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This is an extended page of notable trivia about Pat.

Personal Information

• Pat's birthday is April 22, 1986, Earth Day. He believes this gives him free reign to litter.
• Pat was named after Canadian ice hockey player Patrick Roy.
• Pat is 5'2, making him the shortest member of the Zaibatsu.
• Pat is the only pure Canadian on the channel, with both he and his parents being born in Châteauguay, a suburb of Montreal.
• Pat was born two weeks premature.[1]
• In the Grand Theft Auto V episode, Pat says that he grew up in the boondocks.
• Although Pat is usually depicted in animations and fan art as having a chin strap, he usually sports a full beard. He is also depicted as having a full head of hair, which is not the case.
• While the rest of the Zaibatsu jokes about Pat being of Irish descent, Pat corrects them and says he is actually of Scottish heritage.
  • In 2019, Pat denied being Scottish, describing himself as of French and English descent with various European ancestry.
• In episode seventy-four of the Super Best Friendcast, A Lifetime of Close Calls, Pat reveals that the first album he ever bought with his own money was St. Anger. He cites this as the reason he hates music.
• Pat mentioned that he has problems with his eyesight and has glasses, but he doesn't like wearing them and lets his girlfriend borrow them.
• Despite living in Montreal, he claims his French is not good and is really awkward that people have to order for him in restaurants. Pat's French has gotten rusty since he hasn't used it regularly since quitting his retail job to do Best Friends.
• Pat reveals in part six of the Ride to Hell full Let's Play that at one point in his childhood he lived in Verdun, Quebec, a borough of Montreal which was run by the Hell's Angels. His family moved when he was about four years old after a local dépanneur on their corner was "molotov'd" for not paying protection money.
• According to Paige AKA PeachSaliva, Pat's girlfriend, Pat has a large penis.
• In part nine of Parasite Eve, Pat recalls that he had his first beer in a bar called Tricks, which "had the market cornered on underage drinking".
• In Super Best Friendcast episode one-hundred and eighty-one, Strong Opinions About Flags, Pat revealed he is a nihilist, surprising no one.
• Pat's middle name, according to Paige, is Richard.

Family

• Pat has an older half-brother and an older half-sister.
• Pat's sister is married, as he mentions his scumbag uncle showed up to her wedding in a dirty t-shirt in the ninth episode of the Day of Crisis full Let's Play.
• Pat's dad once gave him trouble for saying "Ariel just wanted the dick," on the Super Best Friendcast. Because of this, Pat refrains from making fun of his dad on the podcast, in fear of him hearing it. His name is Richard.
• In episode seventeen of Disaster: Day of Crisis, Pat confirms that he does indeed, love his mom. This is in spite of the fact that he wanted this shocking claim edited out of the video.
• Pat has many French-speaking elderly relatives, as revealed in the Dark Souls Remastered Twitch stream. His mother is a rarity among them as an English speaker.
• Pat's siblings have French accents.
• Pat is third cousin to US senator Ted Cruz.
• Pat's brother is a dumbass.
  • The dumbest thing Pat ever saw was when his brother was swinging him around by the arms, got bored, and let go. Pat hit his head and bled profusely, and needed stitches. Pat estimates that 50% of all injury in the world is caused by a sibling.
  • When he was little, Pat's brother once showed up with a brand new bicycle which he claimed to have found in the trash. His dad made him give it back, then grounded him.
  • Pat's brother once took care of a friend's dog for two weeks, but refused to give him back until the friend repaid him for the dog food, saying "I guess it's my dog now". He came back to find his door kicked in and no dog, then asked his dad for money to replace his door.
• Pat has a paternal uncle, but no maternal uncle. He has a paternal aunt who lives "way out east".
• Pat loves his cat Elmo, although it is technically Paige's cat. Pat refers to Elmo as his "son".
• Pat has an imaginary dog named BASEBAL. BASEBAL is Elmo's pet.

School

• Pat graduated high school in 2003, according to part ten of Silent Hill 2.
• In part five of the Silent Hill: Downpour playthrough, Pat reveals that he won a poetry contest in high school for writing an elaborate poem about a bloody knife used to stab a hobo.
• According to the Silent Hill Homecoming playthrough, he went to school for psychology and has studied some first aid. In episode eleven of the Super Best Friendcast, Pat stated that he majored in psychology and minored in sociology, saying both were useless.
  • Pat makes frequent reference to his knowledge of psychology, notably in the Outlast video in which he says that because of his major, he knows that a lot of the phrases used in the game are just bullshit. Fans pointed out in the comments section, however, that Pat was incorrect, and they were, in fact, real words. Matt acknowledged this in a later Shitstorm 2: The Shittening episode.
  • Pat enjoyed the time he spent studying Psychology and thinks it's interesting. However, he feels the path to get to a real job is too long and boring. Neuroscience bores him to tears and he says that's where the field is going.
• In episode seven of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Pat reveals he was the salutatorian in his graduation, which Woolie describes as being "too shit-tier to be the valedictorian."
• Pat had crippling social anxiety until the age of 17-18. He acquired the anger when he was 19.

