| Two Best Friends Play:
Mortal Kombat Komplete
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| Game | Various Mortal Kombat games |
| Season | 7 |
| Episode | 11 |
| Length | 17:56 |
| Upload Date | Jun 23, 2013
Sep 26, 2013 (Re-upload) |
| Controller | Co-op |
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“Be better at Mortal Kombat, stupid!” — Matt
“No, I don't want to!” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play: Mortal Kombat, also known as Two Best Friends Play Mortal Kombat Games! is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat discuss the reasoning for yoga's creation, mistake swimming ducks for three guys having a party, get owned by marble columns, and incorporate Gianna Michaels into Mortal Kombat lore.
About[]
- “Matt & Pat return to their dumb old stomping grounds in Outworld.”
- — Video description (Machinima)
- “Did you miss Matt and Pat playing butt loads of old Mortal Kombat games? They're really good! No, really!”
- — Video description (TheSw1tcher)
Quotes[]
- “I played this on the Genesis, so it had blood, ya bunch of nerds.”
- — Pat
- “She's progressive. She's wearing yoga pants back then.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, it's all coming full circle.”
- — Pat
- “... in the future I hope they make pants that let me see girls' assholes.”
- — Pat
- “Reptile's, like, at the club.”
- — Pat (referring to Reptile's stance)
- “Mileena does have some gorgeous chest beefers. I'll give you that much.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my God, he's Nicolas Cage!”
- — Pat (referring to Johnny Cage)
- “This thunder god comes half-off!”
- — Matt (after tearing Raiden in half)
- “When I was thirteen, my boner popped so hard when I saw this. Everyone could see it.”
- — Matt
- “That was the one from MK 2 I remember jerking off too.”
- — Pat, about Kung Lao's fatality
- “"And I would've gotten away with it, too if it wasn't for you stupid kids and your little Liu Kang!”
- — Matt (as Quan Chi)
- “If you go to the clock town at 12:01 AM and then spin three times in backwards, Mileena will show you her butt.”
- — Pat
- “Will Woolie jack off to Arya tonight? Find out on today's episode of Game of Thrones!”
- — Matt
- “The answer is yes.”
- — Pat
- “If I wanna get killed by a barbed wire dick, I want it to be on land.”
- — Pat
- “Oh no, it's Scorpion. You defeated the traps of marble columns!”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The song played At 16:21 is "Snake Eater" by Cynthia Harrell, from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, in reference to that game's famous ladder climbing moment.
- This video was re-uploaded to the TheSw1tcher channel on Sep 26, 2013.
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