| Shitstorm 7
Paratopic
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| Game | Paratopic |
| Controller | Matt |
| Length | 46:11 |
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| Previous | The Last DeadEnd |
“A Jesus in the hand is worth two Jesus in the bush.” — Pat
Paratopic is the third episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 7 special.
About[]
- “Intro Art by: https://twitter.com/Lotion_Player
Animation By: https://twitter.com/CrankyConstruct
Music By: https://www.youtube.com/c/littlevmills
Check out our podcast and all things Super Best Friends at: http://www.superbestfriendsplay.com” - — Video description
Description[]
Matt and Pat switch to a more professional career as they become mules for David Lynch's new movie which doubles as a semi-lethal drug. As they travel back and forth across the border they buy some giant anime pants and figure out how to get ghosts to haunt Woolie for a few months, all while trying to keep hold of their sanity and their precious cargo.
Quotes[]
- “Paratopic. Is that where you go down to the Hot Topic and get paralyzed by the view?”
- — Pat
- “We're playin' a Shitstorm game, why are we talking about MC Hammer?”
- — Matt
- “A Jesus in the hand is worth two Jesus in the bush.”
- — Pat
- “This looks familiar but I'm too stupid to understand it.”
- — Matt
- “Yep. That's the bathroom juice.”
- — Matt
- “I love you Pentagon Lady. Are you related to Triangle Girl?”
- — Pat
- “I have no legs and I must drive.”
- — Matt
- “It's the all Charlie Brown adult channel.”
- — Matt
- “I knew it was cereal. I could smell it. I could smell the perfume.”
- — Matt
- “What the fuck is this game about?”
- — Pat
- “Follow that pink bird. He has Half Life 3.”
- — Pat
- “I can't believe they've made like six Wrong Turn movies. How many wrong turns could you've possibly made?”
- — Matt
- “So, remember folks, we're all in- during this Shitstorm we're gonna not say Woolie's smelly or there's like, a uh, Woolie Hole, but we are all putting our positive energy towards wishing Woolie would get haunted for three to four months max. Because he doesn't respect ghosts, like most people do, so I think he needs a haunting. But four months max. So everyone, hope and pray.”
- — Matt
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