Work

• According to Pat on a Reddit AMA, he quit his shitty minimum wage job as a grocery bagger to do Let's Plays full-time before Two Best Friends took off. In episode five of the Super Best Friendcast, Pure Scumbag Tactics Are The Only Way To Win, Pat recalls that he quit his job on November 27, 2012. In episode nine of the Prison Break full Let's Play, Pat exclaimed that he worked at a grocery store when Matt believed he didn't know what a "jigger" was.
• He is the only member of the Zaibatsu who has not previously held a job in Quality Assurance (game bug testing).

Zaibatsu

• Pat said in an interview with David Gilitnan that upon Woolie introducing him to Matt, he didn't like Matt at first due to him being "a weirdo," but upon Matt inviting him to do their Kirby's Epic Yarn video, they got to know each other and quickly became best friends.
• Pat was offered to do a playthrough with just Woolie but had long refused to do so for unspecified reasons. Matt concluded it was because he was super awesome and was the only one who could get along with everyone. For example, during the Best Friends Beat 'Em Ups playthrough of Dungeons & Dragons Shadow over Mystara Pat and Woolie failed to cooperate and spent much of the time yelling at each other. Matt then added "For anyone wondering why there isn't a Pat and Woolie playthrough, this is why". Eventually, they were able to get together and make the Pat and Woolie's Bizarre Adventure video and even had a full playthrough together in I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream as well as showing patience in guiding Woolie through the Dark Souls II playthrough.
• Pat has made attempts at solo videos (like Matt's Bomb Ass stuff) but is never happy with them. He was able to finally complete and publish his first solo video, Mercenary Kings, where the video was missing any audio from the game.
• Pat says that if the Best Friends are stuck on a island somewhere, they would eat Woolie first because he is the biggest.
• Pat says his saltiest moment was winning two brawls that were never aired because of technical issues.
• Pat's favorite moment in Best Friends history was Woolie's unbelievable salt in the Anarchy Reigns Brawl.
• Pat's least favorite brawl was Power Stone 2.

Games

• Matt and Woolie claim that despite owning a SEGA Genesis (or most likely because of it), Pat did not have a childhood.
• Pat's button mashing skill originated from playing Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
• In part three of Indigo Prophecy, Pat revealed that he is a large supporter of grass type Pokémon. On several Mailbags, he has been shown to like the Bulbasaur family.
  • In part fourteen of Pokemon LeafGreen, Woolie names their Voltorb "Benoit", saying that he originally intended to give that name to an Eevee, in homage to Pat, because that's his favorite Pokemon.
• Pat bought a PS3 to play Final Fantasy XIII, which he regrets, according to episode seven of the Super Best Friendcast. Later in twitter however he reveals that the PS3 was meant for Yakuza 3.
• Pat beat Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots in a single sitting.
• Pat has beaten Resident Evil 4 ten times: seven times on the GameCube, twice on the Wii, and once on the PC.
• Pat kickstarted the Ouya, then thought "what the fuck am I doing!", before cancelling the payment.
• In part fifteen of Yakuza 4, Pat claims that he drank a whole bottle of vodka, and was still able to beat Woolie in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike.
• In episode thirty-five of the Super Best Friendcast, GIFs are for Chodes, WEBM is for Big Dick G’s, Pat reveals that he bought a PS2 for Final Fantasy X.
• According to episode forty-four of the Super Best Friendcast, Don’t Share the Wad, Pat's waifu in Persona 3 FES is Mitsuru, something he has stated is "the one thing Liam and I can agree on".
• In Silent Hill Origins, Pat mentions that Silent Hill 4: The Room is the only Silent Hill game he hadn't beaten.
• In episode one-hundred and twenty-four of the Super Best Friendcast, Legend of the Nog Kings, it is revealed that Pat always touches his nose after he does a command grab while playing fighting games. When Woolie discovered this, he found that he could use it against Pat by telling him not to touch his nose, throwing Pat off his rhythm and making him far easier to beat. This was mentioned again in the Persona 4 Arena ULTIMAX: The Ultimate Suplex Hold video.
• Pat is a huge fan of Resident Evil 2. In the RE2 remake, in the opening scene which is based on the skyline of Montreal, you can literally see the grocery store where Pat used to work retail. (CSB #2)
  • He first played RE2 as a kid by convincing his mother to let him buy it when he found it used for $30 instead of $50. (CSB #4)

