warriors will lay themselves bare. Bodies will be strewn all over the ground, shattered, like the pendelum of a clock long broken.”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “Animal murder is very tasteful.”
- — Woolie
- “TOAD EATS DICKS FOR MONEY.”
- — Pat
- “Losing is winning.”
- — Woolie
- “Why are we talking about Toad's dick?”
- — Matt
- “Man if Kirby was in this, he'd be in the back giving everyone fluff jobs.”
- — Pat
- “There was no salt recorded in history prior to the invention of Mario Kart.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie... was it as good for you as it was for me?”
- — Matt
- “THEY'RE ALWAYS DEAD CENTER IN THE FUCKING THING!”
- — Pat on Chomps
- “They're ginger seeking.”
- — Woolie
- “WHAT THE FUCK! I'M OFF THE VOID!?!?!”
- — Pat
- “GODDAMMIT DON'T SAY PEOPLE'S REAL NAMES! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!”
- — Pat
- “OH MY GOD! I used three turbo mushrooms and it still couldn't get me out of that vagina!”
- — Matt
- “I've fell into Woolie's trap hole.”
- — Matt
- “Why am I first? I've done nothing to deserve this.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- Plague of Gripes made a video based on this brawl, which can be seen here
- Although Pat keeps referring to Chomps as "Chomp Chomps" their correct name is just "Chomps".
- The music heard over the character select screen is "Groose's Theme" from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.