| Two Best Friends Play:
Mass Effect 3
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| Game | Mass Effect 3 |
| Season | 4 |
| Episode | 9 |
| Length | 15:26 |
| Upload Date | Mar 18, 2012 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Previous | Xbox Live Indie Games II |
| Next | Prison Break |
“Hey dude, can you help me strap more guns? Preferably in the crotchal region.” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play: Mass Effect 3 is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat get surprised by insane plot twists, wonder when they get to make out with aliens, shoot robot space titties, touch man boobs, and destroy alien buttocks with their monster whoppers.
About[edit | edit source]
- “The Reavers are destroying everything in their wake? That’s cool, but I really need to bang this blue chick right now.”
- — Website description
Intro[edit | edit source]
The intro animation has Matt, Pat, and Liara walking down a corridor, guns at the ready. Matt raises his gun above Pat's head and shoots Liara. She gets angry, turns around, and shoots Pat. Then Matt and Liara hug.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- “If I was FemShep, this would be an ideal spacecation.”
- — Pat
- “Earth's so salty!”
- — Pat
- “Jump up and down!”
- — Mat
- “I'm ready for my checkup and by checkup I mean sex with your blue butt.”
- — Matt
- “You know what girls love? Soft ass piano music and the death of the Earth.”
- — Pat
- “No, they're really big spaceships that look like lobsters. ...It's super threatening.”
- — Pat (on the Reaper's ships)
- “That desk is working for the Ravagers!”
- — Matt
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