Health

• During a 2018 Twitch stream of Hollow Knight, Pat named one of his testicles Schlorpy for its tendency to re-enter the inguinal canal. This was previously alluded to in a Dark Souls Remastered stream earlier that year, where Pat jokingly claimed to be "doing it right now".
• In episode twenty-seven of the Super Best Friendcast, The Time You Got Punched In The Dick, Pat states that his t-shirt size is XXL.
• Pat used to suffer from Asthma and frequently used Ventolin Inhalers.
• In Super Mario RPG part ten, Pat states he has a terrible sense of smell. During the live stream of the E3 2017 Playstation Conference, he claimed that he no longer has any sense of smell. However, he has a sense of smell, it's just poor.
• Pat once drank coconut water on one of Paige's streams and immediately ran to the bathroom and vomited.
• Two of Pat's front teeth are fake, as revealed by him in part sixty-five of the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Let's Play.
  • As revealed in Castle Super Beast #4, he lost several teeth on a dangerous playground. He played a dangerous game where two kids hang from hanging bars and try to knock the other down, the standard meta being to kick the opponent in the face.
• In Pats Hollow Knight solo streams, it was discovered that he actually has creepy, tiny baby hands. This was found out by Pat realizing that people dump on him for drinking so much redbull because they think he drinks regular sized cans, when in reality, he drinks 250ml cans, the smallest redbull cans.
• In 2018, Pat was taking medication for gout.
• Pat has a perfume allergy, and scented products cause migraines and rashes. He must use unscented soaps and deodorant. Glade plugins are a bioweapon to him, but due to his poor sense of smell, he finds that they smell like paint.
• Pat can't wear hats without getting migraines.

Opinions

• In part fourteen of The Last of Us, Pat states that Demolition Man is the greatest movie of all time.
• Pat really likes Fallout: New Vegas, Dark Souls, and Xenogears, as he mentions them often on the show. His favorite game of all time, however, is Resident Evil 4 and frequently refers to it as "the greatest game ever made".
• According to their The Last of Us playthrough, Pat revealed that he hates coffee and prefers to drink Red Bull.
• Pat's favorite wrestler is Mick Foley.
• Pat's favorite Machinima episode is L.A. Noire.
• Pat's favorite Street Fighter character is Zangief.
• Pat thinks cats are dirtbags and likes dogs much more. Zach is an exception and Elmo is his son and he loves him.
• Pat doesn't like monkeys and is freaked out by baboons.
• Evil Zone is the worst game Pat has ever played. [2]
• Pat's favorite hockey team is the Montreal Canadians otherwise known as "The Habs". [3]
• Pat is a huge fan of the cartoon Adventure Time, and is the one who got Matt into the show.
• Pat is a fan of Richard Dawkins and has read The Selfish Gene and The God Delusion.
• Pat thinks comic books are for dorks, and has commented on several occasions the differences on graphic novels (which he enjoys on slight occasion) and comic books.
• Pat has said that he enjoys basketball and is a fan of the NBA.
• His favorite anime is Neon Genesis Evangelion.
• Pat's favorite King of Fighters characters are Iori Yagami and Kula Diamond.
• In episode six of the Super Best Friendcast, Nothing Good Ever Comes In A Bucket, and again in Friendcast Mailbag 7!, Pat stated that The Last Airbender is the worst movie he has ever seen.
• Pat has stated several times that he can't stand the Etrian Odyssey series. As a result, he can't bring himself to play Persona Q despite Persona being one of his favorite RPG franchises.
• Pat hates John Leguizamo and gets incredibly upset whenever he is mentioned.
• Pat's favorite ending of Silent Hill 2 is the In Water ending because he believes its the ending that most closely fits the main themes of the game.
• Pat admits that he is a litterbug, especially around people in public, "just for the fun of it" (Metal Wolf Chaos - Part 3).
• Pat admits that the only movie he has ever fallen asleep while watching is Space Cop. (Friendcast Episode 132)
• Pat enjoys spicy food even though he can't handle it. He started eating spicy food at lunch during his retail job to give himself an excuse not to talk to co-workers for an hour afterward.
• Pat has strong opinions about ice hockey:
  • Pat hates all sports because he supported the Habs until his favourite ice hockey player, Patrick Roy, for whom Pat is named, transferred to Colorado Avalanche in 1995.
  • Pat believes ice hockey players should not be allowed to transfer to other countries. Anyone who has ever played one game may never transfer abroad.
  • Pat thinks states without ice shouldn't be allowed to have ice hockey teams. No team can compete in the Stanley Cup unless they spend at least half the year complaining about the weather.
  • Pat wants to abolish all rules against fighting in the NHL. He also says he preferred MMA before they added all the rules. He has talked about this for over fifteen years in Woolie, who has to remind him, "Pat, you're talking about bloodsports again."
• Pat believes that any soccer player who fakes a leg injury should have their leg broken for real. The referee should carry a hammer for this purpose.

