Two Best Friends Play:

PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

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Game PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Season 6
Episode 12
Length 14:30
Upload Date Jan 27, 2013
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam
Previous Hitman Absolution
Next DmC: Devil May Cry
“It's the killzone!” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fight to the death while making fun of Firefly, God of War, Devil May Cry, etc. They are later joined by Rising Superstar Liam and Woolie. In the end everyone got their shit pushed in by Liam, who was the only one good at the game.


We take some time to ponder why half these characters are in this game, and why another half is not in it at all.
— Website description


The intro cartoon has Matt and Pat cowering against a wall as Kratos and a Sack Boy version of Kratos approach them. The Sack Boy jumps off Kratos' shoulder and scowls at them, casuing Pat to start laughing. Kratos Sack Boy then lunges through the air and stabs Pat in the face.


Bad character action vs. Bad character action!
— Matt
Who's the badder-er?
— Pat
Why would Snake be in a game celebrating Sony characters?
— Pat
Look at those titties... on Nathan Drake!
— Matt
I want nothing more than Raiden. I want Raiden inside of me.
— Woolie
Men want to be with Raiden, and women want to be him.
— Matt
I'm being gangbanged over here by the weirdest androgynous bunch of motherfuckers ever!
— Pat
You've been in that position plenty of times before.
— Matt
Yeah, but now I don't like it.
— Pat
They won't put a classic Dante skin but they'll give me Vergil's coat?!
— Pat



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