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PSVR Launch

PSVR Launch Overlay
Watch the archived footage on YouTube
Game All games listed above
Length 6:57:42
Air Date Oct 14, 2016
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, Liam
“This is gonna open up a whole new realm of stupid videos for us.” — Pat

Playstation VR Launch is a Super Best Friends Stream event in which the Best Friends Zaibatsu strap on their give up machines so they can watch Tokyo burn, dine on shark dong, get freaked out by their alien hands, take boring sports into the awesome robotic future, rail shoot some meat-based scarecrows, creep on some schoolgirls, experience musical violence, become the Dark Knight for the sixth time, watch a snuff film, and much, MUCH more.

Quotes[]

That's crazy. I've always wanted to play video game.
Matt
You've never done it before.
Liam
Yeah, that's what I wanna hear before somebody tells me to suck their dick.
Pat
Won't you consider dining on my dong?
Woolie
Now Matt is controlling it with his ice cream dildos.
Pat
There's a comment by Super Ray the echoes something we were talking about before the stream started. 'Can't wait for Matt to hit Pat in the face!'. It will happen.
Pat
Yeah, Matt's head is tilted.. naturally.
Pat
It rests at a forty-five degree angle.
Woolie
This is gonna open up a whole new realm of stupid videos for us.
Pat
Matt, I don't know if you're aware, but you're almost, like, rubbing my fucking dick.
Pat
No one's concerned that I'm an invisible man who's naked except for gloves.
Matt
So it took, like, eight or nine years, but now we're finally at what the Wii U- sorry, the Wii told us we were gonna have.
Pat
Matt happens to be the only British Juggalo.
Woolie
Get a bunch of materials and boringly craft for hours.
Matt
What is this? No Man's Odyssey?
Liam
I was talking to the guys about what would it be like playing Overwatch in VR...
Woolie
It's not a game made for VR.
Liam
No, it's not, at all. Your neck would fucking snap.
Woolie
They can just literally port Sonic Dreams Collection.
Matt
Matt's bugging you. Matt's reaching around. He's giving you reach-arounds.
Liam
That's not the kind of reach-arounds we do around here.
Pat
Samus was the original pup snuffer.
Woolie
See, Woolie has a different definition of a give up machine.
Matt
Me and Liam want to go to the VR future, the MMO future. Matt wants to go to the creepy porn sex future and that's fine, but Woolie wants to go to the fucking weird ass wire frame techno future.
Pat
This may be unwatchable for those at home.
Pat
When you take the headset off, you're going to be disoriented.
Pat
What do you mean 'take the headset off'?
Woolie
I can't wait for us to show up for the podcast and it's like, 'Where's Woolie?' and you go over to his place and he's dead in the VR machine and his dick is out.
Pat
He calls it his 'Climax Fever'.
Liam
And it's just written on the ceiling in semen, 'I'm done.'.
Pat
Is this RIGS: Livin' Da Dream?
Matt
I'm gonna end up dicking Liam in the mouth for sure.
Pat
Your son calls me mommy too, Mercy.
Woolie
A scarecrow is just like a hay-based clown.
Pat
Did you get spooked?
Liam
No.
Matt
What about that time?
Liam
Nope.
Matt
What about this next one?
Liam
Nope.
Matt
I'm glad in one afternoon Woolie experiences synesthesia and rolled around on the ground to see a girls panties.
Liam
When you're standing up, of course it stresses the length a little, because, y'know, it's pulling.
Liam
Smell her! I mean, what?
Pat
I wouldn't eat a filthy Gotham apple.
Matt
There's no crime on my face. Phew.
Liam
You hear the classic Simpsons footsteps like, dun dun dun dun dun, *car sounds*, then the plane, *plane sounds*.
Woolie
Then you hear the final confrontation with the bad guy.
Matt
Like, on a train. Choo choo!
Woolie
Ah, got on the Bat-Train.
Matt as Batman
He almost got away. Good thing I chased him. Oh no, he's getting on a horse. *Neighing followed by hoof sounds*.
Woolie
There's no better gameplay than implied audio gameplay.
Matt
There's Riddler trophies. I can't believe there's Riddler trophies.
Matt
I live Bible Black VR in my regular life.
Matt

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