Religion

Pat has founded his own religion, based around littering. Its tenets are as follows:

• Pat is the leader of the religion. He was born April 22, 1986, Earth Day, which gives him special dispensation to litter.[4]
• Pat believes that littering is okay as long as it's done outdoors, since "The Earth is God's trashcan". Dropping trash indoors isn't littering, but it's still outrageous: "Buildings have to be clean. The Earth is dirty; it can stay dirty."
• Pat claims that the more you litter on Earth, the less litter there is in heaven.
• You can't litter in foreign countries. You can litter in your own country, because your tax dollars pay for it to be cleaned up.
• Littering is virtuous, and if you litter you get into heaven. If you litter more, you get into better heaven.
• Eating out of the trash is fine, as long as it's clean.
• Paige tells a parable that Pat threw trash over his shoulder. Assuming he was aiming for a trashcan and missed, Paige went to pick up the trash. Pat turned to her and said, "Leave it."

The brain gobolins

Pat has brain problems, which he attributes to goblins that live on his shoulder and tell him "stupid shit". Paige coined the term "brain goblin" to describe quirks such as these:

• Pat has to take all of his clothes off to poop, then take a shower afterward. In fact, if he discovers during a regular shower that he needs to poop, he will have to take a second shower.
• Woolie reveals in part two of the The Cat Lady Let's Play that Pat has a tendency to use faucets and walk away, leaving them still running. When confronted about this, Pat had no explanation.
• Pat is afraid of bees because he has never been stung by bees. (CSB #2)
• Pat has never shit his pants. However, he sometimes straight-up forgets to breathe. (CSB #2)
• According to his Crypt of the Necrodancer stream, Pat suffers from cardiophobia. He's afraid to hear his own heartbeat because he's afraid he'll somehow turn it off.
  • In the FF7 stream, Pat realized that this may stem from playing Final Fantasy 7 in elementary school when Sephiroth's music contains a heartbeat.
  • Pat once had an anxiety attack when listening to Paige's heartbeat.
• Pat calls the dessert menu "restaurant candy". He calls takeaway delivery "mail food".
• Paige once had to Windex the trash to stop Pat eating out of it.
• Despite once attempting to eat out of the trash, Pat had an anxiety attack when Woolie asked what he would do if he could only eat food which someone had touched or spat in.
• Pat once threw out all the food in the house because he saw a centipede and thought it may have burrowed through the cans and laid eggs.[5]
• Pat is afraid to go get a haircut because he's worried the barber will spit in his hair.
• In part nine of Parasite Eve II, Pat told Woolie his favourite colour used to be purple, but changed it to red because of people making fun of him.
  • In a Twitch stream of Earth Defense Force, Pat painted his mecha purple.
• In part eighteen of the L.A. Noire Let's Play, Pat stated that when people talk about lobotomies it causes an indescribable discomfort in his chest and makes him nauseous, rendering him unable to discuss the topic. He also doesn't like colostomy bags.
• Pat is afraid of many things, such as spiders, according to the Man Vs Wild Let's Play, and clowns, mainly because he saw clowns every three weeks after his cousin started to work at the circus. His fear of clowns could also be explained by his traumatic experience at Niagara Falls in a fun house where he was scared by a monster behind a door, and then, as he tried to escape, was then caught by another monster. He was later escorted from the building.
• Pat doesn't like to think that his parents had sex.
• In case he loses/ruins the original, Pat has purchased a box of replacement Fatal Fury hats identical to the one he received at Momocon from a fan.

