| Shitstorm 7
Nun Massacre
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| Game | Nun Massacre |
| Controller | Woolie |
| Length | 27:13 |
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“There's something about getting horribly murdered right into a "Special Thanks!"” — Pat
Nun Massacre is the twenty-fifth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special, featuring Woolie from the Woolie May Cry series.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
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Description[]
Matt, Pat and Woolie discuss the pros and cons of being caught by a monster on the can and in a bathtub, run their asses off, climb up a huge-ass mountain and brush up on ancient Aramaic and sacred Kabbalistic math with a pinch of Terry Funk's architecture classes.
Quotes[]
- “We can just throw the word massacre after anything.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, but you're here because it has nun in it.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie, your life is at stake. Pat will kill you if you do poorly.”
- — Matt
- “Started throwing around crazy Bibles, Chris Benoit's up+b.”
- — Matt about Woolie's acquaintance
- “I don't understand why your pants would be around your ankles.”
- — Pat
- “Because normal people pull their pants down and take shits, but you don't, 'cause you're insane.”
- — Woolie
- “Did Zubaz get buried here, because it's right on the edge.”
- — Matt
- “My wheelchair... determines my life-chair...”
- — Matt
- “Oh, it's a giant ass room.”
- — Pat about a room with the number 2B
- “If I was an alien and I go to Earth and I saw math, I'd be furious.”
- — Matt
- “Boy, it's one of those days for Pat's mouth.”
- — Pat
- “Did Terry Funk design this house?”
- — Matt
- “It's a confessional box. That's where you tell the priest about all your creepy sex things and the priest tries not to get an erection because that would be bad to do.”
- — Pat
- “They don't want nun of this.”
- — Pat
- “There's something about getting horribly murdered right into a "Special Thanks!"”
- — Pat