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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
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Game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Episodes 15
Combined Length 6:14:36
Original Run Feb 19, 2013 - Mar 30, 2013
Controller Pat
“Nanomachines!” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat Zandatsu some motherfuckers and watch Raiden be a big dick cool-guy or get as cheesy as any protagonist can be. Along the way, they have barf parties and make fun of Woolie and James Small. Get hyped - the cyborg juice, harvested organs, and slightly racist sombreros will fly!


Get hyped - the cyborg juice, harvested organs, and slightly racist sombreros will fly!
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Descriptions page.

Best of Montage Edit

A highlight reel for the first four episodes was released Febuary 19, 2013, called Metal Gear Rising (Best of Montage). It was edited in the style of the Machinima videos.

After Hours Edit

A two episode spinoff of this playthrough was played alongside Woolie called After Hours Jetstream Extravaganza. This was followed by another two episode spinoff based on Bladewolf called After Hours Bladewolf Extravaganza.

Quotes Edit

Metal Gear Rising: Back to the Revenge!
As long as you got a tongue Raiden, I'm good.
— Matt
Look at that big shit-eating grin!
Matt and Pat simultaneously
Kevin will remember that.
— Matt
If this thing hasn't seen me, I've lost all faith in the Irving model. I've lost all faith in the Irving model.
— Pat
As soon as this is done, just put a Facebook message on Woolie's wall: Pat's first 'S' rank was doing air combos to dizzy helicopters.
— Pat
— Matt
Rosetta Stone is fucking badass.
— Matt
Cut your shit!
— Pat
Bears are radical!
— Pat
I was just trying to test the limits... of his pants... with my sword!
The only time he's talked to me in the last couple months is him bitching about the wiki page people have made about how terrible he is.
If you're just joining us, we're talking about Grenadian death feet!
— Matt
Maybe I should have eaten my cyborg weenies again.
— Pat
If you're just joining us, we're talking about how Woolie's a huge molesting asshole!
— Matt
If Woolie came out, and was honest about his desire to kick puppies, he would be able to go into Ripper Mode.
— Pat
It's off the shit. This wouldn't even stand on the shit. We had shit here before but it's gone now.
— Pat
Who is this Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? Are they Dadaist?
— Matt
I was readin' the subtitles while I was laughing at Marky Mark.
— Pat
I'm gonna do a sick combo right-oh.
— Pat
Unite the world with the Hammer dance.
— Pat
You know what? If anyone wants like, the utmost proof that Woolie is the most diseased cunt in all the universe....
— Pat
If you're just joining us, we're talking about A Serbian Film! And pussy motorcycles!
— Matt
Don't have your pussy motorcycles fuck your baby eyeballs!
— Pat
Stop talking about Wild Wild West!
— Pat
This is officially Metal Gear Wolf Chaos.
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • Though Matt and Pat started this playthrough blind, they both completed the game at home off-camera mid-playthrough, something Pat said he regretted in his Reddit AMA. For this reason, they decided to do the entire The Last of Us playthrough without playing the game off-camera, save for the multiplayer.
  • The artist who drew the title card is ArtMagix of deviantART. The original image can be found here.
  • In his Reddit AMA, Woolie said that he wishes he could have been a part of this playthrough.
  • This is the first Let's Play to feature a part zero. This was out of the express intent to do a playthrough of this game regardless of quality upon day one. However during a video long after the playthrough's final DLC was completed it was commented by both Matt/Pat that in order to do so (the copy sent by the developers being a couple days late) on time they had to buy another copy completely.
  • In part three of the playthrough, Pat makes multiple comments towards Bladewolf being essentially Friender, the undying robotic dog companion of Tetsuya Azuma aka Casshern from the anime and movie adaptation of the same name (or in Japan the anime is titled Neo-Human Casshern).

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