| Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon
Narcosis
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| Game | Narcosis |
| Length | 27:36 |
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“I would hate to be underwater more than one second.” — Pat
D2 is the twenty-fourth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.
About[]
- “Spooky Fact – Scientists have recently reported we unfortunately won’t be able to nuke all of the oceans and their gross denizens until about 2035.”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat go under da sea. At the bottom of the ocean, they face underwater terrors such as sexy green chicks, hermit crabs, Octodad and James Cameron.
Quotes[]
- “This is a time travel game, because we went back in time to E3 of this year.”
- — Pat
- “So if you're all rooty-tooty point and shooty, this will be old to you.”
- — Pat
- “We are a underwater spaceman and we're tapped in the Narcosis.”
- — Matt
- “It was these fucking hermit crabs that destroyed the station.”
- — Pat
- “This feels like a Mechwarrior horror game.”
- — Pat
- “Anything that's underwater and has a beak, get out of my face.”
- — Matt
- “The sexy green chicks in space aren't as gross as the sexy green chicks underwater.”
- — Pat
- “Jim and James are not real names.”
- — Matt
- “Well, you'd be crazy how hard you can die underwater.”
- — Pat
- “I would hate to be underwater more than one second.”
- — Pat
- “That's the ocean.”
- — Pat
- “Everything's a puckering butt-hole.”
- — Matt