Miscellaneous

• Pat has the same name as a film-maker who is also from Montreal, Quebec.
• During episode fifty-one of the Bloodborne playthrough, Woolie revealed Pat needs a stool in order to poo properly. Pat followed this by saying it's absolutely necessary for him to have a "poo stool" due to his shortness.
• Pat has to be introduced by his friends to other people as "Angry Pat" so they can prepare themselves for his rageful personality. His nickname originally differentiated himself from the group of friends "other Pat," as talked about on the Funk Shui interview. In addition, Pat has been referred to as "Angry Pat" in at least one fighting game tourney.
• According to The Walking Dead playthrough, Pat has a certificate of priesthood, which grants him the ability to marry couples and baptize random people by throwing water bottles at them. He got this for "lulz".
• Despite being billed as "Angry Pat", Pat once became emotional and cried at the end of The Walking Dead playthrough, with Matt just sitting their mocking him for being a baby. Pat's tears can be heard here.
• In the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan parody Two Best Sisters Play he is portrayed by Princess Celestia.
• Pat has a large framed picture of Steve Buscemi that the gang received in Friendcast Mailbag 2!, courtesy of Seth.
• Pat mentioned in part two of Deadly Premonition that he wishes he could whistle.
• Pat states in Episode twenty-four of the Deadly Premonition Director's Cut LP, that he knows the entire song "Luna's Boat" from Lunar Silver Star Story Complete (and can sing it very well, if drunk).
• Pat only uses ketchup (no other condiments) for his hot dogs, hamburgers, etc.
• Pat said in part four of Indigo Prophecy that he once got so drunk with Woolie he jumped off a bridge and broke his foot. He did not realize he had broken his foot for almost an entire year after this.
• In part six of Disaster: Day of Crisis, Pat and Matt both mentioned that if a tsunami were to hit their city, they could retreat to Mount Royal (which is located in Montreal).
• In episode fourteen of Disaster: Day of Crisis, Pat says he thinks Felicia Day is "pretty cute (for a Red-Head)", and that any red-heads that look like his sister are "gross".
• In episode six of the Super Best Friendcast, Nothing Good Ever Comes In A Bucket, Pat mentions that he was a Boy Scout.
• Pat's PC specs has a Intel Core i7-3770K, 16 GB of 1600mhz Crucial RAM and a Gigabyte GTX 970 GPU
• In I used the Bidet Button, Pat mentions that he used to take martial arts classes.
  • Pat was the instructor's preferred person to demonstrat martial arts throws on, since he was short. From this he gained the name "grapple daddy".
• Pat has a unibrow, as revealed by himself in WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2011.
• Pat has stated multiple times that he wishes to be immortal, no matter the means. Why, though, is unknown.
• Pat loves milk. He once literally cried over spilt milk.[6]
  • He drank milk as his primary fluid intake as a child because someone told him it helped you to grow.
  • He once gave up milk for a year as it can have to a deadly interaction with acne medication Accutane.
• When asked by an E3 game trailer what he would sacrifice for power, Pat immediately replied "my feet". Pat would sacrifice his feet for power.
• Pat remembers all the words to "How is babby formed" flash video, and can recite it on command.
• Pat genuinely believed in UFOs and alien abduction until he was 16½, when his dad told him to cut it out. He never watched the X-Files because, when it aired, he thought it was silly to make a TV show about something so serious. (Castle Super Beast 038)

True Facts

• In part five of their Deadly Premonition playthrough, Pat mentioned that he was almost killed after being run over by a lady in an electric wheelchair.
• In the Friendcast Mailbag 4, Pat was forced to accept several disturbingly lifelike baby props. The reason for this is that, much in the way that anything related to Naruto is forced upon Woolie, Pat is "baby crazy," and must accept any and all things related to babies, though Pat adamantly denied this.
• Pat has stated that him being of small size, as well having red hair, does not actually make him a leprechaun. Matt, however, was quoted as saying "it does though" directly after said statement, leaving the subject up to debate.
• In Hyper Light Drifter, It has been stated that Pat wishes that the South won the American civil war. This has been shown by Pat reportedly ending each phone call by exclaming 'White Power!' to Woolie, confusing Woolie on how they continue to be friends.
• Pat has developed a Stand called 「CRAZY TALK」. The Stand is automatic and activates whenever Pat states a fact, causing reality to change and forcing Pat's statement to become incorrect. An example given by Pat is if he says the sky is blue, it will become red.
• Pat once caused a plane crash when he complained so much that the pilot decided everyone would be better off dead than having to listen to him. This event was mentioned in Super Best Friendcast episode two-hundred and nineteen, You Can't PogChamp a Plane Crash.