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Obscure

Obscure
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Game ObsCure
Controller Matt and Pat
Length 42:22
Next Resident Evil Remake
Previous Killer 7
“This game was way too obscure, we shouldn't have played this at all.” — Matt

Obscure is the twenty-ninth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About[]

Matt and Pat get transported to highschool where they will get beat up by jocks and evil plant monster-things, and listen to Sum 41. Oh, the horror.
— Video description

Description[]

In this episode, Matt and Pat go to high school. Along the way, they jam out to Sum 41, go implausibly to find some jock's stuff, complain about the shitty Duke controller Pat is using, whack high school girls with a baseball bat, look up a girl's skirt, drink Monster energy drink, and get owned by corrupted monsters.

Quotes[]

I'm blasting my squats!
— Matt
Man, I would date Kenny.
— Matt
Let's bolt bro. Watch me blast my butt abs.
— Matt
Oh God, the white and black buttons have returned to haunt me.
— Pat
My mom's not a video game!
— Pat
Shit's so locked!
— Pat
I'm raging against the machine over here.
— Pat
This game was way too obscure, we shouldn't have played this at all.
— Matt
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