Shitty Games Done Slow
Mindjack
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Watch the archived footage on the website or on YouTube (Part one and Part two) | |
Game | MindJack |
Length | 5:23:15 (Game Completed) |
Air Date | Feb 13, 2016 |
Controller | Liam |
“You'd have an argument about nothing with your Auto Blow that looks like you.” — Matt
Shitty Games Done Slow - Mindjack is a Super Best Friends Stream event in which the Best Friends Zaibatsu accidently break the world record for (mind) jacking off people and robots while arguing about autoblow immortality and Crab Vs Lobster.
Quotes[]
- “I just ate an ice cold chicken breast and we're about to pleasure you with MindJack.”
- — Liam
- “Even MegaMan Battle Network had kids jacking all over the place.”
- — Liam
- “I want everyone jacking me off.”
- — Woolie
- “If you wanna jack in, you gotta jack off RoarofEarth.”
- — Woolie
- “Once you jack off somebody you can take over their body and they become your mind slave.”
- — Liam
- “We need more melee attacks on Hilary Clinton.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't know if I can vote for that gorilla's socialist policies.”
- — Pat
- “Ghost in the Auto-Blow.”
- — Woolie
- “What's worse? Us streaming this or people watching this?”
- — Pat
- “I'll drink it. Spit it in my mouth.”
- — Matt
- “You'd have an argument about nothing with your Auto Blow that looks like you.”
- — Matt
- “I can't use this Auto Blow because it keeps shouting about Persona.”
- — Woolie
- “I don't like being short as fuck!”
- — Pat
- “Every time you shoot Shield-chan it goes, 'Nyaah!'.”
- — Woolie
- “You gotta pay your rent every month, you just go to your landlord and go, 'Oppai!'.”
- — Woolie
- “All four of us are here. None of us know what's happening.”
- — Pat
- “Garra, what's your new technique? 'It's the Sandbag no Jutsu.”
- — Pat
- “The future of cats shitting in boxes in your house.”
- — Matt
- “Man, Woolie, thanks for bringing all the dankest memes to this stream.”
- — Pat
- “I want a stuffed crust Amiibo, and every time you scan it in Link gets a pizza.”
- — Matt
- “But they'll never see an anus pucker in 4k.”
- — Liam
- “Popcorn, arcade machines, and easy access hentai.”
- — Woolie
- “That made me into the responsible adult today.”
- — Matt
- “A child's paradise.”
- — Liam
- “No country for told men.”
- — Woolie
- “All you need is a good helmet and Woolie will splooge all over it.”
- — Matt
Up Next[]
- MANJACKING
- TRAPPED IN THE PANIC ROOM
- White Slaving Meter Management
- FUCK CRAB MEAT
- Our souls escape our bodies like slow farts
- Gorilla Warfare
- WAKE N' JENK
- #PATDOWN
- WE JACK HARD (waiting for pizza)
- #Betrayalton
- After Hours Hentalk
- FUCKING NOTHING